I caught a flight from St. Thomas USVI to St. Maarten on one of those squeaky little prop planes. The plane was very late, so I checked with the "desk" clerk to find out why. "Just a minute," she said, and flipped on a mirophone. She radioed the pilot to ask when he thought he might arrive, then…
I caught a flight from St. Thomas USVI to St. Maarten on one of those squeaky little prop planes. The plane was very late, so I checked with the "desk" clerk to find out why. "Just a minute," she said, and flipped on a mirophone. She radioed the pilot to ask when he thought he might arrive, then said to me, "Thirty minutes, maybe an hour. Or two. Have some more rum punch!"
Once I boarded the plane, I saw there was no flight attendant. An ice chest was chained to the floor near the pilot's seat. For a dollar, you could buy a can of soda (from the pilot) to cool yourself off while listening to the propellors thumping. I'd have paid anythng for noise-cancelling headphones.
This is awesomely laugh-out-loud hilarious!
I caught a flight from St. Thomas USVI to St. Maarten on one of those squeaky little prop planes. The plane was very late, so I checked with the "desk" clerk to find out why. "Just a minute," she said, and flipped on a mirophone. She radioed the pilot to ask when he thought he might arrive, then said to me, "Thirty minutes, maybe an hour. Or two. Have some more rum punch!"
Once I boarded the plane, I saw there was no flight attendant. An ice chest was chained to the floor near the pilot's seat. For a dollar, you could buy a can of soda (from the pilot) to cool yourself off while listening to the propellors thumping. I'd have paid anythng for noise-cancelling headphones.
🤣🙈