Psycho Ex Barbie who poops on Ken’s pillow, sleeps with Ken’s best friend and then sleeps with Ken’s best friend’s wife, calls the cops on Ken, and then sues him for $5M. She can cry at will in front of any camera.
Or, a white trash Barbie. Bleached blond hair , “ born to raise hell” tattoo and daisy dukes cut off to her cooter. A great country song could be included: “ l like my women a little on the trashy side” ( true song)
I actually made a white trash Barbie as a gag gift for a friend who collected Barbies. Got a dollar store Barbie like doll, added tattoos, including "Born to Plow".. I made her a trailer house out of a shoebox. This doll was talked about for years.
Seriously, I would have expected them to have released an overweight Barbie sooner than a medical needs Barbie if they truly were JUST trying to make little girls feel seen. The biggest tell that they really don’t want that, they just want the little girls to see Big Harma.
My oldest daughter was 2 when she was diagnosed with Type 1. She's 42 now, and the picture of health. If I'd bought this doll for her, back in the day, she would've thrown it in the trash.
Thank you. It was all she ever knew. We had her on a tight regime all her childhood and when she took over responsibility for her health, she continued with that. We're very proud of her.
You should be! I have several diabetic friends and a friend with a diabetic 9 year old granddaughter. I’ve watched the various levels of discipline with them. I’m a foodie and can’t imagine what it takes. And you have been an amazing mom to get her to adulthood healthy and disciplined. Well done!
I voted other....I think Mattel is partnering with Big Pharma to normalize diabetes to get a piece of the insulin pie. I have always viewed Barbie as a fun fantasy. Something to visualize some sort of aspiration to shoot for. Ok...we can't have a perfect body, but we can exercise, eat right and take care of ourselves. Or maybe a girl can be a UN interpreter, airline pilot and astronaut. Why not? But why the heck would any little girl want to have diabetes? And as adults, why do we accept it as the norm? We all should do anything and everything to stay off the meds. I think we need a MAHA Barbie. I would pay good money for her.
Type 1 Diabetic Barbie likely is vaccine injured. It’s an auto immune disease. I’d bet money there are very few completely unvaccinated type one people in the world
When I saw this story, it hit me this is reinforcing narcissism.
It seems to me it is women who have the need to have some roll model that they can identify with instead of creating their own identity.
To be fair, Ozzy Osbourne just performed his last concert and he and the leader of Black Sabbath were inspired by the Beatles along with many others like Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.
Dolls for boys were GI Joe and army men, or cowboys, figures boys wanted to aspire to.
“Cox said in a statement. ‘I can't wait for fans to find my doll on shelves and have the opportunity to add a Barbie doll modeled after a transgender person to their collection.’”
Speaking of offending your OCD, which is just a defense mechanism for perfection if I’m honest…is that pink “Damn Girl” shelf shorter than that blue “Jenna/Texas” shelf? If so, I’m going to need to rip it all out and redo it. You have the left-right symmetry fine but it throws off the top-bottom symmetry. Hopefully it’s just the camera angle but now I can’t unsee it.
Lol I am almost positive they are identical I WOULD HAVE NOTICED but I am seeing what you are seeing and as soon as I get back from my workout I will be measuring and confirming.🤣
I’d be curious to see what your tolerance threshold is for go/no go on the rebuild…1”, 1/2”, 1/4”, 1/8”?!?!? I’d probably let it go at 1/4” but would forever get annoyed every time I passed that shelf. This is why God gave us strong drink. 👍🏻
PHEW! We're good! (And yes, I have a book titled "BOOBS: A Guide to Your Girls" *I was a health writer for women's mags for many years ;) https://shorturl.at/RMdhn
Trying to read and walk through the kitchen ( to make sure the coffee pot is plugged in for the second cup). I started laughing so hard with your column I ran into a cupboard. No blood! But: Brand Synergy Strategist needs to make me a Clumsy Barbie stat🙃😂 Sincerely hope this isn’t about making wearables great again 😛
Ikr! Never read Jenna and walk at the same time 🤣. Always best to be near something you can grab onto to brace yourself while chortling. I absolutely lost it at “Lunch Table Outcast Barbie who came with a bologna sandwich and a “KICK ME” sign taped to her back.” 🤣😆😂 *snort* They deprived me of my representation!! Can I sue Mattel for discrimination against my protected class?
P.S. I was laughing so hard last night reading her piece on Grok that 1/2-way through I had to stop and start at the beginning reading it out loud to my adult son. I got him laughing so hard - I swear just 15 mins later he was on his phone “how do I find Grok?” and then using it to do what? Search for answers to life? No, he had listened well, and simply sat there using Grok to make a hilarious image of himself as Bigfoot with a massive chain necklace sitting on a throne in the sky. 🤣 Boys will be boys.
Perhaps it's a ploy to normalize childhood sickness, and encourage Victimhood. Type I diabetes used to be rare, but it's become less so. Will little girls start wishing to be diabetic? Oh well, just wait a few years and you can get type 2. It's all the rage these days.
"Divorce Barbie" comes with all of Ken's accessories :)
🤣🤣🤣
This sounds like it could be the most realistic Barbie of them all!
Psycho Ex Barbie who poops on Ken’s pillow, sleeps with Ken’s best friend and then sleeps with Ken’s best friend’s wife, calls the cops on Ken, and then sues him for $5M. She can cry at will in front of any camera.
I think she exists….. just saying
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Hahahaha…we would need to request “Attorney Barbie” to make it more viable.
Pretty sure there has been a lawyer Barbie in the past.
I want an insurrection Barbie: with blue hair, unshaven pits and face tattoos. Yes!
This Barbie would be very fat too.
Yes, but is she a DIVORCE attorney? Let’s be “realistic.”
Very good distinction. Her clothing should be totally designer duds then. Teeny Birkin bag. Red mini Porsche. Yeah, stereotypical.
Hahaha yes, indeed.
Or, a white trash Barbie. Bleached blond hair , “ born to raise hell” tattoo and daisy dukes cut off to her cooter. A great country song could be included: “ l like my women a little on the trashy side” ( true song)
I actually made a white trash Barbie as a gag gift for a friend who collected Barbies. Got a dollar store Barbie like doll, added tattoos, including "Born to Plow".. I made her a trailer house out of a shoebox. This doll was talked about for years.
Omg! My dream girl! White trash beautiful!
Where is the Shamiqua Barbie? You know, the baby momma in the hood ..
And his pension!
Geeze... what's next. 500 lb transgender Barbie 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Seriously, I would have expected them to have released an overweight Barbie sooner than a medical needs Barbie if they truly were JUST trying to make little girls feel seen. The biggest tell that they really don’t want that, they just want the little girls to see Big Harma.
Absolutely!
Shut your mouth! They don’t need that particular idea, they’d probably run with it.
😂😂😂😂
😂
Ewwww!!! I hope not!
Yeah, me too 😂
“Long term relationship Barbie”
On my gosh Jenna. If I had been drinking coffee it would have gone up my nose.
Thank you for finding the funny in the infuriating. 😘❤️
That was my favorite as well!
Perpetually-Hot Perimenopausal Barbie who comes with a fan necklace and a box of Chardonnay Too true!
My coffee did.
I had the same reaction!😂😂😂
I WAS drinking coffee… and it DID. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My oldest daughter was 2 when she was diagnosed with Type 1. She's 42 now, and the picture of health. If I'd bought this doll for her, back in the day, she would've thrown it in the trash.
So glad she’s had the discipline to take great care of herself!
Thank you. It was all she ever knew. We had her on a tight regime all her childhood and when she took over responsibility for her health, she continued with that. We're very proud of her.
You should be! I have several diabetic friends and a friend with a diabetic 9 year old granddaughter. I’ve watched the various levels of discipline with them. I’m a foodie and can’t imagine what it takes. And you have been an amazing mom to get her to adulthood healthy and disciplined. Well done!
Thank you, Donna.
I voted other....I think Mattel is partnering with Big Pharma to normalize diabetes to get a piece of the insulin pie. I have always viewed Barbie as a fun fantasy. Something to visualize some sort of aspiration to shoot for. Ok...we can't have a perfect body, but we can exercise, eat right and take care of ourselves. Or maybe a girl can be a UN interpreter, airline pilot and astronaut. Why not? But why the heck would any little girl want to have diabetes? And as adults, why do we accept it as the norm? We all should do anything and everything to stay off the meds. I think we need a MAHA Barbie. I would pay good money for her.
Did they even ask a young girl with this disease what they thought or just a bunch of meddling Karens?
Exactly.
Oooh a MAHA Barbie!!
A MAHA Barbie!! And the new Ken is RFK. He already has one of the initials.
Good one!
😁
“School Shooter Ken”? Too soon? Comes with a vial of SSRIs.
Yep. Without those SSRI’s he would just be another Ken .
Once again I’m reminded of my friend’s daughter who cut her Barbie’s hair off and glued it to Barbie’s nether region.
On another note, I’m waiting to see type 2 diabetic Barbie.
LMAO
I think autistic barbie is next. When a problem exists in society they don't fix it, they normalize it.
Truth. :(
Vaccine-Damaged Barbie? Difficult to visualize. Queers-For-Palestine Barbie would be easy to accessorize.
Type 1 Diabetic Barbie likely is vaccine injured. It’s an auto immune disease. I’d bet money there are very few completely unvaccinated type one people in the world
That is spot on!!
How about fat and lazy barbie? OCD Barbie, Social media addict Barbie? Ritalin or Adderall Barbie? Crack whore Barbie? Ok , scratch that one.
Okay, scratch this one, too: "Barbie with fleas and head lice"...
When I saw this story, it hit me this is reinforcing narcissism.
It seems to me it is women who have the need to have some roll model that they can identify with instead of creating their own identity.
To be fair, Ozzy Osbourne just performed his last concert and he and the leader of Black Sabbath were inspired by the Beatles along with many others like Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.
Dolls for boys were GI Joe and army men, or cowboys, figures boys wanted to aspire to.
Who wants to aspire to be a type 1 diabetic?
PS: Do they have trans Barbie?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/laverne-cox-barbie-mattel-transgender-doll/
“Cox said in a statement. ‘I can't wait for fans to find my doll on shelves and have the opportunity to add a Barbie doll modeled after a transgender person to their collection.’”
🫣
Speaking of offending your OCD, which is just a defense mechanism for perfection if I’m honest…is that pink “Damn Girl” shelf shorter than that blue “Jenna/Texas” shelf? If so, I’m going to need to rip it all out and redo it. You have the left-right symmetry fine but it throws off the top-bottom symmetry. Hopefully it’s just the camera angle but now I can’t unsee it.
Lol I am almost positive they are identical I WOULD HAVE NOTICED but I am seeing what you are seeing and as soon as I get back from my workout I will be measuring and confirming.🤣
Laughing with you, not at you. 😂😅😂
I’d be curious to see what your tolerance threshold is for go/no go on the rebuild…1”, 1/2”, 1/4”, 1/8”?!?!? I’d probably let it go at 1/4” but would forever get annoyed every time I passed that shelf. This is why God gave us strong drink. 👍🏻
PHEW! We're good! (And yes, I have a book titled "BOOBS: A Guide to Your Girls" *I was a health writer for women's mags for many years ;) https://shorturl.at/RMdhn
WOW. I just saw a nice tidy room. 😂😂😂
Yes, @Shayne, I also no longer look so closely at the details.
Busted out laughing so hard when I got to the pic of Barbie and Ken in the bathroom, had to share with hubby, then read it all to him.
“ complete with cat box..” lol
Ours was, too. Lol
Trying to read and walk through the kitchen ( to make sure the coffee pot is plugged in for the second cup). I started laughing so hard with your column I ran into a cupboard. No blood! But: Brand Synergy Strategist needs to make me a Clumsy Barbie stat🙃😂 Sincerely hope this isn’t about making wearables great again 😛
🤣
Ikr! Never read Jenna and walk at the same time 🤣. Always best to be near something you can grab onto to brace yourself while chortling. I absolutely lost it at “Lunch Table Outcast Barbie who came with a bologna sandwich and a “KICK ME” sign taped to her back.” 🤣😆😂 *snort* They deprived me of my representation!! Can I sue Mattel for discrimination against my protected class?
P.S. I was laughing so hard last night reading her piece on Grok that 1/2-way through I had to stop and start at the beginning reading it out loud to my adult son. I got him laughing so hard - I swear just 15 mins later he was on his phone “how do I find Grok?” and then using it to do what? Search for answers to life? No, he had listened well, and simply sat there using Grok to make a hilarious image of himself as Bigfoot with a massive chain necklace sitting on a throne in the sky. 🤣 Boys will be boys.
"with the waistline of a juice box straw" - lol.
I'm waiting for Type 4 Bloodclots Barbie complete with double facemasks and a "I got vaccinated" sticker.
🤣🙈
You mean that aren’t selling a Covid Barbie yet? I assumed they did… face masks in every color!
With plexiglass shields and "social distancing" signs and floor stickers. Complete with vaccine passport and myocarditis!
Yes and let’s not forget the barricade of police in front of the stores to make sure you were obeying orders.
How about a smokin’ hot US Attorney General Barbie that comes with a box ‘o binders labeled “Top Secret: Epstein Files” that are permanently sealed?
Legit 🤣
Hahahaha 😂
Perhaps it's a ploy to normalize childhood sickness, and encourage Victimhood. Type I diabetes used to be rare, but it's become less so. Will little girls start wishing to be diabetic? Oh well, just wait a few years and you can get type 2. It's all the rage these days.
Let us never forget the Suri myocarditis ad! https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/newyork-presbyterian-hospital-normalize-myocarditis-kids/