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Angelina Jolie also drank blood, but they’re not pushing that on us because it would cut into their adrenochrome supplies.

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And Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly drink each other's blood AND "IT'S NOT GROSS" so there's that. [*cowers*] https://www.thedailybeast.com/megan-fox-drinking-machine-gun-kellys-blood-isnt-gross

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"Other than that, she is a lovely person."

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😆

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Out of a cup or some bodies neck?

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Who knows, but Thornton told the Hollywood Reporter:

“She thought it would be interesting and romantic if we took a little razorblade and sliced our fingers, smeared a little blood on these lockets and you wear it around your neck just like you wear your son or daughter’s baby hair in one. Same thing. From that, we were wearing quart jars of blood around our necks. And we were vampires and we lived in a dungeon.” (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/billy-bob-thornton-talks-fargo-741982/)

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We live in hell.

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TRUTH!

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dunno. There's certainly a LOT of movies / streamers shows these days where drinking blood happens ... along with the obligatory, in-every-movie-and-tv-episode scene of smoking, drinking alcohol, drug use, and (weirdly ?) mirrors. It's like it's in the deal to get the shows funded. Me watching anything now: "oh here's that scene where the main character has to go into the opium den," 🙄 and "oh yes, of course it's that ultra helpful shot of the character looking into the mirror right now."

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Yuck! THIS is why I don't watch movies or TV. Give me a juicy book or nerdy word game and I'm happy. :)

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it's research! lol. only half-kidding. predictive programming is a thing, obv. House Cat Flu!

https://youtu.be/KJQdORRepjc?si=GZhpRJF0d5R6gBMp

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Thank you, thank you, thank you! I had a shit day yesterday, so my intention (one of them) today is to LAUGH A LOT! 😂.

What was the first thing I viewed today?! This bloody funny Stack. Yes, it’s a barn burner, but you always manage to make me laugh out loud whilst attempting to keep my beloved coffee from being splattered all over my unsuspecting pups!!!

BRAVO Jenna, mission accomplished.

Happy Friday everyone!

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Aweeeee, sorry about your shit day but HERE'S TO A NOT-SHIT WEEKEND!!! Thanks for the comment--made my day. :)

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Wanna hear scary? It’s 1976. I’m in 6th grade. And each month in my home room class prior to start of day, all of us students would stand up next to our desks. The teacher would come around the room holding a tray from the caf with these small cups half filled with blue-green liquid. Fluoride. One classmate after another would be required to put that poison into our mouth and “swish” it around for a certain time period after which we were told to spit it back out into the cup from whence it came. Not one of our parents said wait a minute. You’re doing what with my kid. No. It was the ‘70s. No big deal. Reading the part on fluoride it makes me sick to recall this. And sick literally. I think I have at least half of those symptoms.

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Insanity! We used to get annual fluoride "treatments" at the dentist, but never in school. (They were too busy measuring our uniform skirt lengths and checking us for scoliosis I presume hahahahaha.) Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Our system sucks. :(

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Lucky you! I was put in govt school.

I had the annual icky sour treatment at the dentist as well. Couldn’t get enough!!!!

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Back several years ago I got a new patient from Oregon. Her little girl (2 or 3?) was included. When I asked about medications for the little one, mom said only vitamins and her fluoride pills. My mouth fell open!

She said in Portland they don’t put fluoride in the water so they give kids fluoride pills! I asked a colleague out there to check on this. She came back and said yes.

Mind blowing!

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It’s just kind of weird to give your healthy child pills on a regular basis. I don’t know, I mean, to me it’s weird. Fluoride pills. Unreal! I think we’ve all gone mad

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Growing up in rural Ireland in the early 80's they did that (IIRC) every two weeks. Nasty stuff. And we were berated if we didn't do it properly. All because they didn't believe kids, or the kids' parents, brushed their teeth well enough if at all.

Still, it was probably better than constantly drinking it from the water supply had we lived in a town.

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What horrible memories. Our “teachers” too were like prison guards watching us as we swished. Ugh. Yuck. And I still can’t believe my parents said nothing.

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Everyone was told it was good for you. Kinda like the childhood shots.

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Reminds me the fluoride pills of the 70's a tasty sugary number, all different lolly style colours, pink, orange, blue... Good Lord, had quite a few of them... Let alone vaccines over the years... Glad to have woken up before mRNA poison ... But still way too late for whatever damage incurred as a kid

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Happy Funny Friday Jenna! Hit all the nails on their heads as always. Thank you as always for the early morning laughs. You're what everyone should be reading on a Friday morning breakfast instead of the the mainstream brainwashing propaganda that is keeping us all dumb. James Corbett recently put up a video about the state of Flouride in the US courts that is definitely worth a watch: https://open.substack.com/pub/corbettreport/p/winning-the-fluoride-fight-solutionswatch

Have an awesome summer weekend! Don't forget to get your boosters and mammogram before you enjoy your weekend poolside with lots of sunscreen, low fat and low sodium grasshoppers, and a nice cold glass of extra fluoridated water!

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Thanks friend! I struggled to find the funny in this lineup, not gonna lie.🤣🙈

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You killed it as always!

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I am so glad you write these pieces, Jenna! I always cheer when I see your newest offering in my In Box. Today, I not only cheered as I read, I laughed, and did a short victory dance (so much truth in one funny article!). You have a wonderful gift - thank you for using it for everyone's benefit!!!!

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I appreciate this comment more than you could know. :)

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Thanks for sharing. I will share with all my patients ( especially the sheeples). I appreciate your writing so very much…. And your courage to stand strong! Bless you!

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Bless you right back. 😊

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I came to the conclusion a while ago that if you just do the opposite of what the “experts” say, you’ll probably be on the right track. The most recent absurd thing I’ve seen is “Limiting time spent eating to an 8-hour window or less each day—a type of so-called intermittent fasting—was linked with a 91% increased risk of death from cardiovascular disease compared with eating throughout a 12- to 16-hour period, according to preliminary observational data presented at an American Heart Association….”

They really do think we’re stupid. Not to mention, do you think you’d ever see the headline “according to preliminary observational data, the Covid 19 injections cause sudden death and myriad other serious long-term illnesses….”

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They want us to eat ALL DAY EVERY DAY, preferably frosted mini wheats dipped in seed oils, maybe with some tarantulas sprinkled on top for fun! Grrrrrrr. (And they don't *think* we're stupid; they KNOW lots of us are. Not the ones here, but you know...)

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When I try to share information with the devoted jabs are good for you people, I get the response “ Anything can be found on the internet “ . I sometimes see cracks in their armour when the heavy increase of death and cancer around them just keeps climbing. I will not give up on trying to get them to open their eyes and I just want to thank you for hitting on topics with back up info to throw into their cracks. Plus the fact your substacks are very entertaining .

Thanks Jenna

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Jenna - 😂🤣😂. Needed these laughs.

I was able to finish the awakening process of a neighbor. She said she wasn’t going to get any more shots before I dropped my pics of the clots on her. So very encouraged to know I can assist in their awakening, but also heartbreaking. Her husband is a doc. Both of them and all three of her kids got the shots. I feel like I just helped make her world come crashing down on her. 😢

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I once had to tell a dear friend her husband was having an affair. (The woman contacted ME and said "you tell her or I will." I wish I were making this up.) You're just the messenger. She might be angry or hurt or disassociate (my friend did), but this isn't about her. You did the hard/right/noble thing. She's going to find out the truth eventually; maybe you saved their lives. (Just don't hold your breath waiting for the thank-you note...)

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If people get fat today they can win a miss beauty contest with or without a dongle!

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re that darned sun, 'A Midwestern Doctor' recently had this (highly recommend his writing): https://www.midwesterndoctor.com/p/dermatologys-disastrous-war-against?publication_id=748806&post_id=143772369&isFreemail=true&r=s2a35&triedRedirect=true

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Excellent. When the plandemic was going full steam, people were horrifically dying alone because they supposedly had something that showed up in a PCR test that the inventor said was NEVER to be used to for that purpose! There was another time people died alone. During the HIV scare. The SAME FILTHY LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT WAS IN CHARGE BOTH TIMES!

THIS FILTHY LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT IS ON A BOOK TOUR INSTEAD OF ROTTING IN A HELL HOLE PRISON LIKE THE JAN 6'ers WHO DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE THERE!

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I used to sell rope and have plenty left. He doesn't need fed for the rest of his life!

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How handy is that? Do you know any carpenters that can build gallows?

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Decorate the trees. Dope on a rope!

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😂

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Great summary, Jenna.

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This may interest you Jenna, relates well to your article... this was one of the most honest interviews I've ever seen... Andrew Brigden in the UK didn't hold back it seems...

Everything from toxic vax campaign to the morally and financially corrupt riddled parliament ... To threats and bribes thrown at him to shut up... To the fake money of paper currency...

Mostly I can't believe YouTube has allowed this to stay up... Either an accident ... Or this information is "allowed" now???

At 11 to 13 minutes... Truth about war with Russia

(Probably why US reaffirmed the "draft" for men and women the other day)

https://youtu.be/pidSG5nMkW8?si=qvQJISFBLn6TEOqc

Just amazed to see this in the public domain... Worth a watch, or even downloading in case it disappears?

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Brigden is a global treasure. Listening now. (Excellent point about WAR BONDS they're selling... now you pretty much owe people a war.)

Mysterious indeed how/why YouTube allows certain controversial (i.e. true) content but not others.

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I love YOU and your work! Thank you for being a truth agent in an upside world. You are making a difference for future generations.

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AS ARE YOU, WOMAN!!! (Guys, check her out if you haven't!)

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Thanks Jenna!!!! xoxo

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Is there a way that I can share this to my Facebook page?

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The little SHARE button has a Facebook option... but they'll probably bury/shadowban it... sigh...

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My brother just got a 3 day suspension but telling this might get a life sentence.

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hahahahahaha facts but also DUCK FACEBOOK.

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