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Don’t Vote. That’ll Show ‘Em.
Elections are a sham and all politicians are puppets. Or is that precisely what the puppet masters want you to think?
 • Jenna McCarthy
Here’s a Thought: There’s a Reason Grandma Didn’t Need Ozempic
Her weight-management secret was cheap, unglamorous, and wholly underrated.
Published on Independent Medical Alliance • 
Washington Wants You Using Trump Coins to Annoy the Left
Money can’t buy happiness—but apparently, it can buy liberal tears. (*I’M NOT SAYING THEY’RE THE SAME THING, OKAY?)
 • Jenna McCarthy
The Why Behind the Ilhan Omar Investigations (*Yes, Plural)
Two birth years. Three husbands. Millions missing. Probably a typo.
 • Jenna McCarthy
We Have a New Press Secretary. It’s Going Great.
She has a history of posting about Pizzagate, Putin, pedophilia, and Michele Obama’s alleged penis. The internet... noticed.
 • Jenna McCarthy
This Socialist Revolution Brought to You by Billionaires
Capitalism is evil. Its fundraising potential, however, is outstanding.
 • Jenna McCarthy
The Pentagon Brings Back Public Execution
Apparently even capital punishment needs a content strategy.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Europe Unveils Its Latest Weapon Against Trump
It’s eight feet tall, covered in gold, and apparently our last best hope of saving the planet.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Who Is Natalie Harp and Why Is the Internet So Obsessed with Her?
Trump’s longtime assistant is under attack for [*checks notes*] doing her job while being hot.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Trump's Newest Hire Has a Scandalous Past
It took the internet less than 24 hours to expose it.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Plague Panic Grips the Globe. Is This the “Next Pandemic” They Promised?
A dead scientist, a disputed accident, and a terrifying disease we thought we’d left in the Middle Ages
 • Jenna McCarthy
Who Had Giant Alien Gorilla Lizards on Their Bingo Card This Week?
“Apparently I haven’t been nearly conspiratorial enough,” and other things I never, ever thought I’d say.
 • Jenna McCarthy
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