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Bridget's avatar

“Consider who is presenting the health information and whether they have a scientific background or a financial incentive.”

I just...I can't with this. CAN. NOT.

Jenna...thanks for the laughs. Would be pure hilarity if there weren't so many people who are going to be like yay! Finally! This podcast is amazing and we need to forward it to everyone we know to make sure they know how dangerous everything is!

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

If you click on the hyperlink to the trailer, check out the comments… Yes there are certainly folks celebrating and applauding, but the vast majority I would say are like GMAFB.

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Marlene Swann's avatar

I cannot believe this oldster figured out “GMAFB” - like, IMMEDIATELY! Ha ha, right there with those commenters on the podcast.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Mrs. Itoldya!'s avatar

I’m still working on that!! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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Karen Bandy's avatar

Too early, I’m only one cup in (of coffee). If you figure it out let me know.

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The Great Resist's avatar

Me too! But I’m pretty sure it’s not a good thing that my vocabulary has “expanded” so much in the last few years.

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Elise Guidoux's avatar

Congratulations! I always have to search them! 😂

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David Nelson's avatar

I had a hard time with the F. #notnews

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Karen Bandy's avatar

Was trying to figure it out, but it just dawned on me … it is really nasty! 🤣

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Mike Lee's avatar

Still confused 😕

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Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Same!

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Alan's avatar

"Give me a ..."

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Peace's avatar

Thanks for the clue:)

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Unapologetically Me's avatar

Jenna: Start a PODCAST!!!

You're gawjus, hilarious and, dadgummit, you're smart as a whip.

Your nest must have a spare room or basement storage area. You can access a "Vlogger Camera" and a fuzzy mic.

Your wonderful husband could even BUILD you a "Studio" or RENOVATE an existing space.

Pin up some pretty fairy lights, throw in some interesting background kitsch, cover an old oak table and bingo bango boingo: You got yourself a PODCAST!!

(With a built-in daily audience.)

What are you waiting for??

You TOO can diss and dish the dirt VIA LIVESTREAM.

I mean how hard can it be? Candace did it with 3 little kids running around upstairs and a 4th on the way...

(Heck, I'm considering vlogging a cooking show from my unfinished cantina under the stairs filled with shelves of ancient homecanned pears & passata. Using a Go-Pro strapped to my head... and don't even have a SINK in there...)

https://youtu.be/0-FLn-A0cnE

But I digress.

If you need a producer or an assistant who can quickly fact check stuff using a 5 year old phone with a badly cracked screen, and only their right index finger: hit me up.

I work cheap, don't eat much, barely sleep, cook, clean, water plants, keep herbs thriving all year long and can often trouble shoot tech glitches. (Just keep hitting buttons.)

Bottom line, if you're feeling creative after publishing your next book, think about "Jennasside Rocks the Podcast World".

Bet you'd be FABULOUS!!

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

You are so cute! I am currently in line at the pet store #CrazyCatLady but I will respond at length when I get home with all of my excuses I promise!🤣

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TheGreatAwakening's avatar

👀 ... 🤐 ... 😘

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Juju's avatar

Yes! And she should troll Chelsea’s new podcast by naming her own, “You can’t handle the truth!” 🤣😆

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Jeff Schreiber's avatar

Still can’t figure out GMAFB! Any clues? Good Morning America on Facebook? I must be pretty dense 🐒

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Give me a f…

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Marlene Swann's avatar

Gimme a effin’ break!

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llaw555's avatar

Give me a f^*king break!

I don’t know why I immediately got that one. Probably because I was saying it myself!

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Tonee norman's avatar

Thank you very much for that. I am sooo bad at figuring these out! Of COURSE that’s what it means..

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Dena's avatar
Oct 10Edited

In my neighborhood one of those slow down kids playing signs says STFD Karen!

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John Wright's avatar

🤦‍♂️

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Tonee norman's avatar

Rats! Another acronym I have to look up…🧐 I’m pretty sure there’s a swear word in there…. But,I’m really bad at these…

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Valerie's avatar

Her last effort only lasted about a year, hopefully this one will be even shorter. Both she and her mom seem to think the American public is still clamoring to hear what they have to say. No, no we are not. Go away.

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Metta's avatar

🎯~ Go away for good.

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Bridget's avatar

... not that those people matter. But I would prefer if Clinton wasn't adding bullshit fuel to the fake fire

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Russell Schierling's avatar

When I saw the M Kelly GIF I thought the exact same thing - then I scrolled down and saw that you had actually mentioned it yourself. I couldn't stop laughing! BTW; no one who reads your column (or Childers or Tierney, or....) pays one iota of attention to what 'nepo baby' says.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤣

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Marlene Swann's avatar

Wait - I read Childers, but who’s Tierney? Same as Jenna? Count me in! (FOMO kicking in, here….)

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Russell Schierling's avatar

Peggy Tierney of Tierney's Real News (I think that's it) is excellent. Not funny, witty or sarcastic like Jenna or Jeff, but an excellent researcher who sees the big picture about as well as anyone.

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Doug's avatar

Sorry, but I have trouble believing someone who refers to Netanyahu as a "serious man of faith". He's a master politician and manipulator. Tierney's view is as skewed as anyone's, so I have issues with her concept of "Real" News...

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Russell Schierling's avatar

Unfortunately Doug, no one gets everything completely correct. We all have blind spots, but she's still pretty good big pic - my opinion.

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Stop Chemtrails Michigan's avatar

His name was Seth Rich….just saying.

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Marlene Swann's avatar

My hero! Many thanks.

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Valerie's avatar

Same! I need more humorous substacks, give us the deets!

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

I might listen to a Chelseacast if she focused on solving a bunch of unsolved murders, if you know what I mean and I think that you do. Wink, wink; nudge, nudge. Say no more.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

That would be EPIC!

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TheRealRestore's avatar

and reunions with half-brothers . . .

Danney

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Danney%2C+Bill+Clinton%27s+son&t=fpas&ia=web

but be excellent.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

We’d all tune in for that one. 🤣

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Karen Bandy's avatar

‘Murder from the inside’.

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Anna Lafferty's avatar

LOL

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David Baldwin's avatar

I think you're on to something when you said: "But if Chelsea ever launches a show called That Can Be Deleted! where she interviews her mom about how to permanently erase inconvenient facts—or That Can Be Denied! where she gets tips from her dad on lying your way out of White House scandals—I might just have to tune in."

I think we should all suggest those ideas to her for one of her shows. How about a few of us doing that? OK, I'll go ahead and waste a few minutes and suggest those to her. Do you think I will then be targeted by the deep (put in your acronym here)?

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Anna Lafferty's avatar

LOL

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Janet's avatar
Oct 9Edited

Wordless for the moment, Jenna. Back later. Does her liecast have a comments section? She will end up like Michelle O’s whinefest.

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🌱Nard🙏's avatar

I think I’ll start an ALT podcast that airs the day after. I’ll call it, “Oh Yes it Can!”

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Steven Bradford's avatar

I think a better name for her podcast would be, “what difference, at this point, does it make”?

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Scott B Patchin's avatar

“…damp saltine and the warmth of a marble foyer.”

I have to learn to make sure I don’t have a mouthful of coffee when I read you….

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Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Exactly

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Anna Lafferty's avatar

LOL

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Vee's avatar

Wow. Just wow! If Jenna didn't provide links, I would have that this was a freaking joke again! The world is getting crazier and it's hard to imagine that largest swaths of the population actually listen to this garbage and take it seriously.

Not only are the Clintons not in jail where they belong, but they are rolling around in millions of dollars while they troll and laugh at all of us peasants.

If Dr. Chelsea Clinton can have a podcast, so can Dr. Jenna McCarthy 🤗

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Valerie's avatar

So my son is getting a degree in Engineering Physics (he gets that from his dad). I like to tell him that I am also a physicist because I’m a massage therapist, and after all, muscles and ligaments are simply levers and pulleys on the bones. He’s completely unamused by my theory, but now I think I’ll start a podcast called ‘Physicist Explains The World.’ This is what we’re doing now, right?

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Metta's avatar

😂🤣

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Will Falconer, DVM's avatar

Reminds me of The West Wing episode, where POTUS grills the BS “doctor” in front of an entourage. And then beats her to the biblical quotes like a champ before, well, look for the clip on YT, it’s brilliant.

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🌱Nard🙏's avatar

Now that’s a cast I’d listen to!

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Metta's avatar
Oct 9Edited

Dr. Jenna McCarthy! Now I like the sound of that,

After all, she did write the *definitive* book on Ivermectin, right? 😉👍⭐

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I also am an ordained minister (got my certificate online in about 45 seconds so I could marry my friends)! "It's fast, free, & easy!" Should I start going by Minister McCarthy? https://www.themonastery.org/landing/get-ordained?

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Metta's avatar
Oct 9Edited

😆😂🤣 Go for it all! The Reverend Dr. Jenna McCarthy, Minister to Lost Souls, Misfits, Dissidents and Conspiracy Theorists!

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Karen Bandy's avatar

Perfect Metta, because with just Minister McCarthy I was getting a Father Brown vibe. 😉

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Elise Guidoux's avatar

Love this! It reminds me of a coworkers wedding I attended 20 years ago….when the “ordained minister” said “By the powers invested in me by the internet……..” it cracked everyone up! I did not know then that this was a possible thing.

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Metta's avatar

That's a good one, Elise. Thanks for sharing!

Makes *me* want to get a license now, just so I could say that, too! 😁👍

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Vee's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Katy's avatar

I really do appreciate that you listen to things and read things so I don’t have to….my nervous system can only take so much.

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Metta's avatar

You and me both, Katy. . . .

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Anna Lafferty's avatar

"But you do you, boo." LOL - this and the Megan meme parenthetical - double LOL! I can't even believe Chelsea Clinton would have any following. I've actually been thinking some of the people I know that had been vehemently opposed to Bobby as HHS Sec'y are coming around. I wonder if the Tylenol issue really woke people up with a message they could actually hear - far less controversial than the COVID vaccine (and other vaccines) which they clung too from the reptilian side of us. It might have been a stroke of genius strategy to start with Tylenol. I know there was backlash about that from those hungry for more but building consensus is powerful.

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Annie's avatar

Her "following" are paid by the same people paying other lefties to protest.

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Dena's avatar

Or the same people who bought Hunter Biden’s art.

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Anna Lafferty's avatar

Ah! That makes sense.

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Sashachill's avatar

Top tier GIF content this fine morning

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Occam's avatar

Peak USA, right there.

another fine indicator of how low our society is at present.

A completely unqualified nepo-baby taking a public lead on combatting "misinformation".....

by spewing misinformation on topics where she and her family have fatal conflicts of interest.

And everyone just nods along.

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Jpeach's avatar

Chelsea has inherited her parents gift for grift. Pfizer will probably invest some of that $70 billion from Trump into Chelsea’s podcast. Early guests could be Fauci and Travis Kelce (promoting Pfizer’s new self amplifying mRNA injection that will take care of the Flu, RSV, Covid and any essential body organ).

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Gordon Jackson's avatar

I'm a little unclear on that $70 billion. According to David Stockman it's a promise Trump extracted from Pfizer to invest $70 billion of the company's own money in innovative products that are supposed to "benefit the U.S." Whichever direction the money's traveling, Trump shouldn't be fraternizing with people he ought to be prosecuting.

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Jpeach's avatar

100% agree. Doing business with Pfizer is like doing business with the Devil.

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David Nelson's avatar

I am most interested in the joyful contemplation of Just How Much of Chelsea's fortune will be p*ssed away in this, latest, gambit to buy love. #getajob

Want to leave a legitimate legacy? Write the long-overdue expose' of the Crimes of Your Two Fathers. Wait until they're completely dead if you want, but get it done.

After all, you are Hillary's only child...

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

🫣🤥🤫🥴🫥🤐🤥

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Lynn Barton's avatar

I can't even.

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