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John Wright's avatar

"Coke is Woke" is essentially what you are saying. 🤦‍♂️

Why anyone would pay $10 for a personalized can of poison is beyond me.

David Nelson's avatar

Yes. We will only ingest free poison in our home. Like all of Google's products.

W. Campbell Douglass, MD, MS's avatar

Another one for the Coke can: “Sucrose and HFCS Cause Metabolic Syndrome.” 🤓

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

There IS a character limit... hahahahaha...

clem h fandango's avatar

Someone with more money than I should do a guerilla art campaign and write various things like may cause cancer/diabetes and seed them into stores.

Mike Lee's avatar

Great idea! 😃

Laura Kasner's avatar

Will “Boycott Coke” make it through?

I can’t boycott it because I haven’t injested a coke product in years.

Jpeach's avatar

Coke has many brands to boycott: Minute Maid, Fairlife, Powerade, Gold Peak, Topo Chico Hard Seltzer, Simply juices, etc.

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

We boycotted Fairlife for years on account of the horrific calf abuse videos that were all over the internet. It’s been maybe 7-8 years or so but I still can’t bring myself to even look at their label without getting a sickening feeling.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Nooooooooooo! I had no idea. :(

Kevin D's avatar

It did when I tested it

Mary H.'s avatar

😂

David Nelson's avatar

If not, I wonder if "Boycoke Cott" would.

Doug Arscott's avatar

I would have gone with anti-American but it’s bigger than that. It’s sold around the world. A drink that started with a drug that altered perception obviously is in level with spiritual warfare. The elite don't want the world to know Christ is King. So it’s not only anti-American it’s anti-God. Wouldn’t it be funny if St.Peter handed out a coke for those headed down. “Here, have a coke for the trip. I hear it’s hot down there.”

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

Your comment is FIRE! 😆😆😆🔥🔥🔥

Patrick Smith's avatar

When I was eighteen I moved to the Caribbean. You could get a bottle of rum for ninety-nine cents. A liter of coke was north of five dollars. I learned to drink rum straight. Lesson-Coke is an unnecessary thing on this planet. I have heard you can clean toilets with it though.

Richard schoenenberger's avatar

Good as a soak for rusty tools also.

CynthiaS's avatar

Ah, good to know! ✅

Tim Pallies's avatar

Regarding today's survey, it's hard to know for sure the intent. I'll just go with the results.

"You will know them by their fruit."

~Matthew 7:16

Laura Kasner's avatar

Oh Tim! Perfect scripture!

Tim Pallies's avatar

"Even a blind squirrel . . .”

Julie Young's avatar

I’ve been meaning to give up Coke but haven’t. Now I will. Thanks, Jenna!

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

“I’ve been meaning to…”😂😂😂

Brian Wilson's avatar

"...shouldn’t Americans in general, like all of us, be furious..." - Well, yeah but...."...meager 2024 media coverage..." continues apace. Coke's just following in the hoofprints of Big Pharma which suffocates any MSM coverage of the psychotropic drugs mass shooters are taking (since Columbine at al). Even the most casual TV viewer knows what industry owns the commercial breaks; food stuff is a close 2nd. Only cannibals bite the hands that feed them...

Vee's avatar
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It's only because of Jenna that I know this silliness is happening in the world of social media lol. Thank you as always!

I voted Other because not only is coke bad, but the entire system is bad and it's only getting worse. I hate to say that things like this are a distraction from what is going on behind the scenes but this certainly feels like a huge distraction while our federal government approves a bill that merges the US and Israeli militaries. Absolutely terrifying.

Heather B's avatar

Other. It's deliberate and they suck. So sick of anti-Christianism and anti-whitism.

Meddling Kid's avatar

“Conclusion

The above literature review showing that phosphoric acid in cola drinks is a risk factor to the health of bones, kidneys and teeth cannot be ignored. Consumers deserve to be informed about the presence of phosphoric acid in their cola drinks. It is reasonable to demand use of appropriate cautionary language about phosphoric acid on the labels of cola drinks.”

https://www.foodsciencejournal.com/assets/archives/2021/vol6issue4/6-3-40-977.pdf

Janine Melnitz's avatar

How about “Make Coke go broke” …see if this gets through the filter

Jpeach's avatar

The likely reason behind Coke’s Woke problem is Blackrock, Vanguard and State Street.

Nadine Chapman's avatar

Okay, I didn’t vote on this one but think it’s surely a combo. At face value it’s all kind of stupid, yet how can something like this rile me so much? How and why can a major company like Coca Cola get away with allowing their production to continue while not following their established rules? Why aren’t they fixing this? I suppose it’s just another notch on the “something I don’t wish to speak of”. I haven’t had Coke product in years so there’s no avenue for me there. Yet this just weighs on my heart a bit.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

It certainly seems like they could fix it if they wanted to. You can’t say you are “banning religious terms“ and then allow Islam to be worshiped and Christianity to be mocked. If that is truly the rule, you cannot use the word Jesus OR Allah in any context. Period. 🤦‍♀️

David Nelson's avatar

Back in the day, when I first started at the public university where I live, they were still trial-running the wokeness paradigm shift they were going to roll out. One day we got a memo that "the half-day off all employees have received on Good Friday" is now floating time to be used anytime during the year to avoid giving the impression that the university recognizes Easter. I shot back, "What about Christmas?" It took a full 24 hours, but I got this response, "It has been determined that Christmas is a secular holiday." You see even when they're wrong, they're right. It's how they sleep at night. Hanging upside down.

Nancy in NC's avatar

Anyone willing to pay ten bucks for a can of poison needs to check into the nearest psych ward.

Dubby Rose's avatar

I'm not even Christian and this bothers me. Thing is I don't drink any sodas, but Coca Cola has always been bad news. During World War (eleven), they couldn't get their coke syrup behind nazi lines so they created Fanta, just for nazi Germany. So really, the owners might have changed but not the philosophy. We need a Kid Rock to take them on!