🤣🤣🤣 The world would be a billion times better if Jenna's material replaced the news. Imagine if fear was replaced with humor on a daily basis. Thanks for the laughs!
Hmmm ... you probably know people who know people ... what about joining some of the press briefings in the new administration? That would be awesome ....
Very good! Even funnier than usual. Congratulations and well-earned on making that list. Makes me reminisce about the real old days when I was a little girl and we had a President who told us the only thing we had to fear was fear itself, there were no childhood vaccines except for smallpox and the pharmaceutical companies didn't yet have a free pass to poison people. Childhood diseases were pretty common, I had measles - very uncomfortable rash for a whole week, immunity for life and a new set of paper dolls since I was stuck at home with a Quarantine sign on the door via the Health Dept. The quarantine sign was a signal to all the kids in the neighborhood to go to the back of the house where the kids bedrooms were so we could all visit whoever was contagious that week. I also had chicken pox, mumps, whooping cough (the worst). But none lasted longer than a week, death was extremely rare, never knew anyone who died from them, they provided lifelong immunity with no side effects and with the help, not of doctors, but sanitary engineers amd indoor plumbing, they all started dying out (not the kids) before there were even vaccines available to save the day - or more honestly the fortunes of the parasitic pharmacrats. Maybe because I was 5 when he was President, but his words have stuck with me - You have nothing to fear but fear itself. Except now I would add "and the government".
YES! All of this! I remember mom racing my sister and I over to her friend JoAnn's house because ALL THREE OF JOANNE'S KIDS HAD CHICKEN POX and hopefully we'd catch them! (My sister did; I did not.) Funny how people--myself included--bought into the idea that pharmaceuticals could improve on God's design. Sigh.
Back in the days, I was a big proponent of "chickenpox parties." Tried it with my own kids, but they all got it one right after the other. You know, "God laughs."
It's called indoctrination and unfortunately it's very successful no matter how invalid or insane the information we're accepting as "truth". We have no real right to an opinion unless we have several degrees to back it up. Unless of course you own billions of dollars, then a high school diploma will do in spreading propaganda that will be believed. That's how my kids got vaccinated and now they're in their 50's and I feel guilty for not questioning more. Can't remember who but some woman politician said no matter how old our children get, we think it's not too late to perfect them.
Agreed dubbydove! I brought them home to my 2 siblings at the time. Both types of measles. Fast forward! May 1987, my daughter had the worst case of chickenpox I have ever seen from head to toe. Her brother mild. Both alive and well!
I caught the mumps from my 2 younger siblings in my early twenties while in nursing school! Closer to 80 than 70! Hello!
Bwahahahaha! What a wonderful way to start my day! Thank you!!!!!
Honestly, I find it hard to believe that entire countries full of sentient people will fall for this utter crap again. And methinks the celebrity endorsement thing has lost its glittery and lucrative allure. Also, nope. Not getting jabbed for anything
Agree 💯 I have no sympathy for anyone buying into any new scamdemics. They can hide in their basement or home, wear as many masks as they want and get any and all shots. I will not be part of their hysterical behavior.
People I know still test for covid. When they tell me they or who has it, I just let them know I'm not participating in this year's Wuhan games. They think I'm joking.
I like your husband's way of responding to this Insanity! I think.. I ... have.. a ..cough coming! LOL! 🤣 But I am doing what you are, just delightful to be free from these crazy fokes!
How many of us are going to admit to being intimate with roosters? Definitely ROFLMAO material! I couldn't stop laughing as I read it to my wife! Thanks.
I'm nominating you for the Presidential Medal of Honor as Trump's first order of business.
Extremely funny and entertaining. Actually, I read the other day if it came from the CDC or some other esteemed agency, since 2003 (I.e 21 years ago) there have been around 900 reported cases of the bird flu. Out of these a little over 450 died. So now Dr Wen (or whatever this “trustworthy” doc on CNN is called) said that the bird flu has over 50% death rate!!! CRAZY. In over 21 yrs there have been 900 reported cases world wide of human contracting the bird flu. It was never mentioned any info about the prior health of these people. This is how they calculate the death risk for the general population. I can’t believe that they still have the audacity to repeat the Covid scare again.
Well, to be fair, the Covid scare made a LOT of money for some people. And nurtured the authoritarian hopes and dreams of another lot of people. They will keep going to that well until it is dry.
Johns Hopkins, the Naval War College, ... out "think tanks" were all running viral contagion scenarios just before the plandemic. IMHO probably considered necessary, since the USG was simultaneously funding Gain of Function (GOF) research!
Civilization & plagues go hand-in-hand; viral evolution is inextricably bound up with human evolution (viral DNA embedded in human DNA); nevertheless, weaponizing viruses is criminal madness, and lockdowns & masks are puerile & ineffective..
The question in the end boils down to, "What profit it a man to gain the world & lose his heart?"
Quivering & trembling as a caged animal is not in my definition of life as a human. If I cannot visit my loved ones on their death bed; if I am too afraid to succor the ill; if I seek to protect myself by poisoning children; then I am the viral monster.
Thanks, Veronica. It looks like this was an attempt to get everyone in public health thinking about and discussing how to do a better job of getting the public to trust the authorities about the truth and getting vaccinated with experimental vaccines for the Next One.
I would be interested in having an expert well-versed in the Covid-19 story read this fictional exercise putting forth the history of a (fictional "SPARS") virus outbreak that "took" place in 2025-2028) and compare that "history" to Covid's. I suspect there's revisionism involved. The one example that caught my attention was a question, in the exercise: "What to do if the public gets the mistaken impression that information is being withheld?"
The real question before the court is "How does the public health apparatus recover from the public getting the truth that information was actually being manipulated?"
🤣🤣🤣 The world would be a billion times better if Jenna's material replaced the news. Imagine if fear was replaced with humor on a daily basis. Thanks for the laughs!
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could not agree more!!!
Hmmm ... you probably know people who know people ... what about joining some of the press briefings in the new administration? That would be awesome ....
Tucking myself into bed and finally get to read lovely Jenna’s side and my whole bed is shaking I’m giggling so much.
Winner winner Chicken Dinner Awards go to:
“Bird flu (or “avian influenza,” if you’re pretentious)” 🤣🤣🤣
“When symptoms do present themselves, they are typically in the form of an aversion to Mondays, an active pulse, and the urge to Google symptoms.” 😂😆
Very good! Even funnier than usual. Congratulations and well-earned on making that list. Makes me reminisce about the real old days when I was a little girl and we had a President who told us the only thing we had to fear was fear itself, there were no childhood vaccines except for smallpox and the pharmaceutical companies didn't yet have a free pass to poison people. Childhood diseases were pretty common, I had measles - very uncomfortable rash for a whole week, immunity for life and a new set of paper dolls since I was stuck at home with a Quarantine sign on the door via the Health Dept. The quarantine sign was a signal to all the kids in the neighborhood to go to the back of the house where the kids bedrooms were so we could all visit whoever was contagious that week. I also had chicken pox, mumps, whooping cough (the worst). But none lasted longer than a week, death was extremely rare, never knew anyone who died from them, they provided lifelong immunity with no side effects and with the help, not of doctors, but sanitary engineers amd indoor plumbing, they all started dying out (not the kids) before there were even vaccines available to save the day - or more honestly the fortunes of the parasitic pharmacrats. Maybe because I was 5 when he was President, but his words have stuck with me - You have nothing to fear but fear itself. Except now I would add "and the government".
YES! All of this! I remember mom racing my sister and I over to her friend JoAnn's house because ALL THREE OF JOANNE'S KIDS HAD CHICKEN POX and hopefully we'd catch them! (My sister did; I did not.) Funny how people--myself included--bought into the idea that pharmaceuticals could improve on God's design. Sigh.
Back in the days, I was a big proponent of "chickenpox parties." Tried it with my own kids, but they all got it one right after the other. You know, "God laughs."
It's called indoctrination and unfortunately it's very successful no matter how invalid or insane the information we're accepting as "truth". We have no real right to an opinion unless we have several degrees to back it up. Unless of course you own billions of dollars, then a high school diploma will do in spreading propaganda that will be believed. That's how my kids got vaccinated and now they're in their 50's and I feel guilty for not questioning more. Can't remember who but some woman politician said no matter how old our children get, we think it's not too late to perfect them.
Agreed dubbydove! I brought them home to my 2 siblings at the time. Both types of measles. Fast forward! May 1987, my daughter had the worst case of chickenpox I have ever seen from head to toe. Her brother mild. Both alive and well!
I caught the mumps from my 2 younger siblings in my early twenties while in nursing school! Closer to 80 than 70! Hello!
"How worried should I be about H5N1?
"That depends. Are you a chicken?"
Brilliant!
I thought the same!! Hysterically, brilliant!!
Congrats on making the list that Bill Rice compiled (what a task!)
I was thrilled to make the list as well. I just this morning topped 2,000 subs!
So grateful that you gave me the encouragement to start a stack Jenna - and that Joe gave me the name, Clotastrophe. 🥰😘❤️
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Bwahahahaha! What a wonderful way to start my day! Thank you!!!!!
Honestly, I find it hard to believe that entire countries full of sentient people will fall for this utter crap again. And methinks the celebrity endorsement thing has lost its glittery and lucrative allure. Also, nope. Not getting jabbed for anything
Saw on X that Martina Navratilova proudly announced she got her Covid booster and flu shot.
It’s still around, the celeb thing, but maybe not for long - the comments were not, shall we say, supportive of it.
Yeah, I think I'll heed Martina's words about tennis, but why anything else?
Likewise!
Loved your article here- sarcasm wins the day!
I may send this to some normies if I start hearing a few cheeps, peeps or clucks about this from the ostriches I know.
Yes, ostriches! I get it; the ones with their heads in the sand are most likely to get infected with "the catch of the day."
Agree 💯 I have no sympathy for anyone buying into any new scamdemics. They can hide in their basement or home, wear as many masks as they want and get any and all shots. I will not be part of their hysterical behavior.
People I know still test for covid. When they tell me they or who has it, I just let them know I'm not participating in this year's Wuhan games. They think I'm joking.
Hahaha. My husband coughs around them. I try to minimize their presence in my life.
I like your husband's way of responding to this Insanity! I think.. I ... have.. a ..cough coming! LOL! 🤣 But I am doing what you are, just delightful to be free from these crazy fokes!
Awesome!
The CEO of Crocs 😂
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JENNA. Thank you for existing
That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. (Or perhaps a close second to our family favorite, "I love your guts!") ;)
I still have my covid decorations up... please. I needed this today :) Just seeing your name in my email list makes my day!
You're too kind!
no, you are too smart :) and I love that!
Best post in recent weeks!
How many of us are going to admit to being intimate with roosters? Definitely ROFLMAO material! I couldn't stop laughing as I read it to my wife! Thanks.
I'm nominating you for the Presidential Medal of Honor as Trump's first order of business.
*humbly accepts and immediately start shopping for Presidential Medal of Honor Ceremony Dress
Could take awhile because there is no such thing as "Presidential Medal of Honor" in USA
I believe Dr Dan was referring to the "Presidential Medal OF Honor," and as Trump might respond, "No, not YET."
No such thing in USA.
Presidential Medal of Freedom exists - recently awarded to RFK posthumously.
Yes. We got that, and thank you, Cliff Clavin. However just because an honor does not yet exist formally is no reason not to nominate someone for it.
For example, you could be nominated for some awards.
You very obviously thought there exists a US "Presidential Medal of Honor." You doubled down on your own stupidity.
That was Hilarious!! Just perfect!
So glad you enjoyed! Monday mornings could use a few more laughs IMO. ;)
Thanks for the laughs! You made my morning!! 💖💞💖
Ditto. :)
“I still have my Covid decorations up”. 😂😂😂😂
Extremely funny and entertaining. Actually, I read the other day if it came from the CDC or some other esteemed agency, since 2003 (I.e 21 years ago) there have been around 900 reported cases of the bird flu. Out of these a little over 450 died. So now Dr Wen (or whatever this “trustworthy” doc on CNN is called) said that the bird flu has over 50% death rate!!! CRAZY. In over 21 yrs there have been 900 reported cases world wide of human contracting the bird flu. It was never mentioned any info about the prior health of these people. This is how they calculate the death risk for the general population. I can’t believe that they still have the audacity to repeat the Covid scare again.
Well, to be fair, the Covid scare made a LOT of money for some people. And nurtured the authoritarian hopes and dreams of another lot of people. They will keep going to that well until it is dry.
It’s not Bird Flu it’s WHOFlu…..I would post the related pic if I could….
https://centerforhealthsecurity.org/sites/default/files/2022-12/spars-pandemic-scenario.pdf
For your reading pleasure...just in case you haven't come across this...
Thanks. Satire at its scariest. Well, I wish it were satire.
Johns Hopkins, the Naval War College, ... out "think tanks" were all running viral contagion scenarios just before the plandemic. IMHO probably considered necessary, since the USG was simultaneously funding Gain of Function (GOF) research!
Civilization & plagues go hand-in-hand; viral evolution is inextricably bound up with human evolution (viral DNA embedded in human DNA); nevertheless, weaponizing viruses is criminal madness, and lockdowns & masks are puerile & ineffective..
The question in the end boils down to, "What profit it a man to gain the world & lose his heart?"
Quivering & trembling as a caged animal is not in my definition of life as a human. If I cannot visit my loved ones on their death bed; if I am too afraid to succor the ill; if I seek to protect myself by poisoning children; then I am the viral monster.
Which boils down to this:
Psalm 139:14 KJV
[14] I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
And
Ecclesiastes 12:13-14 KJV
[13] Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
[14] For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.
Let us believe and seek the Lord Jesus with all our hearts..
Thanks, Veronica. It looks like this was an attempt to get everyone in public health thinking about and discussing how to do a better job of getting the public to trust the authorities about the truth and getting vaccinated with experimental vaccines for the Next One.
I would be interested in having an expert well-versed in the Covid-19 story read this fictional exercise putting forth the history of a (fictional "SPARS") virus outbreak that "took" place in 2025-2028) and compare that "history" to Covid's. I suspect there's revisionism involved. The one example that caught my attention was a question, in the exercise: "What to do if the public gets the mistaken impression that information is being withheld?"
The real question before the court is "How does the public health apparatus recover from the public getting the truth that information was actually being manipulated?"
Be prepared…when they do this again, we will know how many people believed the first time! Non compliance in ANYTHING stops all things.