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Laura Kasner's avatar

“how many other steaming horseshit sandwiches have I been fed?”

Yeah, Jenna. Those were my thoughts exactly once I awoke to the Covid scam.

I’m with you completely on your list but I haven’t heard about or gone down the rabbit hole of shape-shifting lizard people. I do remember a TV series from many years ago. I think it was called “V”. They say look to Hollyweird for some true shit.

Edit - yep, I was right. From IMDB:

Not all aliens are nice and cute like Yoda, ET or ALF. When a race of reptilian-like aliens arrives on Earth in disguise as humans, they show their good intentions, but they have a more sinister plan to conquer our planet and destroy all human race on Earth.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Wait, WHAT? How have you managed to avoid the lizard people? Even the Simpsons (of course) had a Lizard Queen episode! Here's a quick clip that explains the theory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w2dMekIJLw

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Laura Kasner's avatar

Ok. The YouTube warning at the beginning was interesting - can’t figure out why that was there!

I don’t agree with this guy that it’s fun to read about. Maybe years ago, but certainly not now.

I think I will just keep reading my favorite and non-fiction book. The Bible.

Thanks for sharing tho! I so enjoy your writings. Your wicked sense of humor makes my day 😘❤️

PS. I’m sorry about your childhood. I truly believe I had an idyllic childhood. Abundant unconditional love from our parents. We didn’t have much - only one family vacation in an RV with 8 people that truly sucked even in the eyes of my 13 year old self.

I always thought my family was exceptional. I was smacked upside the head with humility now that my sister and I are estranged from our brothers because of a big fat fucking lie.

The only thing exceptional about our family is that we had three sets of twins in it.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Well thanks for the kind words and I'm so sorry about your family. The one thing I have to admit about our crazy childhood is that it bonded my sister, brother and me like magnets. (Our parents both passed quite young.) We are each as different as humanly possible but THANKFULLY all on the same side in this shitshow.

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Copernicus's avatar

I thought I had a perfect childhood raised in a good Christian home. Well into adulthood, and despite a lot of evidence to the contrary.

Lots of crazy-making as a kid, and therefore a lot of crazy-un-making now decades later.

I now say, when asked, that I grew up in a family that identified as Christian, complete with all the outer trappings. And it was anything but. Kind of the way girls identify as boys and aren’t.

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