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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

Jenna, you have a great editor who clearly is looking out for your best interests. Your strike-outs are hilarious.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I'm giving that lady a raise! ;)

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arrotsevni's avatar

Good try, but Gates is not a bad investor. Sociopaths are like that. Being shallow top-down types, they see patterns decently better than most as the rest of us tend to see too many details of humanity and our pattern recognition is confused by our assignment of basic human values. Sociopaths don't recognize basic human values. They only see how money and power flow and chase these instead. Yes, the economy has been fine despite the fear porn of the last 30mos. The orders for new Class 8 trucks has exceeded the capacity to manufacture them. Demand is high. Despite the media telling all that AI is the only investment worth noting, we continue to recover from COVID lockdowns and are ramping up reshoring of manufacturing to avoid the issues with supply chain disruptions. Gates sees this and invests accordingly. The economy is much better and has been much better all along than the media publishes. Good news does not sell advertising the way fear motivates viewership.

That Gates is as evil as they come does not diminish his pattern recognition.

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Janet's avatar

But I don’t care about that. I care gates is a putrid human thing that is sucking us dry and endangering us in so many ways. Patterns? BIG WHOOP. The only pattern I want to see is his feet facing the east in some low 6 feet under spot. .

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arrotsevni's avatar

I feel the same way. Seeing Gates as a predator does not lead to countering his behavior. Seeing Gates as a sociopath changes one’s perspective on how he can be treated legally/socially if we decide he is as bad as any sociopath who committed crimes against others. Gates with his vaccine for profit has certainly killed millions but kept most from linking him directly because he acted behind the scenes. What is needed is a prosecution that does the work to link the threads back to him securely enough for Nuremberg type conviction. We do this and no behind the scenes operator will be an innocent investor or bystander.

We need to extend our sense that personal responsibility goes well beyond hands-on and encompasses responsibility for putting the plan in motion.

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SadieJay's avatar

Invest like a Sociopath. I told Hubs that we need to have a portfolio of Bad Behavior Investments, like pot stocks, liquor and gambling. And...'they' always signal.

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arrotsevni's avatar

Sort of! Look for that which benefits the greatest number of individual consumers in a win/win transaction. By that I mean improves their standard of living. The iPhone did that by bringing the globe's information into the palm of your hand and with maps and etc made daily living far easier to navigate. The ease of access to essentially a mobile encyclopedia has lowered the cost of learning at every level.

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arrotsevni's avatar

Adding to my own note: When I say “…confused by our assignment of basic human values” I mean, we see that the so-called ‘value’ that Gates sees requires taking something of value from others to make ourselves greater. But the rest of us also recognize doing so diminishes others’ value intrinsically and we cannot not do this. Gates and other sociopaths see this as free source of power/wealth for themselves and just walk in and grab what they can without conscience. For example, Zuckerberg takes others’ creative value and personal exposure of likes/dislikes as fodder to sell to advertisers and political manipulators when they do not have access to such personal information elsewhere. As creators of this value, Facebook users should be paid, but they provide this content for free. Without this flow of information, Facebook, Google and other so-called ‘free’ social media sites would not exist or be much less smaller if they had to pay for your information as any broadcaster does to artists.

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David Nelson's avatar

(Thinking, "Wow. I _could_ have been a sociopath?" Which college turns out the most?)

Also wondering what massive investment Bill had planned for a Kamala win?

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Henry Nutt's avatar

Oh my-I'm still laughing over the little puffer jackets for the hairless cat sanctuaries!

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

;)

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Jpeach's avatar

Bill Gates the Faux Farmer, the Faux Trucker, the Faux Healthcare Tycoon, the Faux Mosquito Entomologist = Satan, parading around as an aging overweight Geek.

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The Critical Middle's avatar

Mmmmm consider potential privatization of the postal service. Perhaps an early stake to dominate that?

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Janet's avatar

We don’t get our mail in our small town until 5:30 pm sometimes. It could hardly get any worse.

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Skenny's avatar

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

But laziness and incompetence damned sure "stay" them. They simply skip days here and there on our route. It can get worse.

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Betsy Frost's avatar

Same here, no consistency, misdelivered mail and skipped days. But I just sent something overseas to England and that experience was even worse.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Here in my part of TX, the mail is half the time subcontracted out. You'll have a regular old USPS truck for a few weeks, then a guy in a '96 Subaru Outback who literally just stuffs mail willy-nilly into the closest box. I literally put a sign inside my mailbox that hangs in front of the opening that says THIS IS ______ ADDRESS. IT'S NOT _______ OR _______ OR _______ OR ______ (not even joking). Some days it comes at 1PM, somedays at 7 PM. It's mail roulette! "What are we gonna get today and when are we gonna get it?!?!" So exciting!

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J. Lincoln's avatar

I happen to live at what must be the axis of the meth & fentanyl universe. That means mail theft is a very frequent occurrence. I find piles of purloined mail (minus anything of value) alongside the road, stuffed into the bushes, etc. in spite of the "locking" mailboxes that most of us have installed. Telling the local PO about this and even gathering these piles of stolen mail is greeted with indifference by postal employees now. Used to be (showing my age) that you so much as steal a post card from mailbox, you'd be looking at doing a dime at Ft. Leavenworth. Not any more...same goes for packages left by the front doorstep by the likes of FedEx or Amazon. Being a 'porch pirate' has reached career status because there's no consequences.

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SadieJay's avatar

I tip my rural route carrier regularly. 25 bucks at Christmas (so she can go to the movies. By herself.) Then $25 randomly in cards through out the year. It's not that much, but she knows my name and mailbox and I caught her at the end of the road (I am 1/2 mile from my mailbox) and we exchanged phone numbers so she can text me with any large packages.

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Janet's avatar

Yeah. There are lots good ones. Wonder if the independent carriers contracted are better. I’ve known a couple of rural carriers very conscientious. I wouldn’t want to work there myself.

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Rebel Rooster's avatar

Same issue out here in east TX. My mail frequently gets delivered to the house down the road. Luckily we know each other and text when that happens.

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Trish's avatar

Sounds exactly like the snail mail here in Charleston.

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Janet's avatar

Our normal carrier is about 300 pounds and spends time on her phone in the van. It’s 5:30 pm and no mail. Rumor has it she makes sure she falls sometimes to get work comp time off.

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The Critical Middle's avatar

Atlanta mail is particularly special! I like to joke that our mailpeople may be both stoned and dyslexic. We regularly get mail for the wrong address. On the plus side, we met some neighbors :)

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J. Lincoln's avatar

We must live on the same route.

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Original Owner's avatar

USPS is already half-privatized, and it's still being run by Louis DeJoy, who is a big investor in logistics companies and likely one of the wealthy operators who have nocturnal emissions as they fantasize about crashing the USPS and selling it for parts to companies that can make a buck on packages. Or just shutting it down so FedEx, UPS, and DHL don't have to compete with it.

The bad service isn't a natural failure, it's the pilot intentionally nosing the plane into the ground.

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Russell Schierling's avatar

Brilliant as always Jenna! Gates is to philanthropy what Jeffery Dhamer was to Culinary Schools (I cannot take credit for that one - who knows, I may have picked it up from your Stack!).

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Laura Kasner's avatar

Fun fact Russel - I went to highschool with Jeffrey Dahmer.

And remember, the Craig’s list killer, Richard Beasley? Grade school with him.

Not a good claim to fame. 😩😂

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

OMG LAURA!!! What Valerie said!!!

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Russell Schierling's avatar

My mind is churning Laura. As much as I would loooove to meet you, something deep inside is saying 'don't do it'.

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Laura Kasner's avatar

😂😆😂

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Valerie's avatar

Holy cow, where do you live? I need to make sure I never spend time there (jk).

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Laura Kasner's avatar

😂 NE Ohio

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SadieJay's avatar

Right?? YOU turned out okay though. Joe Bell was my high school boyfriend. He was a sweet guy. I had NO idea we actually ended up living about 3 hours apart, after all my globetrotting.

https://www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/joe-bell/

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Rosemary B's avatar

oh wowwww.

😂 and mostly 😩

Kathy Lee Gifford graduated a year before I did but I knew her sorta, and her sister, Michelle very much.

There were and still are a lot of criminals in Maryland.

I do not live in that state anymore

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

Undoubtedly Odious is a good band name.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

LOL I want to be in that band! [*quickly learns to play guitar*]

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SadieJay's avatar

I thought you said "Brand Name". It would be a great brand name...like Democracy. Worthy to sit on, but will probably give you monkey-pox.

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YGS's avatar

Thank you for the laugh in the middle of serious business. I think you’re spot on with your evaluation of Gates and his motives. He does nothing without serving his own selfish interests first, but too many still believe this evil eugenicist is a philanthropist! Fauxlanthropist….loved it! Keep hitting the nail on the head with your humour and your truth, Jenna!

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

:) Day made!

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Roberta Stack's avatar

Gates and Fauci=Evil MFs

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Janet's avatar

Billy boy owns the land above the Oglala Aquifier in Nebraska and around. He who owns the water?

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wily_coyote-genius's avatar

When I went back to school to get my undergrad, in the year 2000, acedemics said the next war would be over water! Chile has let independent farmers to go bankrupt because their crops were suffering because of all the private owners. It’s starting in the US with gates and another couple that own the land north of Cali. Is it legal to own water that runs through your land and is needed as life saving???? Just questioning in general!

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Janet's avatar

Laws, shmaws. He’s Bill Gates and wants it.

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J. Lincoln's avatar

I've always been curious about the origin of Bill Gates' "Microsoft". You don't suppose....

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

hahahaha and ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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J. Lincoln's avatar

mmmmm, yeah. Looks like I'm not the only one.

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RANDALL R NORTON's avatar

I think this Gates fella simply identifies when and what "bad" things can happen to lots of people. Once identified, he develops (and controls) a solution to reduce those bad outcomes. This then generates a huge income flow by cornering the market (or at least a big share of it). Maybe his gazillion acres of farmland begin to generate enormous amounts of food which can be sold at Robber Baron prices. Then we stand in line to pay $9.00 a dozen for eggs. What? That's already happening? Well, see that! What was I just saying? Dark days could be near.

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Rosemary B's avatar

I wonder if he has any real close friends?

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Not a chance. Anyone pretending to be his friend is hoping to benefit from it. I'd bet my life on it. (And he deserves it 10000000%)

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Rosemary B's avatar

yes I agree. What a shitty life

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RANDALL R NORTON's avatar

I kinda doubt it. If not for all that money, I'd feel a little bad for the guy. But from what I see, I don't think I would want to hang out with him (if you get my drift).

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Jeff Schreiber's avatar

“Maybe I’m overreacting. Maybe the patron saint of pandemics simply saw an opportunity to turn several million into a few billion, which you would do too if you could so quit being so jealous and resentful.”

Substacker Margaret Ana Alice, a wordsmith of the highest degree came up with the term “Philanthropath” which perfectly describes Billy boy and the rest of his filthy ilk.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

MAA is indeed the Queen! :)

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David Nelson's avatar

"Philanthropath": 2024 Word of the Year.

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Bird's Brain's avatar

Jenna, I'll take "He's Thinking Ahead" for $1,000! Who is ... Bill Gates. He owns the farmland and the delivery trucks, so he gets to decide who eats and who doesn't. We're all playing Jeopardy.

Everyone ends up at some point with a "friend" who's a Dick. And they ALWAYS tell you to come pick up your own tools! Who raises these people?

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Serious!!! 🙄

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Jim Ryser's avatar

Most of us have a Dick in the hood…🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Hahahahaha indeed (but so disappointing!)...

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Jim Ryser's avatar

LOVE ur posts, Jenna!!!

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Rosemary B's avatar

Loudoun County schools still closed bc of snow, but those electric buses are a big problem

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