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But, will it save granny?

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Of course it will. Don't be so doubtful. You're not an anti-piller, are you?

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Do I take it or do I give it to her ?

Also is it a suppository?

My Granny always said I have sh#t for brains.

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If YOU take it, she’ll lose weight.

If SHE takes it, you’ll lose weight.

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Can I fly if I take it.

I'm planning a vacation in Wuhan

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Only if you both take it.

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You go Wuhan you be Gateful yu takee! No need eat bat soup. Thees pill make in China. Same lab.

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Sure, Santa's Reindeer take it and they even recycle the pills!

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No. That's not how it works. It will make granny lose weight too!

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That depends on her carbon footprint.

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No one is going to loose weight until WE ALL take it!!! Don’t be selfish.

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Don’t forget to list all the side effects while prancing through a field of flowers with your bestie while upbeat music plays in the background lol!

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Dammit! Missed opportunity! ;)

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Maybe you can borrow that tent sized floral yellow dress from the Jardiance chick...

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Ahh, but THIS one has no side effects. None whatsoever, not at all.

We know, because it’s the safest weight loss pill EVER DEVELOPED. Trust us.

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We know it’s safe because we tested it on 3.4 mice!

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Nobrainsatol review:

This product is great! It really does work! My doctor recommended it because he owns stock in the company, so he should know all about it, right? I thought it was weird that they only give you a three day supply, but then I figured out why. The first day I took it it made my stomach really upset so I couldn't eat for three days. Second dose the same except the effect lasted five days. Pill number three really ruined my stomach, and I haven't been able to hold down anything but water for over two weeks. But it is really amazing! I've lost thirty pounds already, and my doctor was so pleased. He said it is more effective than gastric bypass surgery, and saved me all the money that the surgey would have cost! I'm thrilled and will recommend Nobrainsatol to all my overweight friends!

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3,492,221 people found this review helpful ;)

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"Laughter is the best medicine"!

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I love pills, thanks for this! One more to help me be the best ME I can be! Whoo hoo!

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Because diet and exercise is just so racist. 🙄🤡

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"Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you..."

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Uh oh. Sounds like *somebody* is getting their info from those fitness influencers on TikTok! "I started eating healthy and exercising and I lost a ton of weight!" Please. Use your brain [i.e. do what I tell you to do and buy my pills] and stop falling for conspiracies! Also I'm working directly with the DOD to get those pill-deniers kicked right off social media. We can't have their dangerous advice just floating around out there where anyone can see it! PILLS are where its at. Everyone knows it.

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And that's GossPill!

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PS... i didn’t know Chillows were still around! I bought one 25 years ago and it actually did suck the nuclear thermal heat out of my head!

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I love my Chillow hahahahaha for real

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You were doing SO WELL until succumbing to Trump Derangement Syndrome in the subhead!

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That's hilarious... You DO understand that's part of the joke, right?

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I love you. You are hilarious. Thanks to Dr. Kory for reposting this (and the other one you wrote, which had me laughing out loud.) Love him, love you. xoxo (and Jenna Side ... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ... as the child of a Holocaust survivor, I approve).

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“ But wait!” .......

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There's more!

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You so funny!!

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Sadly, not far from the truth.

You always make me smile (the shrunken jeans bit....i'm just about to turn 63 and realize that is phase I am in!)

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Yippers. I feel your woes.

Luckily, that stretchy fabric is still a thing. Just throw an XXL sweatshirt over those not so 'skinny jeans'.

I do.

My blood circulation is a mess now though, and my legs throb so I might invest in a 3 day supply of Nobrainsatall.

Might be the ticket out...

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Do you mean feet first out?, or out of mind?

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This is a great comment section, js. Hilarious and true!

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So very clever, Jenna. I laughed out loud a few times. (And I'll have to look into Chillow!)

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Oh the Chillow is LIFE! ;) (I have two so one is always frozen and I can rotate hahaha!)

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Hahahajaja fantastic

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Glad you enjoyed! :)

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If you don't lose weight it must be CLIMATE CHANGE!!

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