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Breaking News: Summer Is Hot, Sources Confirm
Experts stunned as annual weather pattern repeats itself for 5,463ʳᵈ consecutive year.
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Elon Musk Launches "Third Political Party"
Libertarians seen sobbing into their limited edition Ron Paul mugs
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Florida Threatens to Kill Violent Protestors
(If subtlety were a class, the Sunshine State skipped it to set off fireworks in the parking lot)
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Subscriber Spotlight: Brain Balancer Sarah McDowell
If your noodle isn't operating optimally, I'm betting Sarah can help.
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Reign Check: King-Sized Protests Ahead
(*POTUS and the not-so-quiet riots" would make an excellent band name)
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Paging Doctor Do-Little
A parable of poor decisions and the death of common sense
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Climate Panic Has Reached Cruising Altitude
Today's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of totalitarian control
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Trump and Musk's Big, Beautiful Breakup
You probably didn't even hear about it, because it was super subtle and garnered very little media attention hahahahaha.
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Subscriber Spotlight: Mover, Shaker, and Not-My-Brother Dan McCarthy
I'm not trying to disown anyone here; we're just not related *that I know of*
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Spy Harder: The Palantir Edition
I guess now we're Making Surveillance Great Again?
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RFK Jr. Pulls COVID Shot from the Kid's Menu
*CDC immediately orders it à la carte
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May 2025

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