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Made me laugh out loud three times and unnumbered smiley chuckles, and there’s no one in the room with me. Gotta share!

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I hear ya! My cat is just giving me that funny “here she goes again..!” glance at me! (Too funny ~ Cha Ching!!!💸💸💸)

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Actually I’m quite surprised we are still allowed to exhale, it contains CO2!

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I keep hoping millions of leftists will make the ultimate sacrifice to save the planet

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I remember telling some normies that I believe in climate change. They were shocked as I am a well known right-wing conspiracy theorist. I said "Yes. There's climate change. It's called the seasons. Ya know. Winter, spring, summer and fall." They stood there not knowing what to say or do. Like that response wasn't covered in there book for normies - how to respond to climate deniers. 🤔 😉😄

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It’s stunning how dumb (uninformed) normies are. It leaves few to communicate with since we can’t even discuss the weather 🙄

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Fabulous morning read had me laughing and sharing. Your article challenges another myth - that sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. Well done!

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HOLY HUNGA TONGA (or is it Honga Tunga?) VOLCANO, that’s was hilarious!

PS Look up the Hunga Tonga Volcano, a deep sea volcano MSM chooses never to mention when talking abt ocean temps rising.

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And most have no idea there was the Hunga tonga volcanic eruption. I had to explain to them the magnitude of the eruption etc. I said they need to get better sources of information. Told them that it seems like they were being lied to, denied knowledge and information or downright gaslighted.

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The sarcasm is spot on and since it has an element of truth it’s funny as hell.

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Excellent. The climate hypesters deserve to be parodied.

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This is one of your best efforts, Jenna. If I owned one of those Satire websites, I'd be making you an offer you couldn't refuse.

FWIW, I call the last couple of decades "Global Staying the Same."

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Stunningly funny and as usual, to the point. You made my evening! 😂

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great article. People really are so mmmm unlogical is the nicest i can work with, when the Berlin wall came down and there was "no fear" of the red threat to regulate our lives they had to come up with something to use to screw with us and dah dah the earth is getting colder we are going into an ice age and then when that didn't pan out it was oh we are going to fry to death the earth is heating up and then mmm that didn't work so we will just shorten it to CLIMATE CHANGE and we will lie about all the data or just not show it and we can keep control of peoples farting and electrical appliances and we won't clean UP the environment but we will make you paranoid that we will track every carbon foot print and dock your digital currency if you fart too much. Thanks Bill Gates.

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You had me at gelato

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Dane Wiggington has been sounding the alarm for decades now. Geoengineeringwatch.org

We have been lied to continuously this planet is heating up because of many reasons, but the climate intervention operations have been a direct cause. Stratosphere aerosol injection of toxic materials is weaponizing the atmosphere, so that the frequencies can direct the ionosphere heaters. It is diabolical that our politicians, state and federal agencies, and universities are in bed with the UN. They call the shots according to the whims of the controllers, the Swiss Banking Authority.

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I hate when AI changes my words and I don't catch it. Stratospheric Aerosol Injection, is what it's called.

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Love the post!! Geoengineering?? They wouldn’t!!

https://climateviewer.com

Http://giannamiceli.com

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#OVERTARGET

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Well… that’s really awkward stacked next to the blowjob comment. Damn…

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I was hysterically laughing at your piece! I needed that respite, an oasis in the madness surrounding us. I want to stroll in Italy, taste a gelato and have a leisurely cappuccino! Things are so topsy turvy that what is real is conspiracy and all falsehoods are real! We have been led astray by “science” when we are told to accept obvious untruths. Your humor brings a unique perspective on the issue of climate change. An oxymoron if ever there was one. Climate has been changing violently for a few billion years. But WE can stop it!

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NICE! I dare some granola crunching tree hugger to call me a climate denier. BRING IT ON!

My answer. Yes, I believe in climate and the fact that it changes. I also know that the likes of Gore, Gates et al, have been geoengineering the fecking weather for decades. If that is considered a denial of climate change then, so be it.

Jenna, I hope you imbibe in more than just gelato! Italy has more grape varietals than any other country in the world. A little known (useless) fact, so drink up (wine, of course), try some obscure wine varietal and please report back. I would love to hear about some crazy varietal I have never heard of.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and the FAM! :)

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