I've made it through two paragraphs and a single cup of coffee and thank you already for the much needed laugh. The idiocy and foolishness of these lost humans is like watching slap-stick comedy.
The diabolical ones in the background pulling the levers have the worst supporting actors to be found.
What clowns!
Jenn, I pray protection over you and your family as you shine the Light in the darkness. Go girl!
So strange to 'connect' with someone on the Internet. I'll have to make my way to a FLCCC conference and introduce myself...I know you'll make me tinkle. :)
This had me snorting my coffee through my nose! Dang it, could ya put a warning label on these posts? I’m headed to the ER to make sure the caffeine in my mushroom coffee won’t give me Monkeypox! Thanks a lot!
Dang, I was hoping to beat you to the punch in writing this, Jenna. Except that the weather and climate have been quite unpredictable lately in Minnesota. One day it's cold, the next it's hot. I don't understand. 🥵🥶
Between my ugly sweaty hot flashes and the AM high-desert temps of the 40s in April, my climate change panic is off the charts. Not!
Your humor is ever-sharp! Thank you for bringing on the laughs and being your wonderful bad-ass warrior comedian author self, Jenna!! Excellent antidote to the excessive gloominess of the news.
I appreciate that! Let me know if it gets any likes or views? (FB buries substack links. If I post my kids or something benign, I get hundreds of comments and likes. Substack? Crickets.)
Well originally I was going to ask if smirks and bitter laughter release endorphins, but actually yesterday improved as it went along and by evening I was capable of a real smile again. I had a meeting with someone I won't identify and she's turning out to be a gem. There was a power outage here over a large area but she kept to her plans for the day. But she was thinking about life without reliable electricity, and I remarked that I think the CIA is conducting domestic terrorism against the U.S. population on a grand scale and I'm sure power outages are part of the plan. Her response was "The CIA *and* the FBI. Both of those huge organizations. They have to create chaos so they can control us." Then she went on to outline the steps in destabilizing a society in order to take control of it. She is fearless. What a wonderful thing it was, to get to talk in person with a super-intelligent, fearless person who is looking reality right in the face. Dang that was good!
Unfortunately, I will say, there's no shortage of fodder for satirical writing. Martin Luther used satire when writing about the abuses of the church-- selling indulgences (selling pardon for sin), for example.
Again, unfortunately, I say, you have plenty to choose from on this world that is operating more and more on sheer illogic.
Blessings to you as you satirically expose the illogicalness of the "unthoughtful" leaders and followers of today's world...😊
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that we can adjust the climate by sending more money to the UN - especially when China is opening, on average, two coal burning power plants per week. And they don't even try to capture their emissions. Climate change is apparently much more sun-made than man-made, considering that they're measuring global warming on Mars. There is no such thing as clean energy - it doesn't exist. At least, not yet. Wind power is a sick joke. I never thought I'd be recommending a Michael Moore film, but here is a must watch for everyone:
I thought you were joking but I looked it up. Fear not, it's just to "cure kitchen waste!" From the article: "On the outskirts of Jinan, capital of eastern Shandong province, a billion cockroaches are being fed with 50 tonnes of kitchen waste a day - the equivalent in weight to seven adult elephants."
And then there's this: “The essence of cockroach is good for curing oral and peptic ulcers, skin wounds and even stomach cancer,” said Wen Jianguo, manager of Gooddoctor’s cockroach facility. Researchers are also looking into using cockroach extract in beauty masks, diet pills and even hair-loss treatments.
Of course, diet pills! I mean, what AREN'T cockroaches good for? And the great thing is, they can survive Armageddon so when the cabal kills us all off, they can live in harmony together forever.
I've made it through two paragraphs and a single cup of coffee and thank you already for the much needed laugh. The idiocy and foolishness of these lost humans is like watching slap-stick comedy.
The diabolical ones in the background pulling the levers have the worst supporting actors to be found.
What clowns!
Jenn, I pray protection over you and your family as you shine the Light in the darkness. Go girl!
You have to laugh at this comedy we're unwittingly starring in, right? ;)
Without a doubt.
So strange to 'connect' with someone on the Internet. I'll have to make my way to a FLCCC conference and introduce myself...I know you'll make me tinkle. :)
I hear the next one won't be until next spring, but PLEASE COME! They're magical and I would love to make you tinkle! ;)
I sooooo want to be there next year. I hope it’s a drivable location for me and my sissy.
This had me snorting my coffee through my nose! Dang it, could ya put a warning label on these posts? I’m headed to the ER to make sure the caffeine in my mushroom coffee won’t give me Monkeypox! Thanks a lot!
So funny! I think I need to make myself a ‘Save the Earth… From Globalists’ tshirt.
I'd buy that! ;)
CCCHA-CHING. Has a nice ring to it. Like the sound the old cash registers used to make.
What’s “cash”?!
I think that was the idea..............;-)
Dang, I was hoping to beat you to the punch in writing this, Jenna. Except that the weather and climate have been quite unpredictable lately in Minnesota. One day it's cold, the next it's hot. I don't understand. 🥵🥶
“Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive "
Truer lies were never uttered. Funny stuff Jenna!
Thank you for the laughter Jenna, it truly is the best medicine for these crazy times!
Between my ugly sweaty hot flashes and the AM high-desert temps of the 40s in April, my climate change panic is off the charts. Not!
Your humor is ever-sharp! Thank you for bringing on the laughs and being your wonderful bad-ass warrior comedian author self, Jenna!! Excellent antidote to the excessive gloominess of the news.
Lmfao! Brilliant post! I am going to share this on Facebook!
Thanks again Jenna 🙏
I appreciate that! Let me know if it gets any likes or views? (FB buries substack links. If I post my kids or something benign, I get hundreds of comments and likes. Substack? Crickets.)
The Onion and The Babylon Bee might be perusing your latest satirical articles for material to crib.
But that's called plagiarism so...
Prolly won't happen. 😉
Someone tenured at Haaavaaad will happily “borrow.”
Hey Jenna,
Today sucks and I'm in a lousy mood, but you got a few smirks, a snort or two, and a chuckle out of me. Thanks!
That was my day yesterday! Keep smiling. It releases endorphins. :)
Well originally I was going to ask if smirks and bitter laughter release endorphins, but actually yesterday improved as it went along and by evening I was capable of a real smile again. I had a meeting with someone I won't identify and she's turning out to be a gem. There was a power outage here over a large area but she kept to her plans for the day. But she was thinking about life without reliable electricity, and I remarked that I think the CIA is conducting domestic terrorism against the U.S. population on a grand scale and I'm sure power outages are part of the plan. Her response was "The CIA *and* the FBI. Both of those huge organizations. They have to create chaos so they can control us." Then she went on to outline the steps in destabilizing a society in order to take control of it. She is fearless. What a wonderful thing it was, to get to talk in person with a super-intelligent, fearless person who is looking reality right in the face. Dang that was good!
Unfortunately, I will say, there's no shortage of fodder for satirical writing. Martin Luther used satire when writing about the abuses of the church-- selling indulgences (selling pardon for sin), for example.
Again, unfortunately, I say, you have plenty to choose from on this world that is operating more and more on sheer illogic.
Blessings to you as you satirically expose the illogicalness of the "unthoughtful" leaders and followers of today's world...😊
Do they call it 'Climate Change' because it keeps changing? (asking for a friend)
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that we can adjust the climate by sending more money to the UN - especially when China is opening, on average, two coal burning power plants per week. And they don't even try to capture their emissions. Climate change is apparently much more sun-made than man-made, considering that they're measuring global warming on Mars. There is no such thing as clean energy - it doesn't exist. At least, not yet. Wind power is a sick joke. I never thought I'd be recommending a Michael Moore film, but here is a must watch for everyone:
https://youtu.be/Zk11vI-7czE?si=S-7rjC3vytziEfmT
From the World Economic Forum's website: "Elsewhere in Sichuan, a company called Gooddoctor is rearing six billion cockroaches."
I thought you were joking but I looked it up. Fear not, it's just to "cure kitchen waste!" From the article: "On the outskirts of Jinan, capital of eastern Shandong province, a billion cockroaches are being fed with 50 tonnes of kitchen waste a day - the equivalent in weight to seven adult elephants."
And then there's this: “The essence of cockroach is good for curing oral and peptic ulcers, skin wounds and even stomach cancer,” said Wen Jianguo, manager of Gooddoctor’s cockroach facility. Researchers are also looking into using cockroach extract in beauty masks, diet pills and even hair-loss treatments.
Of course, diet pills! I mean, what AREN'T cockroaches good for? And the great thing is, they can survive Armageddon so when the cabal kills us all off, they can live in harmony together forever.
🤣🤣🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
My exwife didn't like waking up with cockroaches walking on her because she was too lazy to wash the dishes.
You got my day off to a delightful start! Best laugh I've had in a month of Sundays. Or, this week, at least. Willful Negates: brilliant!
Thanks Jenna!!! 💖🌺💖