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Laura Kasner's avatar

Is it just me, or does it look to you like she actually presented her “sweet-ass fur boots” to be set on fire?

Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Agree Laura Kasner ….. staged.

Juju's avatar

Yes! Clearly staged and they ALL were in on it. And paid to do it. And that dude is no MAGA, he looks too soft and cucky.

This was a case of approaching someone and saying “hey, wanna make a quick $1,000? $500 now to wear this hat and do this and that, and $500 after we bail you out if you hold your tongue. Deal?”

Either that, or they worked hand in hand with Antifa or other extremist organizations to orchestrate this in their desperation to win back control. That’s the most likely scenario.

We recognize our own. It’s not him. LOL

KatWarrior's avatar

YEP! Oh PLEEEASE keep doing this you fake, bought and paid for (by Soros?!) dime store journalists. I beg of you to keep being braindead morons because it's working!!!! Big problem, though. Even the sleepy ones are't buying what you're selling any longer.

Case in point: The REPUBLICANS in the Communist Republic of Cali are out fundraising the Blue Checks by a country mile! Read that and let it sink in for a minute!

Thanks for the memories...

Tonee norman's avatar

Kat,what does that mean? “Fundraising the blue checks”. Sorry for my ignorance. Even though I live in California (as disappointed as I am in its policies,I still have hope) I live in a bit of a bucolic bubble and don’t see any “fundraising “, yet.

Thank you.

KatWarrior's avatar

The Blue Checks are the DemonCrats. They are in real peril leading up to the primary and midterms.

Recommended reading- Covid and Coffee- read March 4th.

Valerie's avatar

Also agree. This whole thing is very stupid.

Ron Canyon's avatar

Perhaps if the ‘alleged’ MAGA hat wearing nincompoop was wielding a sledge hammer instead of a disposable lighter, the victim wouldn’t have been so accommodating?

Janet's avatar

Good grief. I’ll go back to my bird count on the deck now. 5 juncos so far. Every day the day I shut off ALL msm fake journalism forever was one of my best mental health choices I ever made in my long life. 6 years now but for the painful moments my husband listens to NPR on the car radio. Seething is not good for me.

Someone else's avatar

Agreed! I shut it off in 1990, and couldn’t be happier about that choice. It’s been an interesting journey turning to other sources. Couldn’t be happier that Jennasside came along.

Donna in MO's avatar

I'll take your 5 juncos and raise it to 5 juncos, a morning dove, 2 squirrels and 2 cats at the window making chirping sounds at them, lol.

Grateful non-censoring substack came along!

Janet's avatar

🤣🤣🤣. I didn’t include the squirrels, Donna . I hardly get cats at the deck door anymore. They get chicken scraps out the back door. 🤔🙄. Agreed, I found Substack at a very low time for me during Covid jab crazeee. Coffee n Covid was my first one. A lifeline to sanity—all of them. Jeff and Jenna—my 2 favs.

Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Gave up on msm 10 years ago.

No radio for me, just my Spotify with 500+ real music when driving.

Mike Lee's avatar

I subscribe to two major fish wrappers. "Know thine enemy".

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

So do I. It's painful to click "renew" but it's essential. (You can't mock the NYT and WaPo if you don't know what they're saying!)

Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Agree with both of you.

I've never subscribed, but read excerpts from Substacks such as yours.

Yeah, it's a free ride, but I might pull my hair out if I actually read those rags...

Call it sanity.

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

I share your MLS — Married to a Liberal Spouse. For the record, decades ago, when I married him, he was most certainly not a liberal. He’s now completely off the reservation.

He was also holistic and crunchy when crunchy wasn’t cool.

Now he adores Anthony “I AM the Science” Fauci.

Just this morning I told him abt a friend’s daughter 30, a newlywed who was trying to start a family, who died of turbo cancer.

He asked what turbo cancer means.

I don’t think I even know another person who hasn’t heard the term. It took a second to register.

I rarely have to endure NPR but I’m forced to endure CNN and (ugh!) Christianne Amanpour almost nightly.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

OMGGGGGGGGG how do you do it tho????????????????

SHug's avatar

I'm deeply sorry KC. I hope he treats you wonderfully in other ways since you can't have sincere discussions with him. What happened to take him from crunchy to sitting at the feet of Fauci? The plandemic must have broken his brain? I don't know if I could live with someone so deliberately obtuse, because at this point, that has to be deliberate.

You have my sincere best wishes and deepest sympathies.

Cindi's avatar

IDK KC’s vintage but I’m 67 & a lot of the crunchy tree huggers of the 60s who derided & protested against “The Man” have turned into “The Man” - I.e. look at the decrepit fossils in the House & Senate. And virtually every single one loving Fauxi & all for the jabs. It’s been astonishing to me as a boomer myself how many boomers turned into into intolerant asshat sheep.

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

"IDK about you guys(strikeout) people, but if some psychopath who’s been screaming obscenities in my face drops to his feet and fires up a lighter right next to my sweet-ass fur boots, I am not just going to stand there."... I would be fielding offers this morning from the U.S. Soccer Team for the head kick he would get... This was so staged that it should be playing at a theater on 5th Ave...

Question: Has the purported "victim " pressed charges?

Btw... I chose "*combo/unsure/other", because the real crime is the bare-faced bullshit of the media, along with the apparent ignorance and gullibility of the American public.

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

I would have smashed his face with my boot as well and stole his lighter.

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

I like the way you think! ;)

Skenny's avatar

Teresa/Anthony: Get a room. 😂

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

I don't think Teresa's husband would appreciate that... so instead we'll find someone wearing bad-ass furry boots that we can set on fire with a stolen lighter... ;)

Skenny's avatar

That pitch may have gotten by some, Anthony, but you swatted it into the bleachers. 😁

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

And, Skenny, since you started this train of thought, I expect you to accompany us to film-document the entire sordid affair... and post bail! 😂😂😂~

Valerie's avatar

Doesn’t this feel an awful lot like the ilhan Omar attack with vinegar? 😂

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Now that you mention it, it does indeed!... One has to give them credit for the comedy, whether intended or not... 😂 😂 😂~

Valerie's avatar

We should have a new verb to describe it ‘smolletting’, lol

Cindi's avatar

Yeah, that raaaaacist story disappeared very quickly!

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

I was thinking it was an ideal chance to kick him in his (possibly prosthetic) gonads.

Problem solved. Sweet-ass boots saved.

Cindi's avatar

If one can wear a prosthetic butthole, there are surely prosthetic gonads. I remember the days when rockstars shoved socks down their pants to “enhance the package”. Probably in a lot of cases, that WAS the package 😂

MartyB's avatar

Kinda looks like she was putting her best foot forward from the pic.

BTW, my day almost ended at “prosthetic butthole.”

No, I didn’t look it up. And I will likely avoid Amanda Seifried references for the rest of my days (chortle).

Daryce Morris's avatar

God I loved me a good amnesia/evil twin story line as a teenager watching General Hospital

🌱Nard🙏's avatar

Or One Life to Live…they jumped the shark EVERY TIME!

Cindi's avatar

Ryan’s Hope & All My Children for me w/ some Dark Shadows thrown in

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

OMG my sister and I were just talking about that... we would RACE home to catch GH. I do not watch TV but a few years ago my daughters got me sucked into Jane the Virgin. Absolutely hilarious spoof! Brought back the good 'ole days... ;)

Daryce Morris's avatar

Me typing “where to watch Jane the Virgin”

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Do it! You won’t regret it! (*results not guaranteed, void where prohibited)

Patti F's avatar

Days of Our Lives here.

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

Did y’all call it Lays of Our Wives? We did.

Patti F's avatar

Nope. Never even heard that until now!

SHug's avatar

We had 'All My Illegitimate Children', 'As the Stomach Turns', General Horses*it', 'Cryin's Dope' and 'Dives in the Lies'. There may have been one or two more. My oldest sister was hooked on all of them (while feeding/bouncing a baby) and would switch channels during commercials to catch the other one. The other sister & I were generally exposed through her obsession so we at least knew the main characters and story lines.

Heather B's avatar

My boots would have kicked the sh*t out of that idiot. "These boots are made for walking and...one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you." Can't believe anyone believes this was a real incident. Smollett 2.0.

David Baldwin's avatar

I think you nailed it when you said, "(Do Democrats even realize that all they have to do to destroy conservatism is don a MAGA hat and film themselves, well, being themselves? I won’t tell them if you won’t!)" Fortunately, most of us see right through this. Unfortunately, it won't work the other way, i.e. don a radical hat and do something stupid (contrived).

🌱Nard🙏's avatar

“Two bottom-feeding clout goblins…”

I. Can’t. Even.

Pen. Meet paper. Jotting down that perfect piece of perfection to whip out at future conventions, conferences, and cocktail parties.

Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

That 1st picture...

About as stoned as you can be.

Judith's avatar

Yep!

Skenny's avatar

For some reason, I am unwilling to click on the Amanda Seyfried link. And I think I'll be OK, moving on to the future without ever doing so. 😄

FLGenX's avatar

When I read that I yelled WHAT??!! and scared the dog. Yes I clicked 🤦🏻‍♀️ but the site was going to put cookies on my phone and I do not need that in my life. Guess I’ll never know about Amanda Seyfried’s prosthetic butthole.

Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

I didn't click on link...

Claudia's avatar

It stinks bad. I’m seriously concerned for the lack of discernment or mental clarity/stability where people find this in any way credible.

The noise MEDIA - is the blame

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Too many clowns in clown world. 🤡🤣

Jeff Johnson's avatar

The option of "I don't care" was omitted. Just an oversight I'm sure.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

That's what "other" is for, my friend! Your vote has been recorded. ;)

Marlene Swann's avatar

“(As she stood there patiently while Barney Fife reincarnate filmed the whole thing, strangely.)” Gave the whole game away right there, Jenna! Strangely, my eyeballs!! Wow. They are trolling bottom feeders for sure.

Doug's avatar

Anybody attempting to ignite my footwear would receive a hefty kick in the face. Whoever is standing there allowing this to happen is in on the job - whatever the job is. Click bait for retards appears to be the job in this case.

Jeff Lebowski's avatar

Total fabricated clickbait, aided and abetted by the braindead useful idiot media, eager for any “human interest” story featuring a red hat. My reaction? Yawn 🥱