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KimD's avatar

You left out attacking “toxic masculinity”. The men in this country came out in force. I believe it was multifaceted. Men “traditionally” are the protectors and providers. Those things were being threatened by the left.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

👏👏👏

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Jrod's avatar

Hear hear! I’m hoping Kimmel won’t figure it out either.

I’ll see your square pegs in round holes illustration and raise you a Candyland. Sweet baby jeebus is that game ever torture to play. I used to load the deck just so my daughter could win in like 5 cards. Then the game just disappeared one day. Funny that.

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Janet's avatar

🤣How about an hour or more of “The Gilligan’s Island” board game. I was tempted to add a couple of cards saying”. “The cast-always are rescued by the US Coastguard and sent HOME”. So glad. So sad the games over. Or “Pinatubo Volcano Erupts—Island disappears”. Now, that’s a game changer. Cannibals? Kimmel is an unfunny cretin.

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RANDALL R NORTON's avatar

I love your perspectives and ideas on board games!!

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Lkweaver's avatar

My then 8 yr old granddaughter beat me at that repeatedly and I didn’t stack the desk! She loved it

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Penny North's avatar

😂

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

He won't.

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CuiBono?'s avatar

😂😂😂

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St. Alia the Knife's avatar

Thanks Jenna! I know you mentioned national security, but I think it's worth spelling out that all their top "leaders" kept insisting that the border was "secure" when literally anyone could see from the widely available footage that was a whopper of a lie.

They also could not have picked a much worse candidate than Kamala "Wait, the test is TODAY?" Harris. The idea that she is still the best they have (or are willing to) offer makes the mind wobble.

Have a blessed Good Friday!

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Juju's avatar

Kamala had to take literally a two full week sabbatical just to prepare for an intellectual debate, and couldn’t do anything else simultaneously. Can you imagine how slow things would be progressing with tariff negotiations with a wing-nut like that? Or anything else to run a government. If that wasn’t the surest sign she was a puppet nothing was.

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Tim Pallies's avatar

If I may add to your list, the Dems didn't help themselves by rigging, in various ways, their own primaries for AT LEAST the last three presidential election cycles.

Why so little trust of their own people?

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djean111's avatar

Oh, hey, Bernie and AOC are really gonna bring the win next time! You'll see! I do actually wonder which Dem they are working up to shilling and sheepherding for.

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Janet's avatar

Which one is impeachment insurance for the other? Informed citizen wants to know.

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Tom from WNY's avatar

They will run either Newscum or Hokel with one of them.

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djean111's avatar

Yeah, ruining an entire huge once-prosperous state is an asset to the Dem mindset, methinks. It is the hair that counts. I would think, though, that the clips of Newsome acting bizarrely cheerful and sharing notes with the governor of Hawaii over what a gift the fire was would be played nonstop. Wouldn't bother Dems, though, come to think of it. BTW, I am not a Republican, I just was a lifelong Dem until I started noticing skeevy things.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

Are Hochul and Whitmer twin sisters? Or is one of them actually the governor of two states at the same time? Asking for a friend.

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RANDALL R NORTON's avatar

Twins!! Too funny! But NOT funny having Whitmer running Michigan. So sad that our great state has lost thousands of residents who moved out.

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Janet's avatar

I’m sure you are heading in the right direction, Tom. Newscums fine record in California will do the trick, eh?

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Tom from WNY's avatar

Hokel (though I often call her a much less family friendly name) is doing her best to run NYS in to the ground as well. Out Progressive posturing Newscum when she can.

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David Nelson's avatar

He simply _has_ to run for President; where he's at, there's not going to be anything left to "govern" in a few more minutes.

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djean111's avatar

I don't know why Bernie would be impeached? Hey, I was an original Bernie Bro, and I had to admit that making stirring speeches was not actually getting legislation passed. He sells a lot of books, that's all. Can't get impeached just because he buckled and then truckled to the DNC. AOC? Seemed a scam from the start.

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RANDALL R NORTON's avatar

Did you ever see/watch the explanation of how AOC was originally identified as someone who could be "made" into a politician? She went thru a "cattle call". She looked good - could speak well enough (and training helped) - and did I say, She Looked Good! They provided some clothes and coaching and before you know it, she believed she was becoming a star. And also, she was told DON'T EVER forget to wear that red lipstick! "This is how we do it!"

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djean111's avatar

I didn't know all of that, but it sounds correct to me. I can still remember how she danced sarcastically in front of her disillusioned supporters when they complained. She danced like she knew her supporters were not relevant in any way to her career now.

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Janet's avatar

I was on to him when he bloviated every Friday while I listened to Air America around 2006. Yes, his message never changed but as an independent, he didn’t have to do much about it. He’s spoiled and a broken record. I’m sure there is something there. But I doubt he would win anyway. DNC only looks at him in utter desperation. The coalition that would trail after him —yikes.

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Karen Bandy's avatar

Last time Oregon had a republican governor was 1987! 🙄 Almost 10 presidential election cycles, that can’t be true can it? 🥴

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djean111's avatar

Another "celebrity" who believes celebrities are relevant to, well, anything at all. What a padded bubble to live in! Kimmel is like Clooney and DeNiro's sadly slow second cousin. Yeah, people vote based on comedians. Sure, little buddy. What is astounding is that he has had time to reflect on the election, and this is what he came up with. I have not watched a late night baboon (tm Emil C.) since Colbert started mewling like a baby with a full diaper and walked out on his derailed Hillary "victory" celebration. That is still sort of delicious.

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Jeff Johnson's avatar

When I read what he said about losing the election, I thought the same thing you mention here, that here we are 5 months since the election, and this is the depth of thought from this mental midget. Honestly, it's symbolic of the entire Demoncratic party.

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Janet's avatar

Comedians are often very disturbed people inside. Kimmel is showing us his insides.

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Jeff Johnson's avatar

It's sad to watch, isn't it?

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David Nelson's avatar

Jeff, I'm with you: it's just so, so, very sad... but you have to admit in kinda side-splitting and hilarious ways with no seeming end in sight... but sad, for sure.

Quick, please, someone, write a Tony-winning musical and get filthy based on this sadness: "Three Blind Mice." (Hillary, Joe, Kamala, played by singing versions of Moe,Larry,Curly).

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

They're in the denial stage, still. I don't know when "acceptance" will come, if ever.

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

In a time when people hate celebrities more than at any other time in my entire life (I'm 61), it's indeed completely delusional to believe that any celebrity can influence anyone about anything.

Harris spent millions trying to get us to listen to Beyonce and Taylor Swift.

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djean111's avatar

Even funnier, Beyonce and Swift are actual oligarchs.

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

They're actually under complete control by the oligarchy class, they are nothing more than dancing monkeys. But yeah, they have more money than most of us can even imagine. However, they aren't free.

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Evelyne's avatar

What about Oprah? She paid her for some sort of influencer interview, too!

Hell! She can’t even win people over with McDonalds or a bag of Doritos! Absolutely no personality whatsoever ~ In addition to being absolutely CLUELESS how to Govern the Nation!

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djean111's avatar

A ridiculous number of years ago - I was not in the office because I was sick, decided to watch the new Oprah show I had heard about. . I lived in the middle of Illinois at the time, Oprah was on WGN.. So - the show was billed as helping parents whose kids skipped school. Guests were a pretty uniform line-up of black single mothers, all looking a bit awed to be there, getting help. Oprah turned to them and told them the truancy was all their fault, they were lousy mothers. The ladies looked gob smacked, then some started to cry, and one of them said this was not what they were told would happen when they were approached about being on the show. Oprah, who had no idea what it is like to be a poor single mom, just sort of smirked. Ever since then, I have considered her a soulless parasite who would sell out anybody for money or views. Yep, Oprah's company got a hefty fee from Harris, and Oprah got views. At least she rolled her eyes at Kamala's appalling performance. That's how opportunistic she was about the whole thing. Like Beyonce talking for a few minutes and casually strolling off.

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Evelyne's avatar

WOW!!! That story (now that my eyes have been opened) doesn’t surprise me whatsoever. When it first came on I used to enjoy the Oprah show…she seemed to want to ‘make a difference’ to BENEFIT humanity (or at least that was the facade). That was a few decades ago. She was associated with Dr Phil at the time, I think?

Anywho ~ Small wonder THAT particular show wasn’t aired everywhere across the nation (or was it??)… because that’d readily show her true colors!

(Pun intended from “The Color Purple”)

I think as Hollyweird gets more and more exposure for what a selfish and dark “club” it is, people won’t continue to hold their admiration for these folks. (Just PLEEEEEZE don’t ruin my deep admiration for Sean Connery! I just couldn’t take it!!!) 🤣😂😅

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djean111's avatar

At the time, Oprah just had a local Chicago daytime show on WGN. So not nationwide.

I don't know anything about Sean Connery at all! And I remember seeing the first James Bond movie in a theater when I was maybe 20. That's a long time to not know anything about him. Not really interested in celebrity private lives unless they think that their celebrity status entitles them to tell other folks what to do. When a person's claim to fame is getting paid to say stuff that someone else wrote, in a meaningful manner, that is not really a person I would take advice from. I belong to the Ricky Gervais school of celebrity observations.

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David Nelson's avatar

Sorry, didn't catch that, Taylor who?

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Evelyne's avatar

I’m still not certain I could pick her out of a lineup quite frankly! I remember a meme (if indeed same celebrity?) that she sings songs about making poor choices in men…. and yet she’s choosing Biden! It’s not as funny the way I’m describing it, but it tickled my funnybone at the time!

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Jpeach's avatar

Liberals fell for the very effective Neo Marxist propaganda of the Global Communists. The real Global Communist agenda is impossible to sell to the masses without slick propaganda. DEI, Open Borders, Save Democracy, Victim/Opressor, Climate Change, Domestic Terrorism, etc.. My liberal friends and family are psychologically damaged.

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djean111's avatar

Don't forget all the money and effort they expended on Trump Derangement Syndrome. Aside from hating Trump personally, because Poor Hillary, the Dems have always believed the way to get their way and derail a country or a movement or a political party is to violently attack the leader. After Occupy Wall Street turned Obama's request for an endorsement down, anyone the Dems considered an OWS leader was harassed by the police or FBI, if I recall correctly, and Dems really were upset that there was not one leader at the forefront that they could attack. So they went for harassment and false flags.

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Jpeach's avatar

You’re 100% correct. The brain washing of liberals began with the TDS pandemic. No vax for that.

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David Nelson's avatar

No, they were serving Kool-Aid in that line.

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Janet's avatar

would some Lefty aim a gun at utter crooked banksters who destroyed so many lives back then? Naw. Obama never even aimed a jail cell at them, let alone a perp walk. They are bloodthirsty now.

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Jpeach's avatar

I forgot the most effective Propaganda narrative, Covid and mRnA vaccines.

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Vee's avatar

Happy Friday everyone! Jimmy Kimmel is also one of the mainstream media swamp creatures that denigrated the unvaxxed because we refused to comply by taking an experimental shot, while also calling for the unvaxxed to be depriortized for hospital care. He still has a job because he catered to his masters.

I am here as always with this reminder: Trump didn't win the election because Trump was selected, not elected. He pushed the death jabs, locked down the country, and has yet to redeem himself for maiming and killing millions of Americans with the "beautiful vaccines". You can't have fair elections in a country where electronic voting machines are rigged.

The plandemic and the ongoing democide via the clot shots is not a partisan issue. It's not left versus right, democrats versus republican, blue versus red, liberal versus conservative, libtard versus rednecks. It's us versus them and the them are the psychopathic ruling class that seek to dominate and rule us. This has been the case for centuries. They continue to gain more wealth and power while they successfully distract and divide us.

Don't look behind you, but focus on the circus! Don't talk about the plandemic and definitely don't talk about the clot shots. ANYTHING BUT THE CLOT SHOTS!!!

The deafening silence should be a red flag for everyone! Covid isn't over until there is justice and accountability. The controllers would love for us to think that covid is over and to just forget about it, but we will never forget this attack on humanity. Don't stop talking about it and keep the issue as relevant as ever.

Aaaand off my soap box. Have a great weekend everyone!

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djean111's avatar

Totally agree. The summer before the election, Biden created his own little Covid group (with Zeke Emanuel, scary!) not for the purpose of helping with Covid, but just for political anti-Trump purposes. Which is why we had the nauseating spectacle of seeing Maddow look intently into the camera (always nauseating, come to think of it) before the election and say something like she would not take any vaccine that Trump recommended, and then, after the election, looked intently into the camera and said the shot means you cannot get or give Covid. Same jab. But - a lot of people sure fell for that. And I use the word vaccine loosely, sorry.

All of that posturing was one of the many reasons I decided nope from the start.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I know, Vee. I know. 😉🫶

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Vee's avatar

🤣🤣 That's the same thing my 3 and 5 year olds said to me this morning after I told them that calling people mean is mean.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

He, Sean Penn, Noam Chomsky, Howard Stern, and a plethora of others showed their true stripes when it comes to their sense of humanity. Just, wow. I kept records of all of it. It will follow them around forever. They all wanted us dead - killed slowly, in Chomsky's case - for refusing an experimental vaccine for a coronavirus - which is a cold - which we USED TO know couldn't have a vaccine developed for it (because of quick mutation).

They not only proved themselves to be sociopaths (IMHO) but also clueless. Why be stupid enough to say stuff like that even if you are sick enough to think it?

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David Nelson's avatar

Mary Rose,

You're spot on: viruses mutate too quickly...

"Hey, gang! Let's you and me make a vaccine that mutates TOO! That'll be swell!"

--"But will it work?"

"Doesn't matter; we'll get one of those whatchacallit 'waiver' things, and a 'carte blank' against lawsuits too!"

--"Swell! Let's go!"

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Vee's avatar

Exactly! I recognized early on that Chomsky was all talk when he outright refused to look deeper into 9/11. The same can be said for a lot of people who claim to seek the truth.

It's unbelievable and disheartening to see how many people from the so-called anti-establishment pushed the narrative to get poisoned. Even now with so many people supposedly waking up.... many are still falling back into the trap of the false left right paradigm. It's unfortunate, but I truly believe that this will change very shortly.

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

I remember seeing a montage of all of the above, and their "expert" opinions.

I don't believe any of them have walked it back...

Once an idiot...

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Charles Summers's avatar

You’re right on the money! All these so-called, and self-proclaimed “entertainers” believe that their opinions can actually influence a non-comatose audience. So naturally they believe that spats among the inbred are important.

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LAURA LEE's avatar

Every day I wake up in hopes that the crazy train in clown world will be leaving the station. *sigh

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David Nelson's avatar

..."the crazy train in clown world"...

caught me off-guard, and I think it did myself a little mischief.

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

What can you expect from the same Woke Jacobin Marxists who have put ol' Bernie Panders back up on the hawking stage? Talk about comedy: He and AOC (millionaires on $150 a year salaries) are preaching against oligarchy in their traveling comedy show. Millions of gullible (meaning stuck on CNN and Rachel Madcow/MSDNC) are listening and cheering. Lots of furries, shaved heads, pierced eyebrows, blue/purple hair, and disfigured bodies in attendance, listening to the old grampaw who makes bank off big pharma and the weapons industry. Does it get any funnier?

Libtards are a walking parody of themselves.

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David Nelson's avatar

"Libtards are a walking parody of themselves.

Putzes on Parade.

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Carolyn's avatar

Very very good! It is just amazing that these people have lost the little bit of common sense and thinking abilities that we are born with. None so blind as those who refuse to see..blind leading the blind both fall into the ditch

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David Nelson's avatar

Carolyn, they didn't "lose" it really; they loudly and publicly disdained and disowned it, and then spit in its eye.

As long as the clown train [thanks, Laura Lee] was delivering the gravy on-schedule, the bread-and-circuses types were willing to go along with the looney-tunes logic that replaced it, but the wheels of crazy trains have some time, and without c.s. who's there to put them back on? ("Give the ROOF a chance to have them this time.")

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Curtis's avatar

This is possibly the most ridiculous thing they've said, and there's a lot of competition! The only reason any comedians ever got canceled was if they didn't hate Trump enough.....

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🎯

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David Nelson's avatar

I don't think the Left has even grasped that it was Dave Chappelle who canceled them...

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

It's an interestind conunundrum to investigate. I wonder how Kimmel and Carolla get along these days. Is there a list of verboten topics? I hope they are still friends as it would mean there is still hope.

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Anthony S.'s avatar

It definitely wasn't things like Martha Raddatz saying "The incidents were limited to a handful of apartment complexes."

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🎯🤦‍♀️

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Isabel's avatar

Guilty… former Dem here. For me, it was the Covid mandates fiasco and the censoring of early treatment and courageous doctors (Kory, Marik et al) that opened my eyes (my body my choice! Ooops! Just kidding!). Now I’m embarrassed that I didn’t see through this clown show sooner.🥺

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

👏👏👏 better late than never!😉

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

If you ever want to test yourself to see if you can quit cussing, step on a Lego with your bare foot.

😂😂😂😂

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Hahahahaha FOR REAL.

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David Nelson's avatar

The floors of cafeterias in Super-Max prisons should be carpeted with them...

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