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California Moves to Criminalize Exposing Crime
Try to hide your shock.
May 29 • Jenna McCarthy
How to Submit Your COVID Hospital Story to the Congressional Record
A step-by-step guide — including an AI prompt that will format your story into a 600-word PDF ready for Senator Johnson’s office. By Jodi O'Malley, MSN…
Published on NursesOutLoud • May 28
Trump Discusses Potential Oil-Well Explosions
The media discusses Trump discussing them.
May 28 • Jenna McCarthy
BREAKING: WaPo Launches Emergency Investigation into Trump
Spoiler: It has to do with dropping bombs. (Relax. Not those kind.)
May 27 • Jenna McCarthy
Harvard Is Drowning in A Students
Their solution: Give most of them B's. You can't make this up.
May 26 • Jenna McCarthy
The Entire Internet Threatens to Vote for Spencer Pratt
And just like that, suddenly California is intensely interested in election security.
May 25 • Jenna McCarthy
New "All Natural" Doritos Are Basically Salad
*And other lies we'd all love to believe
May 22 • Jenna McCarthy
Confessions of a Funemployed Writer
A tale of contrition, confusion, and earnest content creation.
May 21 • Jenna McCarthy
New Workplace Epidemic Identified (Because Hating Your Job Needed a Fancy HR Term)
It's called "quiet cracking" and it's as woke as it sounds.
May 20 • Jenna McCarthy
Federal Government Declares Radical "Pulse" Requirement for Voting
Democrats and civil-rights groups warn this could create “confusion.” (I am not making that up.)
May 19 • Jenna McCarthy
WHO Declares (New!) Global Emergency
Another week, another apocalypse. *They pinky-swear it's different this time though.
May 18 • Jenna McCarthy
Washington Has Appointed Someone to Look Into Washington
The government would like to assure you that the government is on top of it.
May 15 • Jenna McCarthy
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