"Missing Minute" of Video Footage Found in New Epstein File Dump

But trust them, there's no list, Epstein definitely killed himself, and there's still Nothing to See Here™

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The Epstein circus has officially entered its three-ring phase, and it’s sort of making that whole ding-dong-the-Cheeto-is-dead business look sane. This week, Republican and Democratic lawmakers heard emotional, closed-door testimony from six survivors of Epstein’s abuse (two who had never spoken publicly before) and apparently it was a gut-wrencher.

Nancy Mace, herself a sexual assault survivor, left the hearing in tears. And Anna Paulina Luna did not mince words. “This is a lot bigger than anyone anticipated,” she warned, before dropping what can only be described as a political pipe bomb: “There are some rich and powerful people who need to go to jail. It’s also very much so a possibility that Jeffrey Epstein was an intelligence asset working for our adversaries… the question we have is how much did our own government know about it.”