Vaccines vs. Vitamins: You'll Never Guess Which One "They" Say is Safer
Vaccines vs. Vitamins: You'll Never Guess Which One "They" Say is Safer
Apparently a COVID vaccine every four days is perfectly safe - but too much Vitamin D will kill you.
It’s been a sweet few weeks for conspiracy theorists. COVID vaccine booster uptake is strikingly, delightfully low. The latest viral guidelines demand a mere day’s wait after symptoms subside before a COVID patient (remember when those were scarier than finding a scorpion in your underpants?) can resume everyday interactions with other humans. The topic of excess deaths is becoming almost mainstream, and the US government’s asinine free home COVID test program is being suspended as you read this. Just when you think people everywhere are finally waking up to the miserable, murderous madness, you hear about this moron:
The 62-year-old German gent in question “deliberately” got 217 COVID vaccines in a span of 29 months. (Thank God he didn’t “accidentally” get them!) That’s an average of one jab every four days, a number that was slightly skewed in January, when Hans—not his real name—averaged two shots a day (one in each arm—if you’ll recall, the very reason God gave us a pair!).
Addiction is defined as “a neuropsychological disorder characterized by a persistent and intense urge to do, use, or indulge in something repeatedly.” And make no mistake, you can be addicted to all sorts of oddball activities. There are people who can’t stop pulling out their own hair, chewing ice, or eating kitty litter. It’s not that these folks merely enjoy these pastimes; they literally cannot stop themselves from engaging in them.
That’s got to be Hans, right? I mean, I’ll admit I’ve been guilty of if-a-little-is-good-then-a-lot-must-be-even-better thinking in my life. I’ll double up on my usual vitamin dose when I’m feeling sniffly, perform a dozen or two too many squats on my first day back at the gym after a break, and cake on a few extra, glittery layers of eyeshadow for a big night out. But 217 pokes of an experimental gene therapy in less than two-and-a-half-years smacks of severe psychotic delusion mixed with MK Ultra-level brainwashing.
But the Big Story is that apparently Hans has suffered no side effects other than obvious extreme mental illness, shows no signs of prior COVID infection, and “his immune response wasn’t any better or worse” than the control group who’d been jabbed a mere three times each. He’s become such a subject of interest to researchers that they published a study on him in The Lancet this week.
What terrifies me about this story—beyond what I fear will be Hans’ ultimate fate—is I can see Pharma turning this German pin cushion into their safety spokesperson. “Even 217 jabs later, Hans here is no worse for the wear. So what are you waiting for? Come in for your perfectly-safe booster today. We’re here to pump [clap] you up!”
Interestingly, this bit of “news” was circulating at the very same time as the vax-addict story:
“Experts are sounding the alarm!” journalists wrote breathlessly, over and over and over. I scanned a dozen of the articles and none of them seemed to be able to report how much Vitamin D this no-longer-alive man had been taking; only that he died with extraordinarily high levels of the vitamin in his body along with something called hypercalcemia, a condition characterized by elevated levels of calcium in the blood and ostensibly caused by taking too much Vitamin D.
Did I mention the man was 89? As in years old. Eighty-nine. But it was definitely that Vitamin D that killed him (even though also listed in the coroner’s report were cardiac and kidney failure, FWIW).
In case you failed to pick up on the not-at-all-subtle messaging here, let me spell it out for you: Pharma, even at comically obscene levels? Perfectly safe. We couldn’t kill you with this stuff if we tried. Vitamins, on the other hand—particularly the very one whose deficiency is linked to nearly every disease under the sun (pun intended)? Yeah, better be careful. That stuff can be deadly. Ask the near-nonagenarian. Oh, wait, sorry. You can’t. He’s dead.
I shouldn’t be shocked or surprised. After all, Pharma-Good-Anything-Natural-Bad is the actual title of they playbook they’re working with over at the Media-Industrial Complex. Good thing some of us have these handy little things called brains that might just save us from falling for the insanity.
I believe we should live in a free and democratic society so I’m all in favor of those covidiots running out and getting the 208 doses they’re missing, while staying out of the sun and not taking any vitamins! Oh, and they should be sure to wear their masks while they’re doing that. Sooner or later, it’ll save the rest of us from having to listen to their nonsense….and SOMEBODY has to take all those “vaccines”, right?
Vitamin D toxicity was listed as one of the factors in Michener’s death, along with congestive heart failure, ischemic heart disease, chronic kidney failure and hypercalcemia. When your Kidneys fail its over rover. But lets blame Vitamin D. Was he taking D2 OR D3? This story has the trappings of Ivermectin no?