Yup, right on brand. All I can say is Trump is the trumpiest trump to ever have trumped. The fact that he keeps coming up with ways to trigger the Lefties never fails to amuse me.
If Trump wanted to prepare Mt. Rushmore for his likeness, I wouldnโt have a problem with that. I would like it even more if project was funded by settlements won by Trump, from litigation against the Media.
I wonder who decided which presidents should be on Mount Rushmore?
I asked Simulated Intelligence and it said the decision was made by the chief sculptor: Gutzon Borglum in consultation with the primary organizer: Doane Robinson.
Originally it was supposed to be western heroes: Lewis and Clark, Buffalo Bill Cody and Sitting Bull.
Borglum selected the four presidents based on their roles in the nation's history, aiming to cover the first 150 years of the U.S.:
George Washington: Represented the birth of the nation (Founding Father and first President).
Thomas Jefferson: Represented the growth of the nation (author of the Declaration of Independence and the Louisiana Purchase, which doubled the country's size).
Theodore Roosevelt: Represented the development of the nation (industrialization, conservation efforts, and the building of the Panama Canal).
Abraham Lincoln: Represented the preservation of the nation (saving the Union during the Civil War and ending slavery).
What would Trump's selection criteria / reason be? Big ego?
We have yet to find out, but I'm hoping his major contribution will be freeing Americans from debt slavery to the rest of the world and making our economy bullet-proof for the 21st Century..
I'm not in complete agreement with how he is doing some of these things but at the moment it looks like he might actually be successful (at least for the next five to ten years?).
Unfortunately he isn't doing anything to stop fiat currency and inflation, thus the majority of people are still stuck with "debt slavery" and steadily declining standards of living.
Definitely the best sense of humor and also a President actually *doing* things and not just blowing hot air! Like him or not, at least he does something!
[in a Trump voice] "I think my sculpture is fantastic, some people say it's the greatest sculpture to ever have been sculpted; I think it's even better"
MS, the fact is "that he keeps trumping up trump to trump the Lefties." Donald won't rest until the word "trump" has more definitions in the unabridged dictionary than the current, chump, record-holder.
Once again I kept refreshing my app knowing Jenna drops just before 7:00 am. This time I went to her account manually and kept tapping โpostsโ until I saw it. It never appeared, only yesterdayโs was at the top. Closed app. Reopened. Still not there. It didnโt appear for me until 11:00 am. ๐ซค
Substack is burying her for some reason โฆ however my C&C immediately shows with the refresh. Just not Jennaโs.
Happy Anniversary! ๐๐พ๐ I think it's funny that he can troll the haters just by putting his face on everything. If I were going to get a new passport I would get one with his face just because they will be collectors' items someday and my kids might make some money off of it.
Can't you just declare yours lost and get the new one issued? Sure, bit of super annoying paperwork, but if I could I would. Just for the fun of it. And I think you're right on the money when you say it might be a collectors item once day.
Democrats to President Trump: "HERE'S MY HEAD - MESS WITH IT"! His ability to drive his (and our) opponents insane is wonderful! He's the best since Millard Fillmore.
Sir Tom: a Never Trump friend posted about the passport before I had read about it, ignoring the fact that the Trump passport was an option. Trump clearly lives rent free in that head.
My comment was referring to Cynthia's, but thanks for sharing that Jennifer. Can't stop laughing they'd do that, how apt and of course gold ink is perfect, we all know that gold trumps all colours, right? ๐๐
Jenna, LOL as usual. It amazes me that even after 10 years and the publication of his book, The Art of Deal, people still do not understand Trump. That has to be deliberate. I find myself swinging between two extremes, laughing out loud at Trump's antics and cringing at times while asking rhetorically, "Why does he keep doing crazy stuff?" (I actually know the answer, which is why it is rhetorical. I will share this with my leftist friends. It is fun to watch their heads explode! Rick
I live with quite a bit of cognitive dissonance as I actually deeply care for many of my โleftiesโ. It doesnโt help me to poke them due to their nonsense. However,it is extremely funny to watch โlefties losing itโ and see ones I DONT know heads explode ๐คฏ๐
Happy anniversary! Off now to search the dept of state website for details!
After the new bills come out he will need his own musical too, and opening song. Trumpahoma! A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Trumpiseum. Trumpspell. The Trumpion King. The Sound of Trump. Donalds and Dolls. The Donald of the Opera. Beauty and The Donald.
First - hoping for a wonderful Anniversary Day for you, congrats!
Second - can someone tell me without using the words tech illiterate how to find my โurl?โ I signed up before I even read the column, I am THAT psyched!
Third - I found myself more and more delighted as I kept reading that Trump had found yet another trigger, the man is a marketing genius.
If you go to your "Dashboard" in the upper left is a menu item "Website". If you click on that, then you can grab your URL from address bar of your browser.
Canโt believe I actually understood all that - so thanks much, John! Now I have to go back to the register here link of Jennaโs and edit it. We shall seeโฆ. Thanks again!
Sign me up for that passport! I'll get it just so I can troll every liberal security and gate agent for the next nine years. Forget real ID, I'm travelling domestically with my pretty new passport!
Corey, near as I know the Trumports are only for those who apply in person at the WashingtonDC Passport Office and only a certain number will be issued somewhere around Americaโs #250 birthday. So book a flight to DC and get there early. ๐บ๐ธ๐
Jenna. I first heard about the โTrumportโon Jewels and Catturdโs In The Litterbox podcast. My first thought was โI want one of those even if our passports do not need renewal until 2034!โ So I looked it up and sadly the Trumports have to be applied for IN PERSON in Washington DC. From what I read they will not be available online or anywhere else. But one can hopeโฆ..
Blessings on your 26th Anniversary. My husband and I will celebrate #46 in the fall. God is good and good spouses are a gift from God.
โTrumports have to be applied for IN PERSON in Washington DCโฆ not available onlineโ oh wow! If thatโs true, thatโs really important detail for me to toss back at my cousin while heโs screaming over this latest Trump Trigger. Thanks!
Yup, right on brand. All I can say is Trump is the trumpiest trump to ever have trumped. The fact that he keeps coming up with ways to trigger the Lefties never fails to amuse me.
And Happy Anniversary ๐!!
Same! (And thanks! :)
If Trump wanted to prepare Mt. Rushmore for his likeness, I wouldnโt have a problem with that. I would like it even more if project was funded by settlements won by Trump, from litigation against the Media.
I wonder who decided which presidents should be on Mount Rushmore?
I asked Simulated Intelligence and it said the decision was made by the chief sculptor: Gutzon Borglum in consultation with the primary organizer: Doane Robinson.
Originally it was supposed to be western heroes: Lewis and Clark, Buffalo Bill Cody and Sitting Bull.
Borglum selected the four presidents based on their roles in the nation's history, aiming to cover the first 150 years of the U.S.:
George Washington: Represented the birth of the nation (Founding Father and first President).
Thomas Jefferson: Represented the growth of the nation (author of the Declaration of Independence and the Louisiana Purchase, which doubled the country's size).
Theodore Roosevelt: Represented the development of the nation (industrialization, conservation efforts, and the building of the Panama Canal).
Abraham Lincoln: Represented the preservation of the nation (saving the Union during the Civil War and ending slavery).
What would Trump's selection criteria / reason be? Big ego?
Would Chief Troller and Pisser Offer [of the lunatic Left] not qualify him?
๐คฃ He certainly has nailed those qualifications!
We have yet to find out, but I'm hoping his major contribution will be freeing Americans from debt slavery to the rest of the world and making our economy bullet-proof for the 21st Century..
I'm not in complete agreement with how he is doing some of these things but at the moment it looks like he might actually be successful (at least for the next five to ten years?).
Unfortunately he isn't doing anything to stop fiat currency and inflation, thus the majority of people are still stuck with "debt slavery" and steadily declining standards of living.
Choices include: restoration of the nation, โthe most powerful person to ever live,โ most unburdened prez, funniest prez ever, best hair โฆ
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-calling-himself-most-powerful-175447585.html
Definitely the best sense of humor and also a President actually *doing* things and not just blowing hot air! Like him or not, at least he does something!
Restoration of the Nation
Iโm sure he could tell you ๐
He could! And it would be "huge". ๐คฃ
Thereโs not enough stone to carve Trumpโs ego out of ๐คญ
If Trump was to put his head on Rushmore, I'm thinking "We're gonna need a bigger mountain..."
No doubt we'd have to pick a bigger mountain and rename it "Mount Trump".
And it would need to be MOVED where the most people can see it!
Or Sacramento.
[in a Trump voice] "I think my sculpture is fantastic, some people say it's the greatest sculpture to ever have been sculpted; I think it's even better"
Can't argue with that. (No. Really. No one can. It's impossible.)
Mount Rushmore wouldn't do at all... I'm thinking Pike's Peak... and only one head.
He should be on Mt Rushmore!!!
I like the way you think.
I loved the Beeโs โWashington D.T.โ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Iโll allow it. Lololol
Omg I am rotfl. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
It was good, but "the Big Don" got my vote! LingOL!
MS, the fact is "that he keeps trumping up trump to trump the Lefties." Donald won't rest until the word "trump" has more definitions in the unabridged dictionary than the current, chump, record-holder.
Honestly, I think he's vieing for Chuck Norris's title.
๐โค๏ธ๐คฃ
1. Happy anniversary!
2. When I saw todaysโs title, I thought, โOf COUSE he did.โ
3. Excited about the directory. Well done.
4. Now, I should probably actually READ your piece and start my day properlyโฆ
Once again I kept refreshing my app knowing Jenna drops just before 7:00 am. This time I went to her account manually and kept tapping โpostsโ until I saw it. It never appeared, only yesterdayโs was at the top. Closed app. Reopened. Still not there. It didnโt appear for me until 11:00 am. ๐ซค
Substack is burying her for some reason โฆ however my C&C immediately shows with the refresh. Just not Jennaโs.
It does the same w me on C&C sometimesโฆI think theyโve gone to the dark side :/.
On #4: I'm not the only one! ๐
Happy Anniversary! ๐๐พ๐ I think it's funny that he can troll the haters just by putting his face on everything. If I were going to get a new passport I would get one with his face just because they will be collectors' items someday and my kids might make some money off of it.
Can't you just declare yours lost and get the new one issued? Sure, bit of super annoying paperwork, but if I could I would. Just for the fun of it. And I think you're right on the money when you say it might be a collectors item once day.
I donโt travel and wonโt need one but dang it I want to apply for one ๐คฃ just so I can use it as ID somewhere and watch some heads explode.
$130 to renew it and I am giving it serious thought!
Democrats to President Trump: "HERE'S MY HEAD - MESS WITH IT"! His ability to drive his (and our) opponents insane is wonderful! He's the best since Millard Fillmore.
Sir Tom: a Never Trump friend posted about the passport before I had read about it, ignoring the fact that the Trump passport was an option. Trump clearly lives rent free in that head.
๐How about this โThe Strait of Trumpโ, otherwise known as the Strait of Hormuz
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/strait-of-trump-us-president-shares-new-map-naming-hormuz-after-himself/amp_articleshow/130625115.cms
Which Northfield, if I may ask?
The nice one!
Northfield New Jersey?
Nope.
Egoists gonna ego and pearl clutchers gonna clutch. ๐
Happy Anniversary to two bad asses. โค๏ธ๐คฌ๐๐
His presidential picture is mild... Be thankful he didn't put his mug shot on the passport just to poke at the other side even more.
Cynthia, I personally like the mug shot. Have the poster of it signed by him (gold lettering naturally!) in my office.๐
Haha! That is hilarious ๐
I was about to ask just that, what photo, that mug shot? Or one he smiles in? Agree on the hilarious!
Yana N, it is the actual mugshot photo. The poster was a gift from the Trump campaign in exchange for a donation.
My comment was referring to Cynthia's, but thanks for sharing that Jennifer. Can't stop laughing they'd do that, how apt and of course gold ink is perfect, we all know that gold trumps all colours, right? ๐๐
We should be allowed our choice of picture ๐คฃ
Jenna, LOL as usual. It amazes me that even after 10 years and the publication of his book, The Art of Deal, people still do not understand Trump. That has to be deliberate. I find myself swinging between two extremes, laughing out loud at Trump's antics and cringing at times while asking rhetorically, "Why does he keep doing crazy stuff?" (I actually know the answer, which is why it is rhetorical. I will share this with my leftist friends. It is fun to watch their heads explode! Rick
You still have leftist friends??? I had some once upon a time, but their actions during covid put a stop to that.
exactly. don't want any of that kind of parasite near me.
I live with quite a bit of cognitive dissonance as I actually deeply care for many of my โleftiesโ. It doesnโt help me to poke them due to their nonsense. However,it is extremely funny to watch โlefties losing itโ and see ones I DONT know heads explode ๐คฏ๐
Happy anniversary Jenna and Joe! ๐โค๏ธ
"Beautiful bloodline. Just tremendous. People say itโs one of the best.โ OMG!! I can hear the tongue in his cheek!! I'm cracking up.
Happy anniversary! Off now to search the dept of state website for details!
After the new bills come out he will need his own musical too, and opening song. Trumpahoma! A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Trumpiseum. Trumpspell. The Trumpion King. The Sound of Trump. Donalds and Dolls. The Donald of the Opera. Beauty and The Donald.
Bahahahaha!
Love this!
๐๐๐ฉ
First - hoping for a wonderful Anniversary Day for you, congrats!
Second - can someone tell me without using the words tech illiterate how to find my โurl?โ I signed up before I even read the column, I am THAT psyched!
Third - I found myself more and more delighted as I kept reading that Trump had found yet another trigger, the man is a marketing genius.
Excellent question (how to find your URL)! If you don't publish articles it might be hard to know what your URL is.
Yours is: https://marleneswann.substack.com/
If you go to your "Dashboard" in the upper left is a menu item "Website". If you click on that, then you can grab your URL from address bar of your browser.
Canโt believe I actually understood all that - so thanks much, John! Now I have to go back to the register here link of Jennaโs and edit it. We shall seeโฆ. Thanks again!
John, I still donโt see my urlโฆ help pls (didnโt see the upper left website link, but I am pretty illiterate on the computer ๐คช)
Iโm afraid to look,now,because I donโt know what a โdashboard โ is..
Ha ha Tonee I laughed so hard at that! (In a good way!)
Youโre making me feel normal, and for that, I am
grateful. ๐
Substack really is a *nightmare* for finding this info. I finally found yours:
https://karenbandy.substack.com/
Youโre a dear, thank you! I owe you a โ๏ธ
Nothing funnier than Trump trolling and watching everyone react, itโs hilarious!
Sign me up for that passport! I'll get it just so I can troll every liberal security and gate agent for the next nine years. Forget real ID, I'm travelling domestically with my pretty new passport!
Corey, near as I know the Trumports are only for those who apply in person at the WashingtonDC Passport Office and only a certain number will be issued somewhere around Americaโs #250 birthday. So book a flight to DC and get there early. ๐บ๐ธ๐
I just saw that! That makes me so sad! Welp....looks like we're taking a family trip!
Corey, God bless and safe travels!
Trump is hilarious! Heโs so entertaining but it is weird that he wants his name on everything. But Iโm not bothered by it.
And Happy Anniversary you two!โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Jenna. I first heard about the โTrumportโon Jewels and Catturdโs In The Litterbox podcast. My first thought was โI want one of those even if our passports do not need renewal until 2034!โ So I looked it up and sadly the Trumports have to be applied for IN PERSON in Washington DC. From what I read they will not be available online or anywhere else. But one can hopeโฆ..
Blessings on your 26th Anniversary. My husband and I will celebrate #46 in the fall. God is good and good spouses are a gift from God.
โTrumports have to be applied for IN PERSON in Washington DCโฆ not available onlineโ oh wow! If thatโs true, thatโs really important detail for me to toss back at my cousin while heโs screaming over this latest Trump Trigger. Thanks!
FLGenX, that was what AI said when I internet searched Trump #250 passport. Plus it is a limited number of them being offered.
The โkingโ of trolling the deranged left.