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Janna's avatar

I don’t mean to brag but I have the exact same medical degree as Bill Gates.

clem h fandango's avatar

Oh man, that needs to be a T-shirt...

Janet's avatar

Winner. Winner, bird flu chicken dinner.

DJL's avatar

❤️❤️❤️ priceless😂

Chiadrum's avatar

I made a crack about Gates medical creds the other day and a lefty coworker got upset 😆. He also had a mini stroke awhile back. Trust the $cience. Guy is about 20 times smarter than I am, or maybe not

Frontera Lupita's avatar

And I suppose the lefty coworker who had a mini stroke is dutifully jabbed with the “c*v*d vaxxines”?

Chiadrum's avatar

didn't ask but he is young and healthy so I assumed

Jewell's avatar

Certainly more devious or perhaps a genius. A rich genius.

Lisa Nash's avatar

Sometimes education takes the place of common sense!

Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Here's one more "medical degree" Billy boy thinks he has:

TICK-BORNE BIOWEAPON DISEASES DEPLOYED: Boxes Of Ticks Found On Farms All Across America, Bill Gates Funded Self-Limiting Gene Tick Modification & Meat Allergies Surge

LYME DISEASE EPIDEMIC INCOMING: "Experts" Worry About An Unusually Bad Year For Tick-Borne Diseases

https://www.2ndsmartestguyintheworld.com/p/tick-borne-bioweapon-diseases-deployed

Haven't even figured out where Uganda is on a map for Ebola and already Gates/et al, are on to the next 'deployment'.

Busy folks.

PS: Today's post has way more likes than comments. Yippee? Or, did Jenna stump the stars?

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

FWIW, I read recently that while getting "ratio'd" (more comments than likes) has historically/generally been considered a negative on social media, on SUBSTACK, it often means just better engagement from ALREADY engaged readers (who may not think to hit the heart button but have something to say). Who knows? I like both likes and comments TBH. :)

Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Your posting today was “spot on” and you turned over every rock, making obvious everything. So, there was not a lot of reason for comments (my opinion only), but a million reasons to “like” your stunning writing. Kudos.

Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Wow!

So do I!

That makes us alumni...

TheGreatAwakening's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 (( slowly rises to feet )) BRAVA!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Tonee norman's avatar

I LOVE clever people!

Your comment cracked me up! Thank you.

Mary H.'s avatar

Perfection 🎯!!

nancylee's avatar

Hahahahaha let's take a poll Me too and got the same college degree

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Definitely needs to be a t-shirt. Please put that statement on the back and not the front this time k?!?

Carolyn's avatar

Love, love that statement

Lisa Nash's avatar

Well that makes 2 of us! High 5!

chris birch's avatar

Do you know what brag means?

John Wright's avatar

"Please panic accordingly." - Jenna, you've nailed it with that single sentence. Hopefully 99% of us completely ignore the WHO.

Now I want the kitten videos!

The Great Resist's avatar

I wish the “we’re not falling for THIS again!” mindset was widespread. But yet, sadly, I’m sure that across the country (and world), there are plenty of people practically paralyzed with anxiety right now. (Maybe still thinking “hantavirus” if they haven’t got the updated memo telling them what to panic about.) The Covid plandemic broke so many people’s brains.

Evelyne's avatar

I actually didn’t get the memo! I thought everyone was still perseverating over Hanta Virus!

So it’s Ebola now, eh?? Doesn’t change the flavor of popcorn I’ll be munching on!!!

Sheesh! See? Had I not read this, how would I even keep up! THANKS, JENNA!!🥰♥️

John Wright's avatar

I'm not sure they care what they are panicking about as long as "we are all in this together". 🤦‍♂️ Humanity's brain has been broken and the fools think AI is "smart" without realizing it doesn't actually have any intelligence. Sheep, lemmings... whatever... certainly common sense has "left the house".

Will Falconer, DVM's avatar

"The Covid plandemic broke so many people’s brains." Key breaker: the jab. Then multiply the brain damage one did with the repeated boosters. Add the longevity of the spike production, and you can see the zombie apocalypse coming with great surety!

Frontera Lupita's avatar

Yes The Jab is the KEY factor here. If it hasn’t ‘injured’ them physically it definitely has affected the frontal lobe of their brains. That’s the part that the Jabbed don’t get, how compromised they are in the brain function department now.

Janet's avatar

Damn straight. I only have YouTube and I pushed a magic ➡️⚫️ . And almost all shorts are gone. I have to look for the furry cuteness now.

John Wright's avatar

As much as I hate Instagram, they do have a lot of furry cuteness.

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

That’s mainly what’s in my feed on Instacrap - animals.

John Wright's avatar

"Instacrap" - a very fitting name! Same crappy cons run over and over and over again.

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

I was banned sooo many times for posting memes during the Plandemic so now their algorithms only send animal pics! Very happy now

John Wright's avatar

{grin} Good for you! As far as I know they only threatened me and "shadow banned" me.

SteveO's avatar

Me also. Otherwise it is useless and full of BS. Nothing can be trusted on it. But seeing Sirga the lioness daily is a lift.

Meddling Kid's avatar

I’m on team “Let’s bomb all of the virus labs with the ‘scientists’ still in them” as the best way to stop a pandemic.

nancylee's avatar

Hmm be more effective to bomb those who fund them?

Meddling Kid's avatar

I see no reason why we cannot compromise and do both.

Request approved!

Janet's avatar

Can I push the triggers or open the bomb doors from my B52? I’ll arm wrestle you for that privilege.

Tim Pallies's avatar

Ooooh! Can we make that a pay-per-view?

Janet's avatar

I concede. How about watching my homemade mayonnaise appear by magic?

Graphite's avatar

Meddling Kid vs Janet! Roll up, Roll up! Get your tickets here! 🤣🇨🇦

Meddling Kid's avatar

Absolutely no conflict here. I’ll definitely be piloting, and she is more than welcome to be bombardier, bombardieress, button pusher, etc.

Ginny Moore's avatar

“I know. We haven’t even taken our hantavirus decorations down yet and already we’re doing Ebola.” 🤣🤣🤣

Girl. You keep me informed AND give me great giggles first thing in the morning. ❤️

Also food poisoning from bad potato salad is horrendous. 🤢

Bad ass! 🙌🤬🍑😘

Justin's avatar

Is it the gas? Flamage? Hemorrhoids? Which bad ass are we talking here?

Asking for a friend... 'cause IIIII ain't claiming it.

Curtis's avatar

Agree on the potato salad. Been there and literally thought I was going to die.

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Two days sick as hell from a small town restaurant's potato salad while on a work related road trip through Tennesseel with my general manager... I could only hold down small sips of water and could find the bathroom at the Alcoa Aluminum plant with my eyes closed... on the third day while driving to our next appointment at our corporate headquarters in Nashville, he pulled over at a road-side liquor store and got me two airplane sized bottles of Dewar's Blended Scotch Whisky... told me to suck both of them down as fast as I could... I was eating Steak dinner that night in a very swanky restaurant in downtown Nashville... That was 35 years ago by my recollection, and I've been a fan of Dewar's ever sense!... :D

Frontera Lupita's avatar

What a good remedy! Not a big Scotch Whiskey fan but I am sure any high grade alcoholic “spirit” would work as well. 😉🤔🥃

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Now that you mention it... I do believe you are most probably correct! :)

Janet's avatar

I’m not sure modern ultra processed fake mayo in potato salad has the same effect but the rest of the junk in it might. I make my own mayo with eggs so yes. (Like magic with a stick blender) my salad could do it.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I do, too! It's weirdly surreal/magical/beautiful if you do it in a mason jar and can watch it puff up into big white clouds! I'm obsessed. :)

David Nelson's avatar

Would a mayonnaise jar be just too-too last-year??

Janet's avatar

It’s fun for sure! I shmear on hard boiled eggs too. The taste is incomparable. I should make the process my “Party Piece” as they say in Ireland. Nobody needs to watch me dance or hear my jokes although I can sing. Magic Mayo!!!! That’s it!!

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

I LOVE homemade Mayo!!!

Curtis's avatar

In my case I'm sure it was the potatoes or eggs. My wife was in the hospital for four weeks preparing to give birth to our first. We'd cooked the eggs and potatoes "previously" and I guess I lost track of how long ago... 🙄 When I told her that I'd made it, she says; "You didn't use the potatoes and eggs in the fridge did you??" 😂

Mike Lee's avatar

I want that recipe! 😀

Janet's avatar

Here it is. I add more lemon juice and Dijon mustard. Avocado oil for me.. Only works for me with a stick blender in a jar that is not so big on the bottom. If it fails add another egg yolk to it and reblend. It’s been a game changer for me. Enjoy!

https://downshiftology.com/recipes/how-to-make-homemade-mayonnaise/

David Nelson's avatar

I wondered "what people did" before the stick-blender: turns out "built SERIOUS arm muscles." Here's what AI said:

"Traditional Hand Method

Before electric mixers or blenders (pre-20th century, and common well into the 1900s), cooks made it manually. Historical recipes emphasize slow addition of oil while constantly stirring to form the stable emulsion without breaking it. Key steps from 19th-century recipes:

Start with egg yolks (often 2–3), salt, pepper, and a bit of vinegar or lemon juice in a bowl (ideally terrine or cool place).

Whisk or stir briskly with a wooden spoon (preferred for control and to avoid heat from friction) until it begins to thicken.

Add oil very gradually—drop by drop or in a thin trickle at first—while stirring constantly and vigorously. As it thickens, you can add slightly more oil, alternating with small amounts of acid (vinegar/lemon) to help stabilize and lighten it.

Continue until you've incorporated up to about a pint (or more) of oil per a few yolks, resulting in a thick, creamy "perfect cream."

This process is labor-intensive and can take 30–60+ minutes (or longer for larger batches), building serious arm strength. Early versions sometimes used garlic or other flavorings, and later refinements (e.g., by chef Marie-Antoine Carême) improved the emulsion technique."

Oh my Aunt Sally!!!

Incidentally AI claims it was invented by a French chef in 1756 who was trying to make a sauce without cream on the Spanish island of Menorca, called "Mahón" by the French, and named mahonnaise as a result, NOT mayonnaise after some French city somewhere called Mayonne. The English changed the 'h' to a 'j' just to wind 'em up because it was too easy. (Yeah, and you don't want any bayonnaise from Bayonne, NJ...)

David Nelson's avatar

...and I was concerned about the raw egg which is a vector for salmonella contamination, but the risk according to AI [so, multiply or divide by 10 Million] is 1 in 20,000 EGGS. If salmonella IS present, it could well be there before the shell forms around it, so washing won't help.

I especially like this AI bit: "Most people who eat raw egg products occasionally never get sick."

Even though I rarely eat raw egg products, I also "occasionally never get sick."

Know your chicken rancher or buy pasteurized eggs.

Mike Lee's avatar

Thank you 😄

I've always been a mayo lover but only recently read the ingredient list on a jar of mayo "made with olive oil" . And soybean oil etc.! 🤨

Warrior Mom's avatar

Smash Kitchen makes a nice one. and not too pricey.

The Great Resist's avatar

Thank you!! The preservatives in store-bought mayo trigger my husband’s migraines, and I’m sure they’re not healthy for anyone else either.

Here’s my favorite potato salad recipe (white creamy mayo-and-sour-cream potato salad, not a yellow mustard style of potato salad): https://www.food.com/recipe/county-line-potato-salad-380719

Janet's avatar

My favorite kind as I’m not nuts about mustard mayo either. My late sister made your kind. Miss them both.

Graphite's avatar

Modern Mayo seems to be mostly Canola oil! Well, here in Canada anyway 🙄 🤷 🇨🇦

Janet's avatar

There are avocado oil ones around here. I don’t like them. Some sort of flavor I don’t like, probably additives. Something has to be added for long shelf life. Mine actually tastes good for a decent amount of time.

Will Falconer, DVM's avatar

There's a remedy for this sudden illness! Whether potatoes too long in the sun, Delhi Belly, or Montezuma's Revenge, with it's coming out of both ends (better yet: when you just KNOW it's coming, usually from below), take out your tube of homeopathic Arsenicum album 30C. Put a pellet or three in your mouth and rest. You'll feel better shortly. If it starts to return, dose again.

I was on my way to the Delhi airport, ready for the long trip home to Austin years ago, and my driver buddy stopped for breakfast. No way I was gonna eat, but a hot cup of coffee? Surely that'd be okay. And it should've been: the thick porcelin cup was so hot, I couldn't touch it to my lips!

Got in the back seat, on our way, when there was that OH NO! feeling. No way I'm getting on endless flights overseas with screaming diarrhea +/- vomiting. Took out my remedy kit, sucked on some Ars, laid down and felt better within minutes. Started to return, redosed once more, and good to go. Normal trip home.

Even if you're in the midst of it and, like Anthony, can only handle "small sips," Ars will work!

Don't travel (or picnic?) without it!

Will Falconer, DVM's avatar

Just restacked this post with that sentence as the lede! Irresistibly LOL material!

Russell Schierling's avatar

No one - and I do mean NO ONE - is better at taking a serious topic (albeit a BS one) and making me spew my coffee. The meme with Morpheus was hysterical. One of these days, Jenna, I want to see an entire post telling a story with nothing but memes! If there is one person on the planet that could do it, you are it!

Justin's avatar

El Gato Malo attempts to do just that weekly in two meme laden posts on Sunday. Although I honestly can't tell you much about the quality of the connective sentences to carry the story.

I'm just there for the memes, maaaan.

And I'm usually laughing pretty well before church. (It almost feels sacrilegious, tbh, when you see the mean-pools and then go to church. The other are meme-pools. Sometimes they're super-mean-pools. Some you have to think about pretty hard, and then once you get them, it's worth the laugh.)

Donna O's avatar

Embarrassing that so often I have NO idea what he’s meme-ing about.

Justin's avatar

LOL. I sometimes don't get it either, so I'll dive into the comments for help.

And if I don't see a question by 10am... Then I might post one.

Momcat's avatar

I'm old enough to remember how Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins decided ebola was no big deal in 2014. However, in 2020, he was all in on covid lockdowns, having Shelley Luther arrested for opening her hair salon. Aparwntly, there was no money to be made on ebola like there was with covid.

John Wright's avatar

'tis all about the money!

deborah7isheaven's avatar

Was that the time the news actually asked if it was constitutional to force people to quarantine? I was bracing for it then, yet it didn’t happen. Then they did do it for a much milder virus. Weird.

The Great Resist's avatar

Odd timing — I just received a political campaign text from Shelley Luther two minutes before reading your comment. I didn’t recognize the name, but now that I remember her story, I’ll go see what she has to say, instead of deleting it like I usually do with political text messages.

Jim Moore's avatar

You write: … (Don’t ask me how you can have 80 deaths with only 8 confirmed cases. I’m not a scientist or a mathematician, okay?)

Me: Maybe they’re 80 “suspected” deaths? Stand by for updates from our pool of experts still trying to figure it out. 🤔 😄

Meddling Kid's avatar

Right, it’s not like there aren’t deaths everywhere and all the time so even in the remote African town where a breakout occurs, grandma dies and people are still murdered.

John Wright's avatar

Even the CDC (or should I say especially the CDC) can't accomplish a simple task like counting corpses. It's truly challenging!

Meddling Kid's avatar

Died FROM Ebola,

died WITH Ebola,

died ADJACENT TO Ebola, and

died WHILE EBOLA WAS BEING REFERENCED IN A MAJOR MUSICAL MOTION PICTURE WITHIN A 1,000 MILE RADIUS

…is really all the same to the CDC. Just another box to check.

Tim Pallies's avatar

A simple "like" was not enough for this gem! 🤣🤣🤣😍😍👌👌👌

nancylee's avatar

Center for disease creation

David Nelson's avatar

NancyLee, this goes into the Bumper Sticker of the Year competition for the category "most likely to make the driver behind go 'Oh, it all makes sense now.'"

nancylee's avatar

you make it, I'll put in on my car. and give to everyone else who might.

David Nelson's avatar

It's on my to-do list: assigned "item number 3,723."

John Wright's avatar

Exactly. And definitely not what the intent was when the CDC was invented.

nancylee's avatar

or at least the cover story

John Wright's avatar

Well, that was a long time ago and if I recall correctly the CDC was created to track malaria in the southern states.

Judith's avatar

From what I read they are redefining “death” due to organ harvesting. Maybe that’s part of the math equation?

Graphite's avatar

Death from ebola - or death with ebola... 🤣😂😅

Jpeach's avatar

The WHO, Gates, Globalists, Deep State, Democratic Party, CCP and the last remaining Mullah are getting desperate. Plandemics have joined the Sony Walkman in the dustbin of history.

MaryAnn's avatar

Absolutely agree. The WHO’s desperation to stay relevant is pathetic. I hope Gate$ pours buckets of his money into a Bola jab and it all goes into the outhouse.

Elaine Courtney's avatar

OMG! I laughed through your entire essay! I love your writing and humor! "In other words, you’d essentially have to enjoy (?) prolonged, intimate contact with someone in the middle of actively liquefying—which, given the symptom list, is not a situation most people are going to accidentally stumble into" LMAO!!!!!

David Nelson's avatar

It's beginning to feel less like Virus-Flavor-of-the-Month and more like Throw-𝙎𝙝*𝙩𝙚!-at-the-Inside-of-the-TeeVee-Screen to see if 𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜/𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜! will Stick! ("We've got WAREHOUSES FULL OF PRODUCT THAT AREN'T GOING TO INJECT THEIR SELFS!!")

And "It’s worth noting that Ebola is not airborne."

"But Gates' 'people' are working on it."

Graphite's avatar

When the ebola contaminated bodily fluids hit the fan! 🤣

arrotsevni's avatar

Good place to repost this advice from DR. Zelenko(now deceased). Zinc and vitamin D3 are good treatments for single strand RNA viruses. A little ivermectin with these is also beneficial.

https://substack.com/@revealedeye/note/c-257681865?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1p6kzs

The Great Resist's avatar

Don’t forget that quercetin is a nonprescription zinc ionosphere if you can’t get your hands on ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine.

Resolvx Health has human-grade “Petmectin” and “Pet-chloroquine” you can order for your “pet” if you can’t get a prescription. (The Substack by “2nd Smartest Guy in the World” often has a discount code.)

arrotsevni's avatar

Also...fenbendazole has anti-viral and can be bought on line.

Roberta Stack's avatar

“We haven’t even taken our hantavirus decorations down yet and already we’re doing Ebola.” I’m still laughing 😂😂😂😂

The absurdity of it all!

Richard schoenenberger's avatar

We’re a little slow in our household…exactly what would hantavirus deco look like?

Metta's avatar

Think Steven Colbert and the dancing hypodermics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq76QSlRiPo

The Great Resist's avatar

Maybe spouting fake blood out of their orifices while dancing.

Vee's avatar

World Hysteria Organization is soo good! I love seeing how everyone here is more afraid of potato salad and vending machines than the latest fear virus porn.

Tim Pallies's avatar

Given the typical stock, you have to wonder how many lives have been snuffed out early, at least in part, due to vending machines.

The Great Resist's avatar

From the stale fig newtons inside, if not from machine itself in a tragic accident.

Tim Pallies's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

(Were there raspberry newtons as well?)

MinnesotaBarb's avatar

"World Hysteria Organization" - perfect! With the Memorial Day weekend coming up, I think our greater fear should be potato salad that's been sitting out in the sun too long.

Love you, Jenna! ❤️

Mike Means's avatar

Can we get a Bill Gates. Vaccine?

The Great Santini's avatar

Bill and Melinda Gates, and most people who worked for them, should all be in prison making license plates. Just sayin’

John Coutts's avatar

You link to an X post that says zinc ionophores together with zinc can treat Ebola, and I do not doubt that, but curiously, you don't mention chlorine dioxide as a treatment. Pierre Kory, whom you wrote a book with about chlorine dioxide, says: "Chlorine dioxide can eliminate almost all pathogens." If I ever become exposed to either Ebola, or hantavirus, and I really don't expect that to happen, chlorine dioxide is the first thing I will turn to!

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Well don't I feel dumb for not mentioning THAT. Thanks John! :)