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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

Technically your acronym should be POPME which may not convey quite the sentiment you're looking for 😆

I have asked "how the eff did we get HERE?" so many times now.

When the pinnacle of tv entertainment is a "woman" playing the keyboard with "her" todger, to rapturous applause as happened on one of UK's main channels, you know a little something might have gone awry.

Or when kids attend "pride" parades with grown men and women in gimp gear or with a prosthetic tail shoved up their rear end, it's perhaps time to wonder whether we took a wrong turn somewhere along the way.

If I identify as effing confused, it's because I am.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Hahahaha FACTS. Also typically you don't include prepositions in acronyms (NASA, FBI, LASER), but POPME does have a catchy ring to it. :)

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Mary Poindexter McLaughlin's avatar

So educational! I've learned a new word: "todger." Which rhymes with "codger." Biden limerick, anyone?

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David Nelson's avatar

Mary, was that a gauntlet?

Biden, the comatose codger

(Soon, mere comatose lodger)

Tried his legal prowess

Like a Mighty Mow-ess

But in the end waved only his todger.

Improved sequel:

Joe Biden was a drooling codger.

The White House knew him as "Lodger."

He worried about legacy,

But History will getta see

As C-in-C he was chiefly a todger.

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Mary Poindexter McLaughlin's avatar

Way to rise to the occasion, David! 😉

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