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Vee's avatar

Other - Operation Distract and Divide While We Digitally Enslave Humanity.

So we went from Trump questioning the clot shots to kissing Bourla's big beautiful butt to blowing Bill Clinton lol. This is truly theater of the absurd.

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Occam's avatar

Yah, what we Americans put up with in our leadership....smdh

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Soujourner's avatar

These Epstein files are the gift that keep on giving. Oh, the hilarity of child rape, financial crimes, blackmail, lies, deceit and deception! Like an Oscar winning comedy straight from Hollywood.

The 'people' occupying the Oval are psychological masters, prodigies of Goebbels! They provide more comedic and dramatic distraction and division than any Oscar-winning category.

Slow-dripping the information that 'doesn't exist' is a cover for the past and current rapes, financial crimes and war, biological and otherwise.

Didn't the 'elites' on the Titanic dance on deck until it was too late? Or, was that also illusion? They are mocking us.

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SadieJay's avatar

What Vee said. ↑

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Kabuki on mRNA self replicating steroids.

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Jpeach's avatar

There was a time when scanning the front page of the Enquirer, while waiting in the checkout line of grocery store, was all we needed to keep up with seedy stories.

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Ahhhh! The good 'ol days!

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Jeanne Dukes's avatar

Those were the good 'ol days, huh?...lol

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

Oh I so agree! Don’t shop at any stores that have it at the checkout. Or I use self checkout and there’s no magazines in self checkout!

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AFistFullOfGizzards's avatar

Such naive times they were!

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Margie's avatar

Yes! I was thinking about the Enquirer while reading those headlines!

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Jim Moore's avatar

Ugh, sorry I missed all that hubBUB over the weekend as I was head down BLOWING other things much of the time … tons of leaves from my wooded property’s yard. It was a gorgeous late fall weather weekend for anyone who cares. ;-)

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Janet's avatar

I miss most of it all the time, willfully. I count on Jenna and others to fill in the blanks. But it was a wonderful weekend outside.

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Juju's avatar

I’m BLOWN away by how many leaves were in our yard this year. Heh heh

The maturing of our many trees makes it a day long task. Twice as many as last year. I used my husband’s brand new “Mercedes of blowers” while they used rakes. We use a lot of leaves to stuff around the base of our rhododendrons and hydrangeas for winter protection, but still have at least ten yard’s worth left. We have a pile near the street waiting for pickup that is as long and as high as two suburbans. My clever son came up with the brilliant idea to use a large tarp to transport them to the curb. Saved us HOURS. Why I never thought of that before is why I’m not allowed to do our taxes anymore. 🤣

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Karen Bandy's avatar

This year I said something so dense…gee it seems like we have so many more leaves than we did 5-10 years ago. Well, duh, the trees are much bigger than they were 5-10 years ago!

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Justin's avatar

Inflation?

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Tonee norman's avatar

You have pickup for LOOSE leaves? Wow! That’s nice.

We have to stuff them in cans which is tricky as we need the cans for wet horse bedding and there’s never enough room…

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Juju's avatar

Yeah, a truck comes by with a huge vacuum tube and sucks them up. (Small dogs nearby beware 🤣) It is nice. In the last city we lived we had to bag them and it was a PIA. Thankfully we didn’t have many trees at that address.

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Justin's avatar

Hmmm... and I was thinking of coordinating a wash/blow dry of the dog with the sucker vac. The dog would of course be secured with a big rock.

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John Wright's avatar

But did you do your (leaf) blowing at 5 AM? Jenna's gonna murder you!

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Jim Moore's avatar

NEVER! I’m strictly a late afternoon blower … Lol

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Justin's avatar

I was canvassing in an over 55 community last week. The amount of leaves I saw in their front yards while realizing some are barely able to take care of themselves was sad, and seemed to be a good service opportunity. And if you compost for your gardens, pure gold.

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

And they don’t have the extra $$$ to hire a gardener or a high school kid (who knows how to do stuff) to could help them!

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Justin's avatar

I got to thinking later... I think they have to pay HOA fees to take care of front yards, but am not sure... some have artificial grass. Most don't. Don't know if that keeps people from paying yard maintenance fees or not.

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

Why not “Donica Blewclinski?”

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Joe's avatar

That's good!

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Warrior Mom's avatar

BAM!

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Daryce Morris's avatar

Thank goodness for the heads up viewer discretion warning…I simply cannot stand this type of low brow ejection of smut. I’ll be on my knees praying for all those hard up to spin the narrative.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Bahahahahaha!

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Wendy McNamee's avatar

I question sanity and intelligence everyday. And this is why.

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E. Grogan's avatar

Just remember: the people who actually believe that Trump gave a blow job to Clinton, can drive, raise children and vote. Let that sink in.

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Wendy McNamee's avatar

Do I have to let that sink in? Really?

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CraigN's avatar

This ☝️

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Richard schoenenberger's avatar

Like all their exaggerated outrage, this will blow over.

Do they even consider how this might affect Bubba…I mean really…this is disgusting.

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Richard schoenenberger's avatar

Even for Bubba

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Janet's avatar

Just when I thought it couldn’t possibly get more absurd. (Rolling eyes and laughing. ). An old email or tweet Is a terrible thing to waste.

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Warrior Mom's avatar

right?! omg...

(and all of us recklessly rude middle aged women with dirty minds, taking 100% advantage of it!! Yay!)

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

I have “literally “ lost the plot.

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Rich Helppie The Common Bridge's avatar

You are in the zone today Jenna. To keep a sarcastic slant on an absurd world takes real talent!

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Dr. Raleigh Phillips's avatar

Thanks for giving us the “heads up “

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Dr. Raleigh Phillips's avatar

Well blow me down! Hilarious 🤣

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Scott's avatar

OMG. Has anyone ever hung out with guys? JESUS. We throw around jokes like this constantly. And, shocker, they mean absolutely nothing.

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Vince's avatar

OMG all the puns in the comments are so funny. I love this feed.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Me too! 😂🩷

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Mindy's avatar

I can't believe people are taking it literally. Without context or other evidence, it's a worthless sentence. That stupid photo that artfully cropped off half of Trump's hand doesn't count. Trump's hand looks too large, suggesting it was out in front of Clinton, well away from the suggested target, as Trump reached for Clinton's other hand or something. The left likes to whine about Trump's tiny hands, so if we aren't seeing foreshortening in action as it appears to me, then Clinton's presidential package must be puny. Trump didn't so much blow as he maybe used it to pick something out of his teeth. It's vexing how the left was using an Epstein association as proof Trump is as much of a dirtbag as Epstein and then when it was shown Epstein didn't like Trump, the left used that as proof Trump was a dirtbag, as if Epstein was suddenly a discerning judge of character. Make it make sense.

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Occam's avatar

Sure, but think about what else the left has been running with to persecute Trump. This is just another example of their asininity.

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Anna Lafferty's avatar

(See what I did there?) This is your chance to support my work. Don’t blow it. ;) LOL - great to start the morning with some belly laughs, Jenna! On the serious side, the division amongst us is reaching a crescendo. (somehow, now everything I write seems to have sexual inference...)

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