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The high security checkpoint at the hospital directed me to wear a mask, provided for free. Yesterday evening. Yes, it really is a hospital, I felt creepy putting the freaky yellow surgery mask under my chin.

When I got two feet inside I removed it.

Walking around the facility I noticed a few wearing masks, but somehow others had dared not to do so.

Especially in the dangerous laboratory where the highly contagious dangers are processed, surprise.

No mask from the guy who helped me, nor a comment about where was mine that I put back on top of the box of masks when I passed by.

Truly scared to have to even touch one of those masks, some unclean and nonnhacksxxxinated dude might have put theirs back into or on top the box of lies

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As you place your mask around your chin -- nice necklace, Mr. Kaplan :-) -- why not hand them a "Mask Don't Work" card with this link: Brownstone Institute Search: https://brownstone.org/?s=Mask. Perhaps add this as well: Dr. Lee Merritt Masks: The Science & the Myths Video (October 18th, 2020): https://www.bitchute.com/video/y2ocBaSPqP0n/

Consider creating business cards or flyers. Here’s a sample idea for a business card (substitute your own favorite websites):

~~~~ Front of card ~~~~

! Worried About COVID?

Prevention

Early Treatment

Masks & Lockdowns

Vaccines

You can prevent and beat COVID-19. Turn card over for more details.

~~~~ Back of card ~~~~

Helpful Websites Prevention/Treatment: flccc.net/treatment-protocols

Medical Providers: flccc.net/providers

Masks/Lockdowns: brownstone.org/?s=masks

Vaccines: openvaers.com & anecdotalsmovie.com

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👏👏👏

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Yes, I find it easier not to argue with security guards, even when they clearly are wrong. They don't really care much for security, and they are forced to wear masks, poor things.

So far the employer hasn't provided a written memo to remask....so I can evade the issue. Too much trouble to go losing th job, they would love to let me go, I won't give them that so easily....

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I hassle everyone, make everyone miserable, it works it way up.

They will quit, and the tyrants won't be able to replace them or they will have to pay them more.

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Jan 4Liked by Jenna McCarthy

Love your posts and writing, Jenna! Spot on and hilarious. You have a gift - and speak the truth. Thank you! I’ve recommended your Stack to many others. (Also, I love my Formless Beauty stuff!)

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Appreciate you! 😊

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Jan 4Liked by Jenna McCarthy

Given that a glance at the sky will frequently reveal chemtrails, it is no longer germane who put them there. I have a friend who is a retired airline pilot. Back in the days before he retired, I asked him if his plane was spraying chemtrails and was immediately accused of spreading conspiracy theories, Shortly after he retired, he called me one day and invited me to share a steak dinner with him. His purpose was to deliver an apology along with an explanation.

I'm a retired truck driver, so I understand that we are supposed to do a daily pre-trip inspection of our truck before driving it. Similarly, airline pilots are required to do pre-flight walkarounds. While doing one, he noticed two large plastic tanks in the rear of the cargo space of the plane he was about to fly. Curious, he asked an A&P (airframe and power plant mechanic) what they were for and was told "you don't want to know."

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Sadly, it just doesn't pay to be a whistleblower these days. :(

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It has never paid enough to justify what a whistleblower goes through.

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I get the same denial from my retired airline pilot friend. On the other hand a State Representative brought in a lady that was a retired UPS cargo pilot that was a firm believer in Chemtrails.

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Jan 4Liked by Jenna McCarthy

Once again you have me roaring with laughter!! Thanks for making serious subjects so freaking hilarious!! I start smiling the minute I see a new email from you!!

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That makes me SO FREAKING HAPPY! ;)

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Jan 6Liked by Jenna McCarthy

Jenna - you are right up there with Jeff Childers. Love you girl. 😘❤️

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That’s high praise and I will take it!😊

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Jan 5Liked by Jenna McCarthy

Me too, Jenna. Uh-oh, I have just joined the me-too generation.

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As always, thank you for the laughs. It's difficult to find humor in so much darkness, but you always find and articulate your thoughts in a way that is both enlightening and hilarious.

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Jenna, you're so Spot on that even Dick, Jane, and Sally all banding together cannot deny the fact checking Fact Fakers.

When the Internet rates something FALSE -- especially when the Internet says it over and over! -- I immediately rate it TRUE. Likewise, when the Internet says someone is a LIAR, I immediately rate him/her/it a TRUTH TELLER.

A clear debunking of the debunkers appeared this week in The Epoch Times: "Top 10 COVID Events of the Year: Revealing the Facts Unspoken and Unknown. Here are the top 10 major events that took place in relation to COVID in 2023." https://www.theepochtimes.com/health/top-covid-events-of-the-year-reveal-facts-unspoken-and-unknown-5551693?utm_source=ref_share&utm_campaign=copy

As your article delightfully explains, it's almost impossible to detect much COVID truth spewing from the Internet's black holes* (* "black hole" is an outer-space reference, people, not what a fact checker might think it is). Adding to your collection one more excerpt showing nitwit nattering media bias:

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Former Boston Red Sox pitcher Tim Wakefield died of brain cancer in October 2022. This Newsweek article by Shannon Power came up first after we searched Bing for “Tim Wakefield vaccinated”: Tim Wakefield's Death Prompts Spread of Vaccine Misinformation: https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/tim-wakefields-death-prompts-spread-of-vaccine-misinformation/ar-AA1hz4lu

See if you can detect any media bias in the excerpt below (*** italics *** added):

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After former Boston Red Sox pitcher Tim Wakefield died of brain cancer on October 1, ***conspiracy theorists*** are trying to link his death to the COVID-19 vaccine.

The 57-year-old was diagnosed with brain cancer, which was revealed ***without his consent*** by former teammate Curt Schilling on a podcast last week. On Sunday, the Red Sox announced Wakefield's death on social media.

***The National Health Institute has found that "there is no evidence that COVID-19 vaccines cause cancer, lead to recurrence, or lead to disease progression. Furthermore, COVID-19 vaccines do not change your DNA (your genetic code)." The NIH added it was "not aware of any evidence that suggests vaccines" can cause a rise in tumor markers or signs of cancer recurrence. ***

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So, again, it’s absolutely NOT... NOT ...NOT… the vaccine... NIH found NO evidence (they have not looked). We don't know what caused his brain cancer, but it definitely was NOT the vaccine. (Again, refer to Top 10 above.)

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And the funny thing is, people fully accept the line, "we have NO IDEA what caused this cancer but it's definitely not the vaccine." It reminds me of the morning of my now-grown daughter's second grade parent-teacher conference. Her exact words as we walked out the door, "okay but if my teacher says anything bad about me, it wasn't me." HAHAHAHAHAHA I died.

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Your daughter is obviously a chip off old Mom's block :-)

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She's absolutely hilarious! :)

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You write the most hilarious and spot on pieces on Substack.

Canuckistanian Fact Checker: TRUE DAT.

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Jan 5Liked by Jenna McCarthy

As the great Lady Chablis said in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, "I have a man's toolbox." She at least learned how to tuck it.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 4Liked by Jenna McCarthy

I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your Mom. If you're missing such emails, I'll be happy to forward you ones of the same ilk from my Mom. #beingthoughtful

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Hahahaha really I'm good! :)

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Jan 4Liked by Jenna McCarthy

Not sure which was better - your very funny and yet also informative foray into fact-checking or the link to the Big Mike video! This was by far the most convincing thing I've seen yet of all the internet "evidence" that Michelle does not have ovaries. My Q-Anon friend has been telling me this for years but I doubted. The lumpy white pants are just one indicator. However, hips are something a surgeon cannot change. Why is there a dearth of video available of Michelle walking or running? It would have been better if the video had not blocked so much of the side by side dancing with Ellen. We KNOW Ellen is female! Right???

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While watching the Michelle video my mind wandered to my favorite Ice Cream shop where they always ask " Do you want nuts on your sundae"?

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We all know why Barry's ears are so big!

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If Bigfoot belives it, I belive it.

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🤣😂🤣

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We need another Larry Flint.

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So in my opinion the Michelle dance thing was just a bunching of fabric and ridiculous. I really wish we could not follow every silly rabbit hole out there and focus on the real issues. I fear it just gives those oblivious fact checkers more ammo to paint us “conspiracy theorists” as nut jobs.

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This one just made me laugh! I've seen the photoshopped photos of her to look like a dude (not that she doesn't already), and the clips of Barak saying, "My Michael," which is clearly a mashup of "my wife" and "Michelle," and I feel the same way. She may or may not have been born with a penis and I couldn't care less--it's just amusing to me that "fact-checkers" even bother with stuff like that. It's like when you see a cop giving someone a ticket for jaywalking. DUDE, DON'T YOU HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY?

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Canuckistanian Fact Checker: Nope. Dude has a fresh box of Timbits.

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