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Skenny's avatar

To appease the left, they should have had one match where a guy beat up a girl.

Jeff Lebowski's avatar

Comment of the day. Take a bow, sir!

Skenny's avatar

I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski.

St. Alia the Knife's avatar

Your comment really brought the thread together.

Joni Lang's avatar

Ohhhhh. Perfect!

KBB's avatar

Abide Dude, abide.

Laura Cornwell's avatar

Probably could have got that Nazi Dude from Maine to do that for free!

Maria's avatar

Brilliant. You are brilliant.

Deo Gratias's avatar

I'm no fan of watching men beat each other up. But the response from the left just confirms that we live in two different Americas. One in which there are two sexes, and masculinity is valued and celebrated, and one in which toxic feminists and feminized men and their insanity reigns. And never the twain shall meet.

Lori's avatar

Pussified men, what a turn off.

Pastor Mike's avatar

But, but, but ... Where were the breast augmented shirtless males hoping around in skirts and makeup? It's the end of democracy I tell you.

Graphite's avatar

Transvestites with drug enhanced 'moobs' Hahaha...

Doug's avatar

Then let's celebrate the end of democracy...

Listen, democracy is fine when you have an educated, responsible population. But the very segment of our population decrying its "loss" is irresponsible and un-educated - or at least, educated on all the wrong things. Indoctrinated is a more apt description.

Pastor Mike's avatar

The Ones Decrying its loss are the ones "educating" others (children) for it's destruction.

Heather B's avatar

When Hillary and Bill were in the People's House they draped the Christmas tree with dildos, condoms, and other sex toys, but sure that *itch is outraged over a cage fight. I loved the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds flying together in precision form, always makes my patriotic heart swell. I guess the left just has to be ouraged, it's part of their brand now.

Infanttyron3's avatar

Howdy, Heather...just passing by and noticed your asterisk on the front end (kinda like one o' them hood ornaments on a Benz, but with a coupla extra radii for extra credit) of that unnamed shaggy dog. In case the star-key (hat-tip to Ringo) malfunctions at some future time, maybe consider using 'beeyatch' (or 'beeyotch' depending on a number of factors, which might include your own personal pronunciation or that of your expected audience, whether viewers or listeners). Happened upon a post elsewhere by my fave cousin (not cuz we dun any kissin' mind ya) that made me recall this old Honda ATC commercial, which, to my surprise and great enjoyment, is still up on YT. Thought you might get a kick-start out of it. 😄https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djc1qUEUSME

Heather B's avatar

Yeah I should have just put "bitch" but sometimes I try to be politically correct and besides, comparing her to actual bitches, that would be offensive to dogs! *He doesn't live on the bayou, he lives up in Shreveport.* 😂 Is there much difference???

Infanttyron3's avatar

Hadn't considered the impact on the canine folk...I won't rat you out to the Woke Police for using that asterisk and will help in your defense in case somebody else does so. I'm not remotely an expert on Louisiana...my first guess would be that radio stations in those two areas might have had different levels of airtime evoted to this classic...as Mr. Serling useta say, "Submitted for your inspection" (or was it approval...it's been a while)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5pIsl-GUoM&list=RDj5pIsl-GUoM&start_radio=1

Infanttyron3's avatar

Dang it to Houston, that was a rapid response all right...glad I was being friendly and y'all's reaction wasn' packin' heat of some kind. Only s bit tangential to that, dija see anything recently about the 20gm load of PETN stuff? Candy O has some info on it.

Heather B's avatar

yes I watch her. She might be on to something!

Infanttyron3's avatar

I haven't bought any of the merch, but maybe I should get a coffee mug or something. Maybe after getting one of your sweatshirts, which I'm fixin' to do one of these days, eventually, but sooner than Dudley Moore was going to get a callback in this skit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnkY1tBvMU&t=127s

When you've been in the business as long as I have (75 years and counting)...

Vince's avatar

What???? Is that true about the Christmas tree?

Heather B's avatar

I don't know really but an FBI agent wrote a book about the Clintons and had that story in his book. They deny it of course, but Bill never had sex with that woman either and still paid her $800,000 to go away so...

Mary Ann Caton's avatar

When Hillary Clinton says "it's our House," she literally means it's HER house. She doesn't mean us.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🎯🎯🎯

Peggy's avatar

I read it that way exactly!

Crash Pile's avatar

That’s why she took the furnishings when she left her house.

The Great Santini's avatar

It’s his birthday, within reason he can do whatever he wants. A UFC Cage Match is not my cup of tea, but OK. It couldn’t ever be worse than the Democrats, who have sullied the place with their cigars and ‘smoking interns’, subornation of perjury, renting out the Lincoln Bedroom for campaign contributions, dancing strip trannies, & “whose cocaine is this?”

However, today several turns of phrase are truly epic: “Yelp review of the apocalypse”; “The Ministry of Truth has spoken”.

I needed the entertainment this AM.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

☺️☺️☺️

Stone Bryson's avatar

Is it still okay that I find both topless trannies AND blood-sports being hosted on the White House lawn to be beneath the dignity of the office? Can we still think one belongs in adult-only drag clubs and the other in halls and arenas designed to host such events?

Anyhow, great piece as always. Appreciate the punching-of-holes in MSM hypocrisies...

Claudia's avatar
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Totally agree. Not a fan of either. There is enough violence in politics every day. War is making me weary

Stone Bryson's avatar

Well said, Claudia. For me, the either/or, this-side-or-that-side paradigms are utterly exhausting.

Claudia's avatar

Exhausting. And deeply destructive. The left vs right is tearing us apart and both are equally corrupt, fraudulent, deceitful, incompetent, etc. As a former progressive, I can say the left IS worse, but not by much. Trump has been deeply disappointing (since Butler). He is owned. He’s sleepy, and his ego makes bad decisions.

SteelJ's avatar

There is a big difference between violence perpetrated on an unwilling victim and two willing competitors. I like combat sports, especially MMA and amateur wrestling (pro wrestling is for people like Trump, and children). Still, it really smacked of Rome. Check out Bryce Mitchell's take - epic. Skip to 6:50 for relevant portion to the White House event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23P0x5IQdk

MaryAnn's avatar

Stone—I agree. Trump did it ‘his way’ and he got the predictable dis from trad-media. MSM will die harder come 1/20/29. It lives to verbally pummel our POTUS at every turn.

Bradley Lewis's avatar

I think he took this to an extreme specifically to upset the extreme left and troll the easily trolled media.

SteelJ's avatar

My thoughts too. I like MMA. I generally pull against the fighters who act like pro wrestlers. Plenty of them are respectful, thoughtful people. GSP was my fav.

Lori's avatar

so you are into topless trannies. that speaks volumes. Next.

Jeff Lebowski's avatar

I’m proud to be a disgraceful redneck.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🇺🇸 💪 🛻 🎆 🍔 🗽

Dr. Molly Rutherford's avatar

I don't usually watch fights, but I watched...and it was really well done. Trump knows how to put on a show. I love that the weather didn't cooperate with the lefties either.

Ginny Moore's avatar

🤣: “The press, as one might expect, responded with the measured restraint of a cat encountering a cucumber.”

You crack me up every time! 🫶

Bad ass as always. 🤬🍑🥰

Howard Carter's avatar

The left hates America and everything Americans enjoy, whether it's UFC or NASCAR. Plus, as I've written before, every morning liberals wake up worrying that someone, somewhere, is happy.

Mary Ann Caton's avatar

H.L. Mencken!!! I've always loved that observation because it's true. Liberals and Puritans aren't that far apart as it turns out.

Momcat's avatar

As you said, Jenna, it was "unapologetically masculine", and the left can't have that.

Cabogirl's avatar

I love it when it’s in their face (the lefts face). Ha!

Vee's avatar

lol! I know that I'm out of touch with the "mainstream" when my in-laws ask if I am going to be watching the UFC fight.

My first thought was what UFC fight and why are you asking me about this specific one out of the hundreds of UFC fights that have taken place. Now I know why!

It seems like the "leaders" of the free world are trying to out extreme each other. With each administration, the swings get more and more extreme and the actually important things that are happening and are worth discussing are becoming mundane.

Top less trannies? I had no idea that even happened, ugh. That is a million times worse than two guys fighting. It's not even comparable. But then you add all of this crazy extreme sports, fighter jets, fireworks, eagles, and all things America to it and it is just over the friggin top.

Hey Mr. Trump, how about you celebrate your birthday by living up to your words like a real man? Remember all that talk about not starting new wars, investigating the clot shots, and your brief interest into vaccines causing autism? Let's do more of that and less chest thumping.

John Wright's avatar

I enjoy being out of touch. {smile} My opinion is the White House is perhaps best used for dignified diplomatic meetings and not a place to hold spectacles (no matter what flavor of politician currently occupies it).

Vee's avatar

"Dignified" 🤣🤣🤣

John Wright's avatar

Yes, dignified things like having sex in private with your intern. 😇

Marcia Beauchamp's avatar

“Biden invited his base to the White House. Trump invited his. Biden’s base likes watching men dress up as women. Trump’s base likes watching men pummel each other senseless. Drag is brave. Boxing is barbaric. The Ministry of Truth has spoken.” EXACTLY.

Marlene Swann's avatar

I meant to restack that comment, that fully encapsulates this whole column. There. Is. No. Comparison. For four years, the Biden administration tried to force feed the 80% majority the sick, skewed, less than 20% perspective of the minority. It didn’t take. The whole country rose up, vomited and then in a huge show of SOLIDARITY - elected one of US.

Nancy Fahey's avatar

Epic read today, a ‘knock out’! Loved reading all the other sides take of a truly fun day in DC…..Let the FUN begin…

Pastor Mike's avatar

And then there's this Gem from the Dim response to Sunday night

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DupkwneK6/

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

That was actually painful to watch😂🙈

Heather B's avatar

Fun fact, I once sat only about 10 feet from Bette Midler in a restaurant in Hawaii. Everyone was respectful and left her alone. She sat and glared at everyone and was really rude to the staff. This was in the 90's and I had liked her before but that episode changed my mind. Not at all like her public persona.

Lori's avatar

she is a bitch. always has been. but if you looked like her, that could explain it.

Mister Bob's avatar

Ughh. Even the backup singers are dogs….

Lori's avatar

Please don't insult dogs. They are beautiful and affable!

Mister Bob's avatar

Oh my, I stand corrected. My beautiful black lab is right here and I believe she’s got a better voice too.

Lori's avatar

Labs are just wonderful! She is glad you corrected, lol!

Lori's avatar

yes, the fat munchkin who sounds like crap.

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Tried to hard to find the speaker on button and succeeded... and they say the Left isn't funny and doesn't understand comedy! I say Pshaw Pasha!