Oh, Jenna, as soon as I read the phrase “birth giver,” I knew that your upbringing was chaos at best. Thank God for the sense of humor which apparently enabled your survival and with which you now speak truth to the world.
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, and your wit makes the worst palatable.
Oh, Jenna, as soon as I read the phrase “birth giver,” I knew that your upbringing was chaos at best. Thank God for the sense of humor which apparently enabled your survival and with which you now speak truth to the world.
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, and your wit makes the worst palatable.
In fairness to Mom, I didn't use birth-giver to be cold or cruel or heaven forbid, woke; I wanted to make it clear that she was my actual, biological mother and I am the fruit of her literal womb. (And I believe she probably *thought* she was helping me with that clever how-not-to-maybe-not-drown tip, as effed up as it was.) And thanks for the lovely compliment! I do love nothing more than making people smile. :)
Oh, Jenna, as soon as I read the phrase “birth giver,” I knew that your upbringing was chaos at best. Thank God for the sense of humor which apparently enabled your survival and with which you now speak truth to the world.
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, and your wit makes the worst palatable.
In fairness to Mom, I didn't use birth-giver to be cold or cruel or heaven forbid, woke; I wanted to make it clear that she was my actual, biological mother and I am the fruit of her literal womb. (And I believe she probably *thought* she was helping me with that clever how-not-to-maybe-not-drown tip, as effed up as it was.) And thanks for the lovely compliment! I do love nothing more than making people smile. :)
Isn’t Fruit of the Womb a brand of birthing parent underwear?
“Wokeness” did not even cross my mind, lol!
THANK GOD 🤣