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Dr. Raleigh Phillips's avatar

You can’t hide anything from your mom 👩 she already knows!

David Baldwin's avatar

And when you did something bad, she knew about it BEFORE you got home! Those parents during the 50's-70's knew who you were and called your parents immediately! Give me those olden days back again!

Dr. Molly Rutherford's avatar

I mean to be fair, it's easy with teens. I called my mom from a party in high school to tell her I would be late. She said "where are you?" I put my hand over the speaker and yelled "where am I?" She said "get your ass home now."

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

😂😂😂

Double Mc's avatar

Yup. to this day I don't know who squealed, but by time I got home (seven minute walk), Mom knew I'd been kissing a boy behind a barn.

David Baldwin's avatar

It was a GOOD THING that you were only kissing. I was playing "spin the bottle" with 4 boys and 4 girls and was tattled on.

Dr. Molly Rutherford's avatar

So true lol. I never got away with any of my lies. Teenagers are so stupid. I am very unhappy that my mother gave me that curse...to have a child just like me.

John Wright's avatar

Children! It's just like being re-incarnated! Dang little troublemaker teenagers!

Vee's avatar

lol this is definitely Scooby Doo land. Would anyone be surprised if there were FBI informants involved in this operation to influnce this teenage landscaper gone rogue and the other recruits?

Tim Pallies's avatar

"teenage landscaper gone rogue" Netflix will get 2 or 3 seasons out of this idea.

Jim Moore's avatar

Anyone see Ray Epps lately? 🧐

Doug's avatar

That was my thought when I first heard about this. It's a notorious FBI tactic: recruit, encourage, enable, arrest. Take credit for foiling a plot they enabled. Like McVeigh and OKC (with the help of SPLC) - except they didn't pre-wire a building on the inside with this one...

Yeah, I listen to James Corbett...

SteveO's avatar

Me thinks this is way overblown. That it is being sensationalized based on who they are saying is involved. And I think that there were/are much more sophisticated attempts thwarted that probably include the Mossad, Mi5/6 and others. The one described appears to be amateur night. We overpay the 3 letter agencies they are incompetent at best. And we need to dismantle all of them. They are pretty much useless. Sorry I am disgusted with them and the majority of the government. I do appreciate the President though. God Bless America.

FLGenX's avatar

I agree. If the poll had included “The Narrative” as a choice, I would’ve picked that.

SteveO's avatar

I think you have the better take. "The Narrative" that is all that they do. It is ridiculous and you can see right through their false statements. Patterns all day everyday.

The Great Santini's avatar

I so wanted to click the Babylon Bee, but Mom won out.

Pat Wetzel's avatar

I succumbed to the Bee. Just had to do it!

Jpeach's avatar

(some) Mom’s are the Best! The FBI and Secret Service, not so much.

John (jc) Comeau's avatar

If I were a betting man, I'd wager at least one of the "co-conspirators" was an FBI agent or asset, attempting to steer the retards towards headline-grabbing mayhem. That's what they do.

FLGenX's avatar

🎯💯

Marlene Swann's avatar

I’m wondering who she notified? FBI? Secret Service? Sounds like she could have handled it equally well by grounding her kid and taking away his internet privileges…. Wow. What are our children LEARNING? Covert operations are the best way to handle growing frustration with the gov’t. Good job, educators.

Dave's avatar

Mums the word :)

The Great Santini's avatar

Now for the serious question. How many Iranian, Chinese, and/or Cartel sleeper cells do you think are out there and what, if anything, are our security agencies doing about them. And, no, I am not arguing that we should suspend our Constitution to go after them.

Meanwhile yesterday the Obamites were taking a victory lap about DACA. In case you missed it, the leader of this little folly was imported under DACA. Pretty clear indication of where they stand on the whole national security issue. And the still can’t keep Joe from wandering around the stage.

Sir Tom of Northfield's avatar

"Working for the government" means you couldn't get hired anywhere else. The best we can hope for is maybe being lucky.

KatWarrior's avatar

Kudos to mama bear!

One cannot underestimate the mental instability. Period!

I took a much needed break from “reality” and just returned to the clown shite show, LA.

Welcome back, Kat! The shite show resumes.

Pastor Mike's avatar

And here you have your first "follow me for stupid parenting life hacks" clue. Giving a 19-year-old enough graduation money to purchase an alarming cache of guns, ammo, body armor, and tactical gear. The last time I checked, a Daniel Defense AR alone starts at over $2k and goes up wildly from there. Just 1 gun.

Thomas G. Ahlers's avatar

The Mom for sure. I hope she gets at least the Buick sized bouquet! PS. Jenna, a seriously LOL hilarious piece!

Phxrising8's avatar

Give Mom a Nobel Peace Prize!

SteveO's avatar

But then Donald would want it. LOL

Pastor Mike's avatar

Now if we could just get the ToTally oRganic ICE protesters, not at all coordinated, "Signal Chatters" in Minnesota jailed.

Roberta Stack's avatar

It always goes back to the Moms. She’s a hero. Hilarious post on such a grim plot.