LOLOLOL I read there was a treadmill too. I’m going to check with my husbands relative who works at NASA and is heading the modern spacesuit design team. Did those suits look more modern yesterday?
First of all, I don’t like chocolate either! (Random but super important 😜). Also, I fell for yesterday’s C&C April fools - my jaw was on the floor and I was sick to my stomach for about 10 seconds when I thought Sleepy Joe was going to run in 2028 (I feel like an idiot). And then…I couldn’t believe your three headlines from today were real 🤦♀️. I don’t love April Fools pranks or any pranks. My kids know they take a huge risk of a hard slap as an automatic reaction if they jump out from behind a corner and try to scare me.
Lol. I fell for the sleepy Joe one as well. And felt sick too! Til I realized that could not possibly happen!!! 🤣🤣🤣. Jenna’s list of jokes is hilarious but I am glad no one is pranking around here anymore. It was fun as a kid. Not so much as a grandma🤔
Haha I fell for the C & C post about Biden, too! The quotes sounded sooooo believable “he watches the news in the morning for up to 20 minutes….” 🤣🤦♀️
I’m not going to lie, I can’t get excited about all the space stuff. It’s a lot of taxpayer money that could be used elsewhere, homelessness and food insecurity for 2. They are doing “experiments” in space! What fun! I watched the moon landing in 1969 and I watched the Challenger explode, which was devastatingly sad. And my thought was, for what? I just don’t get it.
Seriously! HOW is this a priority? It's like toe shortening surgery (which is an actual thing). Really? THAT'S where you're going to spend your money and your recovery time? The mind boggles.
I appreciate your sentiment, but taxpayer money is NEVER going to help homelessness or food insecurity. There are huge amounts of evidence to prove this.
I know you mentioned her, but I’m just happy that you got through this one without feeling the need to include that dopey picture of Katy Perry floating with the flower. She really is such a great example of the worst of us.
The last six years feels like a combination of April's Fools and Groundhog's Day. I often feel like I'm waiting for someone to slap me in the face with a giant floppy fish to wake me up from our clownworld reality. Thank God for Jenna and so many others that help to make us laugh our ways through the darkness!
Honestly, WTF is wrong with our august “leaders” and their weird spouses? Noem shoots her dog and her husband has a creepy bimbo fetish? Do they think people wouldn’t find out? Or is the game to hope people find out and laugh as there are no consequences. How did she get elected governor of SD? NO ONE found those pictures until now?!
Also, how is it that the earth needs a magnetosphere and ozone layer to protect against solar radiation, but our astronauts can walk on the moon in a synthetic cloth, aluminum and rubber suit with no radiation shielding, come back to earth and not suffer any radiation effects?
I thought I couldn't love you more but hating Disneyland, Hollywood, and Halloween was the cherry on top of my adoration. Soul sisters! As far as NASA ambitions, I wish they would concentrate of fixing Earth's problems before we dump more of them on the moon.
“And—conveniently—it’s all going down just as Costco-sized crashed spaceships are being discovered and Congress is holding UFO Transparency Hearings and the White House is reportedly preparing to release “the UFO files” on its newly registered website, aliens.gov (but actually). Let’s just say the timing is… curious.”
Maybe we really ARE living in a simulation. If so, I want my $$ back.
I remember all the Gemini manned missions. Then Apollo and the Moon missions. Every takeoff was magical. Tracking reentry and splash down was dramatic. After all these years I do have doubts about actual moon landings. Then Challenger tragically exploded and the American zest for Space Travel exploded with it. I am optimistic that Space Exploration can be a thing again. Eliminate all the “Learing Centers” and it’s paid for.
Good morning Jenna! Wish I could make your brownstone talk. I’m sure it will be hilarious.
As for the launch, I had the pleasure of meeting Victor Glover as well as knowing several Apollo astronauts, one who became a very good friend. Professed conspiracy theorist that I’ve become, I do believe these programs are real, not hoaxes.
LOL - Put some powder on top of the ceiling fan blades and wait for someone to turn it on. Respectfully, who hurt you? Also see #s 1 and 7 and then please, get help.
okay, so I come from a family where my brothers and cousins let the air out of the tires from every car at a stadium parking lot during a ballgame when they were teenagers - so, unfortunately, I can imagine!!!
I intensely dislike practical jokes. As children, my brothers played the "salt in the sugar bowl" trick on me. They were suitably chastened by my mother when I spontaneously burst into tears at the unpleasantness.
There are reports that the "First fully functioning toilet in space," had malfunctioned, sparking concerns related to "Dark Matter."
Actually???
May not be reliable, coming from NYT "newsroom":
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/science/artemis-ii-bathroom-toilet.html
Sounds like that episode of the Big Bang Theory!
LOLOLOL I read there was a treadmill too. I’m going to check with my husbands relative who works at NASA and is heading the modern spacesuit design team. Did those suits look more modern yesterday?
First of all, I don’t like chocolate either! (Random but super important 😜). Also, I fell for yesterday’s C&C April fools - my jaw was on the floor and I was sick to my stomach for about 10 seconds when I thought Sleepy Joe was going to run in 2028 (I feel like an idiot). And then…I couldn’t believe your three headlines from today were real 🤦♀️. I don’t love April Fools pranks or any pranks. My kids know they take a huge risk of a hard slap as an automatic reaction if they jump out from behind a corner and try to scare me.
This is bad ass. Just. Like. You. 🤬🍑😘❤️
LingOL! SAME with the kneejerk slap reflex! Accompanied by a blood curdling scream, of course. ;)
Lol. I fell for the sleepy Joe one as well. And felt sick too! Til I realized that could not possibly happen!!! 🤣🤣🤣. Jenna’s list of jokes is hilarious but I am glad no one is pranking around here anymore. It was fun as a kid. Not so much as a grandma🤔
Haha I fell for the C & C post about Biden, too! The quotes sounded sooooo believable “he watches the news in the morning for up to 20 minutes….” 🤣🤦♀️
I’m not going to lie, I can’t get excited about all the space stuff. It’s a lot of taxpayer money that could be used elsewhere, homelessness and food insecurity for 2. They are doing “experiments” in space! What fun! I watched the moon landing in 1969 and I watched the Challenger explode, which was devastatingly sad. And my thought was, for what? I just don’t get it.
Seriously! HOW is this a priority? It's like toe shortening surgery (which is an actual thing). Really? THAT'S where you're going to spend your money and your recovery time? The mind boggles.
I appreciate your sentiment, but taxpayer money is NEVER going to help homelessness or food insecurity. There are huge amounts of evidence to prove this.
Agree. For what indeed.
“Space: the final (uninhabitable) frontier”
I know you mentioned her, but I’m just happy that you got through this one without feeling the need to include that dopey picture of Katy Perry floating with the flower. She really is such a great example of the worst of us.
The last six years feels like a combination of April's Fools and Groundhog's Day. I often feel like I'm waiting for someone to slap me in the face with a giant floppy fish to wake me up from our clownworld reality. Thank God for Jenna and so many others that help to make us laugh our ways through the darkness!
Hmm... obviously you don't invest in the same companies I do.... Rocket Lab, Intuitive Machines (LUNR), ARKX, ARKQ, SMR, NNE, ASTS, Firefly...
Yes Jenna, the space race is on again (just listen to Elon for five seconds).
Honestly, WTF is wrong with our august “leaders” and their weird spouses? Noem shoots her dog and her husband has a creepy bimbo fetish? Do they think people wouldn’t find out? Or is the game to hope people find out and laugh as there are no consequences. How did she get elected governor of SD? NO ONE found those pictures until now?!
Also, how is it that the earth needs a magnetosphere and ozone layer to protect against solar radiation, but our astronauts can walk on the moon in a synthetic cloth, aluminum and rubber suit with no radiation shielding, come back to earth and not suffer any radiation effects?
🤯🤯🤯
There was no buildup, Jenna, because WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE MOON.
It's a freaking drive-by.
Wake me when we can redo the "actual" moon landing that we did in the 1960's.
This is a highly entertaining read about whether we actually landed on the moon (not sure - you might have been how I found it originally, Jenna).
https://centerforaninformedamerica.com/moondoggie/
I think another sub shared it here--not my discovery, but I've seen/read! :)
Another excellent piece:
https://unbekoming.substack.com/p/interview-with-bart-sibrel
Very long read but I don’t think anyone will need more convincing that the moon landing in 1969 was fake.
But then again, I am now of the mindset that everything is fake and gay. 🤣
Thank you Jenna for starting my day off LingOL. 😘❤️
Oh, and how I would love to be at your event in Austin. That’s my sissy’s and my birthday. It’s not an easy trip to Austin from NE Ohio. 😩
I thought I couldn't love you more but hating Disneyland, Hollywood, and Halloween was the cherry on top of my adoration. Soul sisters! As far as NASA ambitions, I wish they would concentrate of fixing Earth's problems before we dump more of them on the moon.
😊🩷👯♀️
“And—conveniently—it’s all going down just as Costco-sized crashed spaceships are being discovered and Congress is holding UFO Transparency Hearings and the White House is reportedly preparing to release “the UFO files” on its newly registered website, aliens.gov (but actually). Let’s just say the timing is… curious.”
Maybe we really ARE living in a simulation. If so, I want my $$ back.
Absolutely! If this is a simulation, we've been ripped off and I want my money back!
I remember all the Gemini manned missions. Then Apollo and the Moon missions. Every takeoff was magical. Tracking reentry and splash down was dramatic. After all these years I do have doubts about actual moon landings. Then Challenger tragically exploded and the American zest for Space Travel exploded with it. I am optimistic that Space Exploration can be a thing again. Eliminate all the “Learing Centers” and it’s paid for.
Space was absolutely magical in my childhood. We can't let the dream go. Once we do that, we are left with the depressing destruction of Earth.
Good morning Jenna! Wish I could make your brownstone talk. I’m sure it will be hilarious.
As for the launch, I had the pleasure of meeting Victor Glover as well as knowing several Apollo astronauts, one who became a very good friend. Professed conspiracy theorist that I’ve become, I do believe these programs are real, not hoaxes.
Thanks Karen! I don't necessarily think ALL of the programs are hoaxes... but do you think we landed on the Moon? :)
I do! I watched it on TV live! {smile} It was a magical time. And at the time we believed everything Huntley, Brinkley and Cronkite said.
LOL - Put some powder on top of the ceiling fan blades and wait for someone to turn it on. Respectfully, who hurt you? Also see #s 1 and 7 and then please, get help.
I mean CAN YOU IMAGINE???
okay, so I come from a family where my brothers and cousins let the air out of the tires from every car at a stadium parking lot during a ballgame when they were teenagers - so, unfortunately, I can imagine!!!
I intensely dislike practical jokes. As children, my brothers played the "salt in the sugar bowl" trick on me. They were suitably chastened by my mother when I spontaneously burst into tears at the unpleasantness.
Umm can we get back to Mr Noem’s fake boobs? WTF 😳 🤔
That whole story is... wild.
Had no idea this was “happening” until yesterday morning. I watched American Moon (English Version) on YouTube. Color me very suspicious.