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The Trump Gold Card—Because Freedom Isn’t Free (*It’s on Sale for $1 Million)
America, but make it Costco Executive Membership
 • Jenna McCarthy
Trump Declares War on... Pencils.
A tale of overconsumption, hysteria, and the art of missing the point.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Australia Agrees to Let the Government Co-Parent its Children
(Pay attention, because this is the dystopian global test-drive.)
 • Jenna McCarthy
Ozempic Chic: Skeletal Is the New Black
(Apparently body positivity is taking an extended smoke break.)
 • Jenna McCarthy
ACIP Officially Ends Universal Hepatitis B Vaccine Recommendation for Newborns
Infants relieved to learn they’re no longer presumed promiscuous IV drug users.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Pantone Announces the "Color of the Year"
Never in history has a boring neutral been so triggering.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Pre-Written Narratives and Premature Outrage: ProPublica's Plan to Review Our Upcoming Book, “The War on Chlorine Dioxide"
When journalists pretend to chase a story they wrote before doing any reporting, all that’s left is to correct the record—publicly.
 • Jenna McCarthy
The Infant Hepatitis B Shot Is on the Chopping Block
Newborn heroin addicts and Pharma PR execs lose it completely.
 • Jenna McCarthy
This Year's Flu Shot Is a Bust.
Also: Experts recommend rushing out and getting one ASAP.
 • Jenna McCarthy
FDA Admits Covid Jabs Killed Kids
Dictionaries scramble to revise their definitions of "safe" and "effective."
 • Jenna McCarthy

November 2025

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