I am constantly asked "oh are you *still* going on about that?" and told "you really need to move on now". Well yes, I *am* still "going on" about it. And no, I *will not* be moving on until I see people going to jail. It was the most egregious and disgusting crime against humanity in our lifetimes and I'm glad to see Jenna not letting it go either.
I have COVID stickers featuring Fauci the fraud and more I downloaded from CHD and I still leave them everywhere I go - airports, grocers, restaurants, book stores, library and more. I will never stop.
There are several McCarthy‘s who swing by here that I AM related to, and I usually point it out in my replies… I pinky promise Dan is not one of them! 😊
ACTUAL LOL!!! I mean, I never have or will do that 23 and Me BS, so maybe we *are* long lost fourth cousins thrice removed! (Can you, by any chance, wiggle your ears and spread your toes REALLY FAR apart to the point that your spouse calls it a claw? That might be a good place to start.)
(I can reveal it now: I am Jenna McCarthy's brother, Stenny McCarthy. She won't deny it because that will draw more attention to it, and it serves her purposes to have AI 'bots finding all kinds of conflicting information everywhere. We'll lie to save the truth.)
I have a sneaky outside suspicion Trump wore a blue suit on purpose while his wife dressed to the strictest sense of the requested norm just to let the media get frenzied. 🤣 He knew there would be other blue suits too. He’s the king of trolls after all. Lol
I think he did it on purpose too, but I don't subscribe to "Deep Trump" reasoning; I think a man so "blurty" doesn't think that far ahead; my bet is the more Occam's-Razor-esque, "It's his favorite suit."
I suggest "our side" track that suit for the rest of his term and see where it shows up, to provide latter-day "context" for its having been in Rome. On a side note, whoever meets whatever suit Zelensky saw needs to start quaking, as a good start.
There was another, identically colored blue suit in the crowd, several rows back, cropped out of course. Perhaps PDT didn’t appreciate the Pope’s support of the globalist’s agenda.
There were actually 13 obvious blue suits in the full picture. Probably more but at least that many as blue as Trump’s. The request was a “dark colored suit” so I’m thinking they didn’t want a bunch of grey and light colored suits. Blue is considered dark by many. Still, with what Melania was wearing, I’m pretty sure it was a troll move on the American press. 😆
You just have to love DJT for being the ultimate trollster! Let the crazies continue to mock, demoralize, spew their nastiness and whatever else they conjure up in their pea sized brains.
Jenna keeps us laughing our arses off and the world spins! ❤️🙏💯🎯🔥🇺🇸
ps Homesteading is the best! I have taken my obsession to new levels!
<struggles to figure out indentation to determine whom's requesting whom, takes leap>
Well, if it's me you're referring to, hug on sister! (And you are now officially my sister. I no longer take it personally that people look at or hear my name and jump straight to 'Dave'; I take it that they know one of my manifold sisters. Do NOT apologize; no sister ever has. OTOH, go AHEAD and apologize if you must, because no sister has ever heeded me either.)
And--IF--which seems likely--I have misconstrued the passage and you were asking if you can hug Jenna, well a) that would be par for the course, and b) please do: you certainly have MY permission, and c) emoji-hit me with a rock.
And you please, do, continue to call me 'Dave.' "David" is what Mom called me, not always with petulance. If she is the only one, it only makes it more special.
Wow! Thank you for including two links to my substack! I’m headed toward 2900 subs.
Need to work on my subscriber spotlight submission. It’s a bit difficult because there is nothing humorous about what I’m involved in. Our work must be shared but at times it feels like fear mongering. 😢
Why do you think they show gruesome horrific car accident videos and photos in high school drivers ed classes? It’s not fear mongering, it’s a reality check. Thank you for doing what you do!
Deterrents - they work pretty well. Like seeing a police car occasionally sitting on the side of the road you travel daily. You’re more likely to drive the speed limit to avoid a bad outcome. Eons ago I took a class on how to quit smoking, a good deal of the class was showing terrible pictures of diseased lungs & mouth cancers. Pictures are Effective!
If you're struggling for material, there's a piece about a "Laura Kasner" in Y͟a͟n͟k͟e͟e͟ ͟D͟o͟o͟d͟l͟e͟ ͟S͟o͟u͟p͟ you could rip off. SHE's cool. (Why yes, people do read books out loud to me sometimes.)
(We see you complimented Jenna's poetry Freudistically with "you are a master at prose." There's a saying up here in Wisconsin--and I really should not name the brand because I have made enough enemies accidentally--about the TASTE of a particular beer: "Nice CAN...")
This trip-traps perfectly off the tongue! A fab read-aloud. Applause!
(I LOVE that you are doing a reader spotlight and can't wait to see what kind of folks step up! As a "hiding in plain sight" very-blue-state subscriber, I'll have to sit that one out.)
I sat next to him at my job for 9 years. I imagine he just stumbled onto me. He’s still remarkably friendly and such. We have a retired folks lunch every month. I really like him and we have many things in common but don’t discuss politics at such get togethers.
Oh! A KNOWN frenzied Dem. Well that's fun. Huh. How nice that he can still be remarkably friendly even so! That's not the case where I live. You out yourself as a "THEM" and the air changes.
We remain friends—which is what I want. I doubt most of my friends would drop me. I made a rule—if they want to talk trump, then I can too (after I remarked that “I am not necessarily where you are anymore”) so nobody talks about it. Sad we can’t voice differences of opinion or share facts, but that’s where it is. We still enjoy each others company.
It’s so strange hanging onto dem friends. For me its usually most difficult with older, long-time friends, it’s hard to let those attachments go, it’s like erasing history. New friends and facebook friends are easy to set free. What is frustrating is that new, and old, friends can speak ill of Trump, they can assert their free speech but apparently we can’t say anything. We’re stiffed. Were they anointed the Free Speech badge? And what does it look like so I can avoid and not invest time in that new person in the future?
As much as I hate to say older, I’m an Older Righty too. I really am in denial. Maybe it’s because my parents are still alive in their early 90’s. I’ll always be young in their eyes at least.
omg, talk about cueing liberal hysteria. stuck in the car with my BIL (who is otherwise kind and generous, in the process of helping me with a difficult yard project). he and my sister are total TDS. he was railing on about the horrible Trump fashion gaff. my only comment was that it seems like a terribly trivial thing in the context of the state of the world. *crickets* after that. these TDS people are so invested in their abject hatred, seems like nothing is too small to blow out of proportion. of course they could claim special outrage since they consider themselves 'practicing' Catholics, even though they only go to Mass online now (still). so I guess they have extra empathy for the funeral of the jab-pushing, virtual sacraments 'count', Pope (who may or may not have been complicit in Operation Gladio, disappearing political dissidents in the color revolutions in South America in the '80's)
Its a wacky, wacky world. finding the humor in that, my dear Jenna, is a calling of the utmost order!
Why would anyone care or notice. He was dressed and I am certain he has a closet full of blue suits. Pettiness. I say it was a statement that he was tired of the kissing ass of a very evil man by a very evil cabal
I am constantly asked "oh are you *still* going on about that?" and told "you really need to move on now". Well yes, I *am* still "going on" about it. And no, I *will not* be moving on until I see people going to jail. It was the most egregious and disgusting crime against humanity in our lifetimes and I'm glad to see Jenna not letting it go either.
I plan to let it go on Marchuary eleventeenth, two thousand and never. 🤣
I too will never shut up about it, or ever forget
my friends roll their eyes, when I bring up this subject
but as long as those bastards (Fauci et al), are still running amuck
I will keep on preaching, and don't give a f...
I have COVID stickers featuring Fauci the fraud and more I downloaded from CHD and I still leave them everywhere I go - airports, grocers, restaurants, book stores, library and more. I will never stop.
Are you related to Jenna?
He is not!
Me, raising my eyebrow and giving my best suspicious face, lol.
There are several McCarthy‘s who swing by here that I AM related to, and I usually point it out in my replies… I pinky promise Dan is not one of them! 😊
I can confirm I am not related to Jenna. And I will try really hard not to take personally how quickly and firmly she came back to disown me!
ACTUAL LOL!!! I mean, I never have or will do that 23 and Me BS, so maybe we *are* long lost fourth cousins thrice removed! (Can you, by any chance, wiggle your ears and spread your toes REALLY FAR apart to the point that your spouse calls it a claw? That might be a good place to start.)
Glad to have overheard this relationship question, can almost hear the surprise chatter.
JENNA JEERS THE JABBED, perfectly prosed. I will save this with the hope to share.
A CONSPIRACY THEORY:
I. AM. IN!
(I can reveal it now: I am Jenna McCarthy's brother, Stenny McCarthy. She won't deny it because that will draw more attention to it, and it serves her purposes to have AI 'bots finding all kinds of conflicting information everywhere. We'll lie to save the truth.)
Right?!? Me too.
Ditto
I have a sneaky outside suspicion Trump wore a blue suit on purpose while his wife dressed to the strictest sense of the requested norm just to let the media get frenzied. 🤣 He knew there would be other blue suits too. He’s the king of trolls after all. Lol
I think he did it on purpose too. Like ‘yes, I am different than these WHO buffoons surrounding me and I want everyone to recognize it.’
I think he did it on purpose too, but I don't subscribe to "Deep Trump" reasoning; I think a man so "blurty" doesn't think that far ahead; my bet is the more Occam's-Razor-esque, "It's his favorite suit."
I suggest "our side" track that suit for the rest of his term and see where it shows up, to provide latter-day "context" for its having been in Rome. On a side note, whoever meets whatever suit Zelensky saw needs to start quaking, as a good start.
that would be my only beef, that the first lady looked stunning and he was a miss match next to her
I'm guessing it all started with their wedding photos...
She’s an independent woman. I like it. I like it a lot.
There was another, identically colored blue suit in the crowd, several rows back, cropped out of course. Perhaps PDT didn’t appreciate the Pope’s support of the globalist’s agenda.
There were actually 13 obvious blue suits in the full picture. Probably more but at least that many as blue as Trump’s. The request was a “dark colored suit” so I’m thinking they didn’t want a bunch of grey and light colored suits. Blue is considered dark by many. Still, with what Melania was wearing, I’m pretty sure it was a troll move on the American press. 😆
You just have to love DJT for being the ultimate trollster! Let the crazies continue to mock, demoralize, spew their nastiness and whatever else they conjure up in their pea sized brains.
Jenna keeps us laughing our arses off and the world spins! ❤️🙏💯🎯🔥🇺🇸
ps Homesteading is the best! I have taken my obsession to new levels!
He keeps finding new ways to send them into orbit. I love that about our President!
Exactly. This.
<asks self, she got that poem out of a cropped picture of a blue suit?>
<bows head, sobbing: it's like high school: girls are so much higher stuff>
<wonders if maybe could move into old used, girls', blue origins capsule>
<now panicked, realizes can't even think of two words that rhyme>
<suddenly realizes, can still spell 'rhyme', takes solace-win>
<says, no, you are a man, make a comment, say something!>
May I ask what color the reporters' underwear was, please?
<lame, yes, but you did it man, you're a man dammit, it doesn't have to rhyme>
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
Jenna’s site and you Dave, first real laugh of the day. Hugs. Can I emoji hug you? Waiting for your permission.
<struggles to figure out indentation to determine whom's requesting whom, takes leap>
Well, if it's me you're referring to, hug on sister! (And you are now officially my sister. I no longer take it personally that people look at or hear my name and jump straight to 'Dave'; I take it that they know one of my manifold sisters. Do NOT apologize; no sister ever has. OTOH, go AHEAD and apologize if you must, because no sister has ever heeded me either.)
And--IF--which seems likely--I have misconstrued the passage and you were asking if you can hug Jenna, well a) that would be par for the course, and b) please do: you certainly have MY permission, and c) emoji-hit me with a rock.
Ha. Got it. 😀
And you please, do, continue to call me 'Dave.' "David" is what Mom called me, not always with petulance. If she is the only one, it only makes it more special.
Heck, I think we can all (hug) away! 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️
I like the title Morton Sues the W.H.O.
Jenna - you are a master at prose. 🥰
Wow! Thank you for including two links to my substack! I’m headed toward 2900 subs.
Need to work on my subscriber spotlight submission. It’s a bit difficult because there is nothing humorous about what I’m involved in. Our work must be shared but at times it feels like fear mongering. 😢
Why do you think they show gruesome horrific car accident videos and photos in high school drivers ed classes? It’s not fear mongering, it’s a reality check. Thank you for doing what you do!
Good point. If seeing pics of the nasty clots doesn’t cause “vaccine hesitancy”, I don’t know what will.
🎯
Deterrents - they work pretty well. Like seeing a police car occasionally sitting on the side of the road you travel daily. You’re more likely to drive the speed limit to avoid a bad outcome. Eons ago I took a class on how to quit smoking, a good deal of the class was showing terrible pictures of diseased lungs & mouth cancers. Pictures are Effective!
If you're struggling for material, there's a piece about a "Laura Kasner" in Y͟a͟n͟k͟e͟e͟ ͟D͟o͟o͟d͟l͟e͟ ͟S͟o͟u͟p͟ you could rip off. SHE's cool. (Why yes, people do read books out loud to me sometimes.)
(We see you complimented Jenna's poetry Freudistically with "you are a master at prose." There's a saying up here in Wisconsin--and I really should not name the brand because I have made enough enemies accidentally--about the TASTE of a particular beer: "Nice CAN...")
David - hahaha! Lovely to know you read my essay. 🥰
"Jenna jeers the jabbed".
Great poem!
I'm there with ya.
This trip-traps perfectly off the tongue! A fab read-aloud. Applause!
(I LOVE that you are doing a reader spotlight and can't wait to see what kind of folks step up! As a "hiding in plain sight" very-blue-state subscriber, I'll have to sit that one out.)
Thank you for the love and the support!😊
Same here. Blue state and I know one frenzied Dem is “following” me but I don’t give a shite about him knowing anything. I have no other social media.
zoinks! how did a frenzied dem find you? though comments?
I sat next to him at my job for 9 years. I imagine he just stumbled onto me. He’s still remarkably friendly and such. We have a retired folks lunch every month. I really like him and we have many things in common but don’t discuss politics at such get togethers.
Oh! A KNOWN frenzied Dem. Well that's fun. Huh. How nice that he can still be remarkably friendly even so! That's not the case where I live. You out yourself as a "THEM" and the air changes.
We remain friends—which is what I want. I doubt most of my friends would drop me. I made a rule—if they want to talk trump, then I can too (after I remarked that “I am not necessarily where you are anymore”) so nobody talks about it. Sad we can’t voice differences of opinion or share facts, but that’s where it is. We still enjoy each others company.
May I ask what state you're in?? That sounds so...civilized!! I wish.
It’s so strange hanging onto dem friends. For me its usually most difficult with older, long-time friends, it’s hard to let those attachments go, it’s like erasing history. New friends and facebook friends are easy to set free. What is frustrating is that new, and old, friends can speak ill of Trump, they can assert their free speech but apparently we can’t say anything. We’re stiffed. Were they anointed the Free Speech badge? And what does it look like so I can avoid and not invest time in that new person in the future?
Trump wore blue. Looked bored. He knows what the dead guy did.
I'd venture to say you're not wrong. ;)
Haha best comment yet Angk… Loved your poem Jenna 🤗
Your poem is mighty,
To this older righty,
Your insight makes sense,
Even to those that are dense,
And to you I say good nighty!
Thoroughly enjoyed this post! Your humor is always a bright spot in my day!
🤣💕😊
As much as I hate to say older, I’m an Older Righty too. I really am in denial. Maybe it’s because my parents are still alive in their early 90’s. I’ll always be young in their eyes at least.
Btw, they are Really Older Righties!
As always, Jenna, beautifully, wonderfully, poetically done! BTW, as I write this, hope it's not a bad thing that I'm wearing a white shirt.
Well, Memorial Day is a long way off.
freakin' brilliant poem, lady!! 100% spot on!
omg, talk about cueing liberal hysteria. stuck in the car with my BIL (who is otherwise kind and generous, in the process of helping me with a difficult yard project). he and my sister are total TDS. he was railing on about the horrible Trump fashion gaff. my only comment was that it seems like a terribly trivial thing in the context of the state of the world. *crickets* after that. these TDS people are so invested in their abject hatred, seems like nothing is too small to blow out of proportion. of course they could claim special outrage since they consider themselves 'practicing' Catholics, even though they only go to Mass online now (still). so I guess they have extra empathy for the funeral of the jab-pushing, virtual sacraments 'count', Pope (who may or may not have been complicit in Operation Gladio, disappearing political dissidents in the color revolutions in South America in the '80's)
Its a wacky, wacky world. finding the humor in that, my dear Jenna, is a calling of the utmost order!
Wonderful poem! Hard hitting factually--but still fun. "positive-lutely" was my personal favorite!
So,Jenna the jubilant jokester concludes,
that making us laugh is not gruesome,or rude.
The subjects she tackles may be just that…
But,she knows what to do with a Tin foil hat!🤷🏻♀️
Bahahahaha lovvvvvvvvvvve it! Someone get Tonee a Pulitzer! ;)
♥️😊
Fantastic poem! Cutting it out and taping it to my office board for others to appreciate.
☺️
ABC, NBC and CBS slap Trump with 92% negative coverage as 100th day of second term approaches, study finds
https://www.foxnews.com/media/abc-nbc-cbs-slap-trump-92-negative-coverage-100th-day-second-term-approaches-study-finds
DOGE, working for all Americans received 97% negative coverage.
Shocker 🤦♀️
Why would anyone care or notice. He was dressed and I am certain he has a closet full of blue suits. Pettiness. I say it was a statement that he was tired of the kissing ass of a very evil man by a very evil cabal