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John Wright's avatar

I can make a list too. In fact I make a lot of lists. Hey world, get excited over my list! 🤦‍♂️

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Yeah, I make a list every morning.

Dangerous things, lists...

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John Wright's avatar

Especially if the fall in the wrong hands! Darn it! Someone else might buy my groceries! Or invest in my stocks!

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

That's what I mean!

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The Great Santini's avatar

I have a contacts list too. Some people used to call that a rolodex (I know, how ancient and quaint.) It has many, many people in it. I’ve had it for several decades. There are people in that list that I can’t even remember. And, I don’t know why I put them in it. But, for a time, I needed to know how to reach them. That’s it. That doesn’t mean that they were in my posse, or even that they were friends or business associates. In fact, it means almost nothing.

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John Wright's avatar

But, but, but... how would anyone know the difference between a girlfriend or a realtor in my contact list??? Oh my gosh! We better have a congressional investigation!

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The Great Santini's avatar

Odd that you should mention that. My list contains both. And several female friends that were never romantic interests, just to confuse the situation further.

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John Wright's avatar

Plausible deniability! "Honey, she wasn't a girlfriend, she was just a realtor showing me a potential house we might want to buy."

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Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Indeed. Lists even to go to Ross to buy shampoo and dog toys. I just can’t remember much these days.

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John Wright's avatar

Magnesium Threonate is your friend. 😇

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

I made a grocery list just this morning.

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John Wright's avatar

Don't let the FBI get a hold of it! (or worse yet the legacy media) They might find some nefarious interpretation!

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

I never share grocery lists. 🤫

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Richard schoenenberger's avatar

Lately I have found myself coming here first…Jenna you are first on my list because starting the day with a smile and a chuckle is a good thing.

I almost admit I might have to break down and become a paid subscriber.

There…I said it.

And by the way, if they had one ounce of incriminating evidence on Trump, they would have used it long ago.

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llaw555's avatar

Absolutely

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Peter Schott's avatar

List of people who own high-profile venues to which I'm invited - seems legit after Trump kicked him out. :)

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Patti F's avatar

How soon after Trump kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago did Epstein send the email to remove Trump from his list? How much do you want to bet it was RIGHT after it.

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🌱Nard🙏's avatar

Exactly my question…details matter.

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Jpeach's avatar

A list should be compiled from the hundreds of abused underage girls. Work backwards from there to corroborate their accusations. As soon as there probable cause, indict-arrest-prosecute-convict. No more delay!

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ELKFLA's avatar

Not to diminish what some of these girls went through, but corroborate how? How does anyone defend themselves against whatever accusations are thrown at them?

Sure, some of these guys are total dirtbags, but we know that once the cameras start rolling, the political knives are sharpened, and visions of civil judgements start dancing through heads, this would turn into the Salem Witch Trials 2.0. "Seven years ago, Senator So-n-so took me into the coat closet and asked me if I wanted to meet 'Mr. Wriggly'." And exactly, short of producing a seven-year-old date-stamped 8x10 color glossy and a notarized statement from the photographer that he was at an official event half the world away when this supposedly happened, is he supposed to prove his innocence?

In the meantime, his reputation is in tatters, his family is being hounded, and he's nearly bankrupted by the legal fees.

If there actually was a list, and that list was of anything more sinister than people Epstein and Maxwell wanted to rub shoulders with, it would have been leaked by now. The security apparatus in the US leaks like a sieve.

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Cabogirl's avatar

I totally agree with you. It would be a severe case of guilty until proven innocent. Not everyone on whatever list is guilty as some people went because it was the thing to do and be in with famous people. So releasing this list or that list for the public to hold a Salem Witch Trial is in my opinion a ridiculous idea. Go after the people we know for sure, from testimonies from the victims. Why is everyone on both sides out for blood these days. It’s bad.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

That's also my take on the Global Young Leaders club. It was going to do wonders for the resume.

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The Great Santini's avatar

It has been reported in the news that the ‘girls’ are getting together a secret list. Why secret? Because a secret list is a great tool of extortion. “Mr Rich, we’ve got you on our list. And, for a ‘small’ contribution we’ll keep quiet about it.” I’m left with the impression that we are witnessing a retirement benefit for superannuated courtesans.

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ELKFLA's avatar

Exactly. At the Kavanagh hearing, I was waiting for someone to crawl out from under a rock and tearful testify about how they were traumatized for life after he showed them his peepee in kindergarten.

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llaw555's avatar

It’s not going to happen. Not yet.

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Occam's avatar

And the TDS crowd just EATS THIS STUFF UP.

Clearly he was personally and maliciously human trafficking.

And Kirk was a foaming-at-the-mouth preacher of violence and anti-minority discrimination.

Which is why we just need to ignore these people and get on with it.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

But they're sooooooooooo fun to make fun of!!! ;)

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Occam's avatar

Keep working, Jenna.

Convert the unconverted.

"When you pray, move your feet" -African proverb

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ELKFLA's avatar

<snort> And they're so easily annoyed!

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Cabogirl's avatar

It’s not fun anymore. It’s causing more hate and more violence and more division. Enough already. It’s like watching horror movies and you cannot turn it off & everytime you go into the living room another horror movie is on and tv won’t turn off. There comes a point where people are so exhausted that they just give up !!’ Is that the point ?!? It’s just too much.

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Donna in MO's avatar

Funny how it works - the more the D's clamor over this Epstein stuff the less I care about it. I would care if I thought some actual people were going to go to prison but the more this drags out like a soap opera the more I think this is all a 'squirrel' device by the media. Things getting hot for the D's after these soul-less morons took to social media to celebrate the death of an icon that we continue to mourn. So this is a lame ass pivot. Oh Trump was a skirt chaser in his younger years but extreme doubt that he 'did business' with Epstein. And why he doesn't want to see the guilty in jumpsuits is a mystery but at least 'they got him' is trending on X so maybe Kirk's killer gets brought to justice.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Follow the money 💰 which may or may not involve some monkey business… but many times it does.

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Jeck's avatar

Bloomberg is so deep NWO narrative that whatever they "discover" is more narrative, and to be viewed only as that.

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Anomalous Anonymous's avatar

Is a solar panel licker the equivalent of a window licker? 🤔 Asking for a friend.

Also, be aware that snorting coffee is a gateway. Next is marching powder! That’s a no no, bad dog.

Thanks for lols Miss Jenna! And have a Glorious Weekend. 🙏💖

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Back atcha! :)

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Anomalous Anonymous's avatar

💖 (like) Button no worky. 😁

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

That's so random (and common) and I can't figure out why. Substack shouts "USER ERROR!" whenever I forward notes like this. ("If you're on app try the desktop and vice versa. Try a different browser. Update your OS. Reboot. Still not working? Sounds like a you problem.")

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Anomalous Anonymous's avatar

It’s the ai. It hates me

cuz I tell it it’s tarded

every chance I get.

Stoopid ai. 🤪

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Bradley Lewis's avatar

It is rather glorious to witness just how desperate and pathetic the presstitutes are getting.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

[string of clapping emojis]

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CatsRtheBest's avatar

"presstitutes" That should be in the dictionary and in everyone's daily vernacular. Love it!

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Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Aqua Net and canola oil had me choking on my coffee! You are over the top. Thank you

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Jim Ryser's avatar

I’m on a list

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

LOL I bet I'm on *lots* of lists! ;)

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Jim Ryser's avatar

Ur on my MUST READ list! 😉

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Jim Ryser's avatar

🤣

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TheGreatAwakening's avatar

The hurricane gif and the caption "Actual footage of Bloomberg editors wading through SO MUCH damning evidence." 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hope Trump sues them for libel.

We really do need a material omission in journalism penalty so journalists don't cherry pick.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤗🤗🤗

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CatsRtheBest's avatar

Uhm, yeah....a list of people that Epstein wanted to invite to his island. He wanted Trump off because he found out that DJT can't be immorally bought due to him being kicked out of Mara Lago.

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KatWarrior's avatar

Dudes who can't dance! Why not!!! "Theatre of the Absurd!" "Bueller? Bueller?" Where is Ben Stein, anyway?!

I think I am going to do a "Bueller" today! Ya know, like "Eff the dog" today! Do nothing of productive use for those who aren't familiar with the most wonderful phrase in my toolkit of funnies!

I just can't EVEN, today!

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Crowder did a Ben Stein yesterday.

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KatWarrior's avatar

Hahahaha!

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