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I proudly let my freak flag fly. I’m a conspiracy realist.

It’s actually pretty great being 65 because I no longer give a shit what anyone thinks of me.

Hell, I’m at the point that I’m very open to the idea that the earth is indeed flat.

It’s quite the process though, realizing that pretty much everything you ever knew to be true is a big fat lie. It’s called ontological shock. And too many people just cannot tolerate that state of being. They’d rather stay in their comfy cozy world of blissful ignorance. Without faith in God and believing that the Bible is His inspired word, I don’t believe these people have a chance in ever awakening.

I wholeheartedly admit I’m biased. I will NEVER not think when I hear somebody died - for ANY cause - how many shots did they take. 😢. Did they have those white fibrous clots in their veins and/or arteries? BTW - Richard Hirschman is back to seeing them in 50% of the bodies he embalms.

Re: that text you got. I would have wept with joy too. 🥰🥰🥰

PS - Jenna’s readers! Buy her book! You will want to read it again and again.

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I wish I could ♥️like this so much more sis . I love flying my freek flag while wearing my tin foil hat with my “I’m voting for a felon “ tee shirt. 65 & I don’t give a flying flip ♥️🤍💙if you disagree

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Get me one of those shirts sissy!

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My sister, a nurse, called yesterday to tell us that her 39 year old daughter had been diagnosed with cancer. She mentioned that the rates were increasing, especially with the 30 and 40 years old cohort and claiming that they don’t know why they are skyrocketing.

I know why, but she still doesn’t believe it was the

experimental unsafe nonvax.

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I am so sad and furious to hear this. Can you talk to her at all? (I'm guessing not.) I honestly couldn't keep my mouth shut if you paid me. I'm sorry. :(

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I wish I had your courage.

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I tried several times during the wuflu outbreak, and was verbally chastised by her and her PA husband for not believing the lies she thought were true.

I can try, but she’s stubborn enough, and won’t want to be proven wrong so that she will probably reject it outright.

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And FenBen could kill off the cancer, but most would rather suffer & die, because it’s following their almighty Doctors. So sad & sickening!!

https://www.fenbendazole.org/fenbendazole-information/how-fenbendazole-works/

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Thank you!

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So sorry and now a moot point. She needs to be healed. Hopefully, you can talk to your sister about not going "conventional". SO many other options! One is Panacure, which is a wormer. 50mg 3 days on and 4 days off. Will pray for her.

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Is that the same thing as fenbendazole?

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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7505114/

This is the link about Ivermectin. Pretty fascinating.

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Ivermectin is actually another option. From National Library of Medicine

“Ivermectin has powerful antitumor effects, including the inhibition of proliferation, metastasis, and angiogenic activity, in a variety of cancer cells.” It goes on to say they use it with chemo, (yuck)

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What do you mean “both products are the same active ingredients “? Fenben and ivermectin are two different medications,though,both are used as a anti parasitic. I believe they work a bit differently as anti-virals,and,therefore,possibly as anti- cancer. I know I would certainly take both if needed!

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It was referring to panacure = fenben ;)

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Yes a,

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Thank you.

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You're welcome. I just plugged in Ivermectin and that info popped up. Since your sister is a "conventional thinker", maybe you can show her the Ivermectin data from NIH and get her to make sure they use it in her daughter's treatment.

Years ago we came across Ty Bollinger's " Truth About Cancer" A book he wrote because so many family members were dying from cancer. Some simple things he found were that if your body is acidic you will be sick, period! He takes a teaspoon of baking soda each day. The other thing for someone with cancer is NO sugar in your diet since cancer feeds on it.

He and his wife now have a website of the same name with a lot of information on it. Good luck!

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I’m so sorry Mtone.

Might she read this?:

https://flccc.substack.com/p/covid-and-cancer-hhr-june-16-2024?

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Respectfully guys, we know how she got it, so its moot. How to fix it is now the problem. If she goes for "conventional" treatment, she's a goner! SO many other real treatments! One is Panacure, which is a wormer. 50mg 3 days on and 4 days off.

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Thank you.

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I think the exact same thing… and how often did they push others to get it.

Can you tell me the name of Jenna’s book?

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It's "Yankee Doodle Soup for the Fringy, Tin Foil Hat-Wearing Conspiracy Theorist's Soul: An uplifting collection of reflections on the wacky state of the world" and you can check it out here: https://yankeedoodlesoup.com/

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MayBella - I was a contributor to the book. 🥰

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I think you might be my comrade...I too ask how many shots did they have? Every time. Yep.

I get it.

Thanks.

fly

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California and New York??? My word, there just might be some hope for this country after all!

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Right???

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California less surprising, but NY? The place that sent the Covid sickies to live with the elderly in nursing homes? Whoa now. That's progress.

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LOL, Newsom did exactly the same process of placing elderly with covid back in rest homes as Cuomo did, but being the fair haired child of the DNC, it was not reported in the media.

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Maybe because NY and CA believe in the greatest FALSE conspiracies of all time: the current mainstream media’s news! Those are the true false stories based on no evidence whatsoever but the repetition of lies until they become true. So if we are judging based on how easy it is for people to believe lies without any sound evidence, true conspiracies, then they win, right?

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Ummm, many Californians don’t believe the news, or even watch it much, no cable since the middle of the plandemic. I honestly try to get it (news) from other sources, like Coffee & Covid and reading through comments here and over there to “get a feel” for some truth. But ultimately I, yes a lifelong Californian, born & raised (63 yo), put my hope, faith & trust in Christ Jesus.

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There are many pockets of conservatives here, up and down the state.. They’re just out in the suburbs and not in the big cities, it appears. We live in a pretty small community, that is pretty conservative. But even our county is largely conservative. It’s hard to know everything about Blue States if you don’t live in one. We stay here for a few reasons. First, God hasn’t told us to leave, so we “try” to be a light. 2. Our kids and grands are here. It’s hard for them, on the middle of their coffers to just up and start over. 3. If all the good people leave, there’ll be no one left to fight for what is right!!

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I agree. As a native California,my heart has been broken many times with the terrible changes over the years. However,if I am driven out,then,the bad guys win…nope…

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“In the middle of their careers”

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Maybe it will spillover to Massachusetts....hoping and praying!

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Once again, hats off to you for bearing up and consuming the entirety to bring us a mirthful read on it. I couldn't have made it through the first paragraph. Scientific American (I recently subscribed, you know, for "the science") just ran a similar piece and I couldn't, just couldn't read past the first couple sentences. Totally serious, totally out in left field. Gak.

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Will - I loved your essay in Jenna’s book. I wish you were our vet. 🥰🥰🥰

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Thank you,doctor!

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If you think that's bad you gotta check out academia.edu. They have a hords of people who simply paid for their degrees, writing paper after paper about conspiracy theorists. Then as each paper is destroyed by world events, leaks, and basic common sense, they simply write more papers using new, as of yet unproven spoiler alerts.

I took the time to read the entirety of few of their most overactive academics and scored them like baseball stats. They are all batting around .001 for accuracy with zero retractions. I then wrote to each of them showing them their performance evaluations and source documents disproving their life's work and a few even wrote back, but only to pity me for my delusions. They have to be the only people reading their work. https://www.academia.edu/ It's an amazing real world holodeck menagerie.

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Thank you for trying!

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Methinks us precognitive seers will eventually outnumber the numbnuts that make fun of us.

Immigrant friends from commifornia prefer to not be outed when I introduce them to natives.

It amazes me how many people sell out there for big bucks in Denver, LA or NYC, come here with yuppie plans, open a oddball restaurant or business in our satisfied (hick) town of 9000 and leave badly dented or broke complaining the natives around here didn't support their dream of change.

The only conspiracies I see aren't theories. They are just facts that need the bullshit shovelled off them.

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Epic! “The only conspiracies I see aren't theories. They are just facts that need the bullshit shovelled off them.”

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The color coded map explains my utter frustration with friends and family. I live in central MD. Home of the Swamp and the Brainwashed.

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It has to wear on you! I’m always amazed when someone visits me here in Texas from a super Blue area, they comment on how free it feels. This was especially true during the heyday of the Covid insanity. You could live a pretty normal life here, away from the mask/covid Karens. Only place I ever had to wear a mask was walking into the doctors office. Once back in the exam room, the doctor was like “take that thing off!” Never got thrown out of a store here for no mask. Never got yelled at. Where you live really does make a difference!

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I am ready to move South.

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The sooner the better! At least get out of Blue cities in your state. We stay far away from ours, and we do have them. You couldn’t pay me any amount of money to move into Austin or Dallas or San Antonio to live! Hell, we won’t even visit Austin. San Antonio is fine for a visit now, but it was pretty locked down during Covid. Too liberal for our blood!

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Regarding CA and NY, people who live in the belly of the beast learn to cope with the government lies.

A phrase I heard from the USSR, the government pretends to pay us and we pretend to work.

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lol that's a good one.

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Jenna, Most of NY (like where I live) is fairly sane, but the parts that aren't (NYC and the capital, Albany) are certifiably insane, and they call the shots in the legislature. I think some conspiracy theories COULD be true, but even if they are ALL true...so what? What can the average person do about it? In most cases not much. But what each and every one of us CAN do is ignore the noise of whatever sort and live a purposefully good life. If a person is spending all his time worrying about conspiracy stuff and neglecting the rest of reality, then he has failed in life.

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Oregon is the same way. Most of the state is normal, but the Portland loonies control everything, and so the whole state has gone to doo-doo. I grew up in rural Oregon, but I've lived in the Portland area on-and-off for the last 30 years. Even Portland was a little weird, but not too bad until 20-25 years ago or so, and it got really bad in the last 10 years.

Coincidentally (ha!), Oregon has had vote-by-mail ONLY elections my entire adult life. I voted in person once, in 1988 in my very first election. But they passed vote by mail right around then, and it has been state-wide mail voting only since the very early 90s.

Putting on my tinfoil chapeau, we used to have some checks and balances in the state, but since they went to mail in only, one side has grown to have a perpetual super majority. And one side (I don't care which) having unfettered power always results in chaos, decline, and eventually what we have now in Portland. The once-beautiful city looks like they have just quit. They don't clean off the graffiti, they don't pick up the litter everywhere, and periodically we have gangs of roving brown coats try to burn down the courthouse for months on end.

On a positive note, the main county (Multnomah) that the city is found in just voted out their Soros DA, and voted in an "independent" who was a Republican (he changed to independent to run, lol).

We're moving (finally), but I'm an Oregon girl at heart, and my heart breaks for my beautiful home state.

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I wonder if the Pilgrims felt the same about England and Europe.

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I lived in WA for 15 years, and you are absolutely right about mail-in voting. I finally gave up on voting there, because the D's would just re-do votes until they got the result they wanted. I loved Portland (and Seattle, but never Olympia) until ten years ago or so. WA is another mostly-normal state, except for Seattle and Olympia. (And, sadly, increasingly Tacoma, which used to have some working and middle class normal thinking.)

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Same, but for California (So/Cal born & raised!

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My evidence that people mean me harm is the words coming from their mouths which declare that they mean to harm me. 😅

https://thefreethinker.substack.com/p/a-nefarious-agenda-part-two-in-their

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An article to debunk conspiracy theories- hysterical! Right there with you in the tin foil tiara brigade…

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I need a t-shirt that says “proud conspiracy theorist” on it. Sadly, the first person who called me a conspiracy theorist, shortly after “vaccines” came out, has passed away “suddenly” from a “massive health event”, at the ripe old age of 42. Perhaps if she’d listened instead of mocked, there would be a different ending to this story!

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There's zero joy in being right in these instances... as for your need, I really want to do some t-shirts. Maybe soon... ;)

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I think that red headed comic,JP,sells a T-shirt that says exactly that…

I’m looking for a hat that says “Make 1984 fiction Again “…I saw it somewhere..

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Meanwhile, in actual reality, the entire United States is turning darker red with each passing day as more and more people are caught in the tsunami of reality. Gaslighting the masses with articles like this expected. Thanks for the hilarious call out Jenna!

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Well, that settles that. I have been a proud conspiracy theorist since 1966, when the Warren Report pinned the blame for JFK's assassination on Lee Harvey Oswald. Now a novelist, I guess I knew fiction when I read/heard it even back then. And yes. I believe in the paranormal. More than that. I live it. Multiple lifetimes of it. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Given the evidence over the past several decades, I don't trust official government science.

When the head of the US federal reserve states they caused the Great Depression, we should believe him.

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

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As the saying goes, Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

Thanks for another lol inducing article Miss Jenna! 🙏💖

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I thoroughly enjoyed my day drinking. Thx btw!

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🤣🥂

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I laughed out loud at this: “Naturally, I tripped over myself to click on the story, since this is good information to have when you’ve just released a book intended for this very audience.” 🤣

I’m so tired of the media disregarding everything that opposes the official narrative as “irrational conspiracy theorizing” and parroting that there’s no sound evidence for any of it. There’s more sound evidence for ALL of it than there is for any official narrative!

**sitting here adjusting my own tinfoil crown, with attitude**

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🤣👸

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