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A Giant Alien Spaceship Crashed Into Earth (*actually)
Anyway, what am I going to make for dinner?
 • Jenna McCarthy
If You Thought Pizzagate Was Bad, Wait 'Til You Get a Load of Jerkygate
(Don't worry, it's 100% not about cannibalism. The media says so.)
 • Jenna McCarthy
Schools Cancel Student Picture Day Over Epstein Connections
Honestly, is there a dark and dusty corner of the globe that man *didn't* infiltrate?
 • Jenna McCarthy
A Well-Known Recovering Drug Addict Admits to Having Used Drugs
Historically pure Washington D.C. is aghast. Hilarity ensues.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Subscriber Spotlight: Your New Favorite Author Tim Pallies
(And not just because he's giving away free stuff, I promise.)
 • Jenna McCarthy
Pam Bondi Has Hit Peak Kamala Harris-Level Cringe
There's no sugarcoating this one. AG Bondi blew it, bigly.
 • Jenna McCarthy
We Have Now Reached "Gunperson" Level Absurdity
Another day, another NOBODY-WANTS-TO-SAY-IT tragedy
 • Jenna McCarthy
Media Finds Epstein Smoking Gun
TL/DR: Trump knew the pedophile was a creep. Get the cuffs.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Raise Your Hand if You're Still Reeling from Super Bowl Sunday
A linguistic, cultural, and emotional autopsy of Super Bowl LX (*and I'm NOT talking about the football part)
 • Jenna McCarthy
Olympic Drama: World Turmoil, but Make It Sporty
Somehow the Games go on—even in "unprecedented times" like these.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Subscriber Spotlight: Wordsmith, World Traveler, and Impossible Optimist Chris Creamer
It can be hard to stay positive in today's wacky world (trust me!). Chris has it figured out.
 • Jenna McCarthy
Wayfair Still Isn’t Trafficking Kids, FYI
Evidence sort of suggests otherwise, but they insist, okay?
 • Jenna McCarthy
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