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Anomalous Anonymous's avatar

Wait a minute, call me dense, but are you saying Pfizer is not our pfriend?! Pfffft. You silly lady Miss Jenna. Thanks for the laughs and have a Great Weekend! 💖🍻

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

You have a pfabulous one too! 😊

Anomalous Anonymous's avatar

Thank you Jenna! I shall do that very thing. 😁

ConcernedGrammy's avatar

I used to live in a little (now not so little) town north of Austin called Pflugerville. EVERYTHING that starts with an "F", gets preceeded by a "P". We used to call the little newspaper the Pa-Flugerville Pa-Flag!!🤣🤣

Deb Hawthorne's avatar

Wow. I did a lot of laughing! If I do t laugh I will certainly cry. Or perhaps die because I’m sure laughing too much will cause heart attack and stroke. Wait for it!!!

Kendra's avatar

If laughter is added to the list then you'll be enemy number one!

TheGreatAwakening's avatar

Hi! I was concerned that maybe you didn't eat for 17 hours and that's why you didn't respond to my email 😭...😉. LOL re: insider trading on Pfizer's cancer drug! I had a similar thought about how Pfizer is double-dipping. Sadly, two of my besties got cancer shortly after taking the shot, and I know so many friends of friends who got cancer afterwards, too. Two had been in remission for 10 or so years. Their cancer came raging back, and they both died. One of them worked for Pfizer.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Oh my gosh, I am so incredibly sorry about your friends, and I don’t know how you live with the rage. Second, I did not see an email??? Can you please resend?? I do try to respond to every single email I get but I get thousands🙈

TheGreatAwakening's avatar

no worries :-)! I kind of figured you may not have received it. You left off part of your email addy last time, so I guessed ... is it "jenna@jennamccarthy.com"? (i.e., I added the .com")

Assuming so, I'm re-sending my somewhat longish, rambling, slightly fan-girling haha email right now.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

It is🤣 and I CAN’T WAIT!!!

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I haven’t gotten anything 🤷‍♀️🤣

TheGreatAwakening's avatar

Maybe it's in your SPAM folder?

TheGreatAwakening's avatar

I actually sent it two times! WTH. Search on email address starting with "Yo" 🤣.

Faith's avatar

Yeah. The death toll is continuing to rise, and with no end in sight. Stopping taking boosters will not stop the Cancer Carnage because the damage to peoples' immune systems is already DONE.

I personally know three people already who developed cancer after the Clot Shots. One dead, two not yet.

Jay Skywatcher's avatar

Hilarious as usual! Our medical idiocy is on parr with our insane politicians. If they had a stroke nobody could tell the difference and they are safe from heart attacks cause they can't have one without a heart.

Now we got bird flu flying around probably all because chicken Little's pecker poked a hole through his mask!

Japper's avatar

Do you remember when you were a kid and you played opposite day? (Maybe it was just me - could explain the funny looks). That’s what I play every day when I read any articles in MSM. If there really was an article saying that fluffing a duvet can cause a heart attack, I’d go buy a duvet and fluff my heart out. Thanks for the laughs and letting me know that I’m not alone - others also see this insanity.

JudyC's avatar

Yeah, it’s pretty bizarre when you read an article and then have to check to make sure it’s not from Babylon Bee or some other parody account!

Candace Lynn Talmadge's avatar

I have been a pudgemuffin for most of my days. But Ozempic for weight loss?! Sure. Sign me up for intestinal paralysis. If I can't eat or even digest my food, I'll soon be a stick-thin as those haute couture runway models. Then I'll most likely perish from lack of nourishment. But not from stroke! See how safe and effective Big Pharma's drugs are? (Sarcasm alert.)

Laura Kasner's avatar

This is why people will believe that crap:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/7UHYGnR37RB6/

Tucker Carlson interviews Dr. Michael Nehls on The Indoctrinated Brain.

This explains much of what we are witnessing.

Always love the humor you can find in the madness dear Jenna. 🥰

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

And always love the great new insight you bring friend!

JudyC's avatar

That was an insane good interview with Dr. Nehls! Not to be missed!

Faith's avatar

"Bivalent vaccines help prevent COVID-related stroke, heart attack . . . "

Of COURSE they do!!!! After all, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get a COVID-related stroke or heart attack AFTER THE BIOWEAPON SHOT HAS KILLED YOU!!!

Vee's avatar

Hahahaha, I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who has noticed these bat shit crazy headlines. I have to admit that it's hard to laugh instead of rage when I read these idiotic headlines. It's hard to believe that this is real life.

Meanwhile, I still have friends and family that roll their eyes out of their eye sockets when there is any mere mention of these "vaccines" possibly causing the sudden increase in strokes, heart attacks, cancers, and sudden deaths. It's both terrifying and amazing that people can be so easily normalized to strokes, heart attacks, and even sudden deaths.

Thanks again for the laughs Jenna!

Susan T.'s avatar

I was just about to shake my duvet while playing my 8 track of Saturday Night Fever! John Travolta-esque!

In my spanks!

Thanks again for bringing sanity to our lives!

Bradley Lewis's avatar

I think long-deceased Soviet officials and KGB agents are rolling in their graves over the very shoddy quality of the "information" efforts of the current iteration of The Party.

Michael Hale's avatar

Wonderful insight and humorous as well

Im so glad you put out your effort

Peace and joy to you forever

Sara's avatar

Sorry you had a week, Jenna. Hugs! 🤗

Vincent Stanger's avatar

Another Gem. Thanks for the sanity boost😁

ConcernedGrammy's avatar

Good gosh, who is writing these Fact Check articles at Reuters? I couldn't help laughing at some of the other articles they chose to "debunk". The concept of satire must elude them.

Two were possible winners, IMHO. 🤣🤣

McDonald's is NOT introducing a Bsphomet-themed burger. (Not yet anyways, someone will probably take this idea and run with it.)

https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/mcdonalds-has-not-introduced-baphomet-themed-burger-2024-04-05/

And "40 Year old Vaccinated Woman Dies and Blames Antivaxxers (picture shows a 600lb woman).

https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-cnn-fabricatedarticlevaccine-idUSL1N2PY1OJ/