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“Will we ever again trust anything we read or hear or even see with our own eyes?”

Nope. Never. Not going to happen. All the world’s a stage.

Be discerning. Especially of people you’ve known for most of your life that you once trusted. They too, may forsake you.

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This is a hard lesson but a valuable one. What you see & feel may not necessarily be the truth of the situation. Yes sissy you’ve extended grace way beyond the limits where I have grown old & crusty Discernment in ALL things these days.

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Amen sissy

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Does anybody think that farm-shopping picture even looks like her? Like, where's all the security? And when does she go out dressed in leggings?!!!!!

My theory is: OF COURSE IT'S JAB RELATED!!!!!!!

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And this one's gait is pretty spry. If this is her, she seems to be in great health - why can't she "come back to work" until maybe June??

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Solid point!💯👏

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Right?! The farm woman looks absolutely NOTHING like Kate. It’s ridiculous they’re even trying to pull it off, but after the last four years of being told not to believe our lying eyes, nothing surprises me anymore.

I hadn’t given any Kate conspiracies any thought at all until the obvious fake at the market. NOW I’m wondering what’s going on.

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Agree!!! NOTHING like her!!! And it's just more of an insult that "they" are trying to pull:

Elitist #1: "We don't even have to TRY to get an exact look-a-like. Most of the country actually believes Biden is running things! Hahahahahahahaha!"

Elitist #2: "And that he won the election! Hahahahahahahaha!"

Elitist #1: "And that Kamala is smarter than a fourth grader! Hahahahahahahaha!"

Elitist #2: "And that Trump is a racist demon! Hahahahahahahhaaha!"

Elitist #3: "And what about what we pulled with masks and the "pandemic"?"

Entire room erupts with raucous laughter......

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Leggings! Good point, I was staring at them thinking how stick insect her legs are and realising that's because we've literally never seen them like this before! I would like to think you may be right about the jab but we do know that Charles is refusing chemo for his cancer and the Queen used homeopathy, so presumably they wouldn't have had an experiment injected into their blue veins?

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Assuming Charles even has cancer? Could have been in power long enough to initiate climate change agenda, then pass baton to William to implement. Truth about Kate will garner sympathy, swaying public opinion enough to swallow some new “for the good of the earth/mankind” draconian what have you.

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If she was having any medical problems why would THEY just not report it? Unless it was a medical problem that is JAB related. Just my 2 cents.

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Totally agree! The weirdo, NOT “just-telling-us- updates” thing has bitten them in the butt before and here it is again. If they would be NORMAL, (oh. That’s not a thing anymore. I forgot.) WE wouldn’t be suspicious!

I think she is still “sick/incapacitated” in some way, like Jamie Fox was after his “medical issue”.

I think she had some sort of surgery/procedure because of the shots, and it did t go as smoothly as they expected.

Praying for her, now that I think about it.

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Thank you for the laughs! It’s getting harder to find laughter as my inbox fills up with dire warnings that we’re facing societal collapse, nuclear war, and eating bugs for dinner. (I’m really dreading eating bugs!)

“We know what AI is capable of.” That’s what makes their sloppy photoshops and not-even-close stand-ins so weird. It’s like they’re not even trying to be believable. Are “they” (the monarchy, the globalists, the “cabal”?) in a panicked, last-ditch effort to save themselves, or are they so confidant that they can lie - poorly and unashamedly - without caring if they’re found out?

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Trust me, I know! Daily I scan headlines thinking to myself, "how the hell could I make THAT funny?" Sometimes I just have to force myself to try...

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And you always do a great job! Brings some light, laughter and smiles to my day! This world is totally insane and I’m working on enjoying each day for what it’s worth. Nothing surprises me anymore and I trust no one and nothing. Thanks again Jenna!

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And thank YOU for taking the time to comment. Always a delight when I can delight. :)

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You succeed admirably x

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Societal collapse, nuclear war, and eating bugs, yet all of us agree eating bugs is the threat we worry about… if only we could all sit down and have a nice steak dinner and resolve our differences and maybe resolve the other two.

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I love your humor and writing style and this whole thing is absolutely nuts. However, even in my tin foil hat mind, I cannot fathom a clone when she has three children as witnesses to the situation. I think she’s definitely there, but something has happened that caused her to go into hiding for now. Perhaps she’s had the Stepford wife chip installed, but I hope she realizes that she has a lot of power and gains some control over her life.

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THIS! shines brightly your awesomeness. Thank you Jenna McCarthy.

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hysterical Jenna. Had to add this take ... also crying. 🤣

https://x.com/lissajostewart/status/1769692547356443032

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I AM ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣

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omg, that is perfect!!! love her.

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proDUCE that white woman!” Wiping tears… 🤣

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Dying laughing!!! 😂😆😂😆😂

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Oh my goodness I needed that laugh. I too have spent most of my life indifferent to the royal family, other than occasionally in a moment of weakness or boredom or staying up too late and allowing youtube to hypnotically lead me down some dark hole (with me barely squeaking out “why are you taking me here??). But, yes! I fell (ok, maybe I jumped) into the “where’s Kate” hole!! And so did some of my friends! It’s like we all got to close to the edge of an eroding cliff and one by one we’re dropping. I will happily send this off to them for their much needed laugh this morning. (My own thought process was: what kind of abdominal surgeries take a significant time to recovery from physically and/or emotionally? My friend said, hysterectomy. Sleuthing results: K had severe hyperemesis gravidarum with all 3 pregnancies. One cause of HG is gestational trophoblastic disease (tumors in the uterus, often not cancerous). One treatment is removal of uterus and sometimes more. To me, that would require a lengthy recovery physically, plus as a fellow woman, I’d say there would be some emotional/psychological issues to process as well. Certainly wouldn’t want that to be over analyzied/discussed etc in the public forum until I was good and ready. So that’s my best guess. But I admit I experienced that bangs issue when I was 15. Had to wet them and weight them down with bobby pins for a month while I slept…..

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Thanks for the comment and for sharing! To your point, it's easy to learn that she had HG in pregnancy. They could find some delicate way to say "hysterectomy" and be done with it! She could record a quick "see? it's me and I'm alive!" video. Somethin' ain't right...

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Yah, well, I can’t disagree…life is getting sad when one finds oneself oscillating between “it was a hysterectomy” and “she’s been cloned”. Your observation - “look what the last four years have done to us” — was sad, true and sobering. It reminded me of a recent conversation with my down to earth, rooted in logic big brother (dubbed Mr. Science by his kids); he seriously said “I’m starting to think that we really are living in a simulation”.

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Like I said, literally NOTHING surprises me anymore.🤷‍♀️

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I like to think that Kate is one of the few women in the entire royal village who would not put up with her prince husband cheating and took some time off to think about divorcing him. And I probably could explain to Jenna about the whole royal titles thing. Guess that's what comes of spending my high school years in an English all girls high school. Tea, anyone?

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I thought we got rid of all that confusing BS in 1776 but then we had our own Duke of dizzy installed to become the King of Dork.

Now the Kate thing? With all the things going on in this woke surgical world, could she now be a Karl?

We might check out voter sign up on this side of the pond but if we did she might have voted in every county in 2020.

But wait! There's more! We are getting all kind of new people crossing illegally, (ask Joe the King) and she might be running around with a Taxpayer funded gift card. I don't know why because the whole British bunch of blue blood inbreds is funded by a bunch of peasants that still have to work for a living! Aw Hell, I just realized we are no different here!

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“Karl” Middleton, I’m roaring 🤣🤣🤣🤣!

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exactly what I thought ... the cabal handlers need Kate to get on board the trans train for some f-ed up reason. But then perhaps even they know that would be a train too far.

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Apparently, though I don't know how to confirm, the Palace (hahaha!) said when they announced the "planned abdominal surgery" that she would be out until Easter. Did they? And yes I tend towards either something seriously wrong or a beauty re-do. And agree, nope, we'll never trust anything again - except our own finely honed and discerning sense of intuition. Working on it!

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(Haha, a bad bang haircut! Having suffered through several of those as a teen and young adult, there’s no doubt in my mind that’s what is going on! Get a wig, Kate! Wear a hat! That’s what I did, like 24/7!) But here’s the thing…if it’s absolutely nothing, then why doesn’t she just show her face, do a live interview, etc, and put this to rest? Why is the Palace allowing this nonsense to continue? In my mind, that’s the real question…

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I think it's pretty clear that it's NOT absolutely nothing at this point... I just can't decide if it's just them being stupid, or them thinking WE are stupid. Probably both?

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Or them just not caring! Obviously, at least to me, they are either unable or are unwilling to produce the future Queen. That alone is telling!

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I don't know what's happened to Kate. I try not to devote too much brain power to the subject because I know it's just a distraction from other probably far more important things that are going on in our current "World on Fire". What I have been wondering is why Kate still has her last name. Kate Middleton. After what, 10+ yrs of marriage? Does anyone remember what Diana or Fergie's maiden names were? 🤔

This is completely off topic, but honestly, I'm still processing something I just read in another substack comment section. In med schools, you're not allowed to call fallopian tunes that anymore. They are now "uterine tubes". Cuz apparently they were named after {{GASP}} A MAN! 🤯 I've known about "fallopian tubes" since I was in the 5th grade and never ONCE questioned why they were called that. And I STILL don't care, now that I know. 🥴

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Most in the press don’t use Middleton anymore, it’s typically princess Kate or princess Catherine… And I definitely know Diana Spencer… Can’t quite recall Fergie‘s last name! (if I thought about it for a minute I probably could but I’m tired🤣) And the fallopian tube thing is INSANITY. 🤡 🌎

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Was 'Fergie' not actually Sarah Ferguson?

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YES!!! And honest to God, as soon as I saw "Fergie" in your comment it hit me hahahaha!

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I guess my point was not really who remembers but that Diana "lost" her maiden name once she was married. Did the British press use "Fergie" or Princess Sarah? I dont remember. I just saw a DailyMail article that said "Kate Middleton". 🤷‍♀️ It's just weird to me.

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Kate Middleton and Tiffany Dover are hanging out together in that special neighborhood of the Afterlife reserved for people killed by the clot-shots aka spikeshots. They are snorting their martinis out their noses because they are laughing so hard at all the people who are fooled by their crappy "body doubles." They can't believe people are that dumb.

I swear on a box of kleenex that this is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

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And Damar Hamlin is serving those martinis!!! HAHAHAHA

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Thanks Jenna, for clearing all that "monarchy title" stuff up. I must confess- I don’t know who Kate is or even was, but I’m terribly sorry if something bad happened to her… or her mother. Maybe she’s just “on holiday” or something, but bad things do happen to good people, all the time, right? It’s just not fair. Is there some kind of petition, or march or protest, or facebook group, or something we could join? Has the WHO issued a statement? Was she even vaccinated? Should we mask up??? If this could happen to Kate, what hope do the rest of us have? I’m so confused…

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Thanks for the LOL! ;)

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not-knowing is the new smug…🤣🤣🤣. Im waaaaaay before my time.

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