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I don't suppose anyone would ever accuse you of being niggardly with your words.

I reckon all these woke people are just anti-semantic.

I would describe your writing as masterful, but I wouldn't want to offend. Mistressful perhaps?

I would say I'm nonplussed by all of this but that's disrespectful of those who can't add up. And maths is racist anyway.

And I must congratulate you on the way you call an earth moving implement an earth moving implement.

My favourite naughty word is probably field. At some universities the word 'fieldwork' was verboten (nazi connotations - don't use) because black people were made to work in fields and use of this heinous word might upset someone or cause decades of intergenerational trauma requiring an entire DOGE worth of reparations.

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VERY clever...

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Thanks Doug.

I don't think there were enough Snarkons created during the Big Bang to ever fully capture the lunacy of our modern times.

For a bunch of people absolutely obsessed with colour, amongst other things, these joyless woke clods sure do know how to suck all the colour out of life.

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imagine what these folks do when they see a dictionary in a school with the word "steatopygeia" in it.

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You clearly have animosity towards the Hottentots...

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I was already offended by "dictionary" and "school" before he ever got to the word I will never look up...

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You beat me to niggardly!

It hurts my brain watching those home improvement shows where they reference the "primary" bedroom!

Are they going to cancel the Seinfeld episode with the contest to remain master of their own domain?

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"anti-semantic"

This is the best of the bunch but the whole is a delight.

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🤣🤣🤣

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