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FREED0ML0VER's avatar

This CERN stuff really worries me. What if they create a black hole, and it starts sucking everything in?! I don't want to go to CERN. I don't even have a passport. What's the weather like there? What should I wear? Oh wait, all of my stuff will be going with me. Never mind.

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Vonu's avatar

If the sun winked out, we wouldn't know about it for 8 minutes, after which it would get pretty cold pretty fast. Black holes are as fictional as the Big Bang and anthropocentric climate change.

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Jay Skywatcher's avatar

It CERNly worreze me! What if itz at nite when I sleep naked?

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