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Jpeach's avatar

Excuse my Climate Change skepticism but, this feels like a Gain of Function El Nino is on the way.

Kaycee's avatar

it is. take shelter. do what the experts tell you to do. 🤣

Tom Sherman's avatar

…trust the science!🤪

John Wright's avatar

I think you mean "trust the hyped, super sized, science"! 😇

Kaycee's avatar

you had to go and say it Tom! Trust the Science.

I AM THE SCIENCE! bwah hah hah

Light's avatar

Hello, please kindly follow back 🌹

EJ's avatar

Yup, listen close for the HAARP music.

Ginny Moore's avatar

“…you start to treat apocalypse warnings the same way you treat extended warranties: like somebody is trying to sell you something.” The ones who are actually paying attention (because they read Jenna’s Side and Coffee and Covid 😜) know that they probably are.

Bad ass, Babe. 🤬🍑😘❤️

The Great Santini's avatar

Let me see…..

Monkeypox

Hantavirus

Ebola

Super El Niño

Jill Biden publishes a book

Iran is winning and has control of the Hormuz

Bibi is trying to start WW 3

It must be…!!!! THE MIDTERMS !!!!!

Immaculata's avatar

Doctor “ Jill Biden publishes a book‘“

We must never forget her credentials.

The Great Santini's avatar

We all know what BS is. MS is more of the same. PhD is piled higher and deeper

Jewell's avatar

Hey, some of us got a BS and MS. But we already had common sense.

The Great Santini's avatar

Yes, some of us really earned those credentials. Some of us…

Did you read Doctor Jill’s Doctoral Thesis? Piled higher and deeper indeed.

Jewell's avatar

Sorry again for the delay in my response. No I hadn't. Still haven't but I did check out the Title. Very funny. I can't remember the name of my graduate thesis but something to do with the Phoenix Police Department. LOL, even I couldn't look it up in the database to find the title.

St. Alia the Knife's avatar

Radio guys to whom we listen, to make sure no one ever forgets her titles, always referred to her as "Doctor First Lady Doctor Jill Biden."

At this point, her updated title should be "Doctor Former First Lady Doctor Jill Biden." 🤣

Mrs. "the Knife"

Timothy G McKenna's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, we have BINGO!

J. Lincoln's avatar

> "Jill Biden publishes a book"? Who wrote it?

The Great Santini's avatar

I’m betting it was the same guy who did the ‘autopsy’

Dena's avatar

Bibi controls Trump!

Laura Cornwell's avatar

Yeah and the Earth is flat and El Niño will kill us all. Run for the hills!!! and take your toilet paper and canned beans with you.

J. Lincoln's avatar

El Niño ain't all bad, during El Niño years albacore move north off the Pacific coast of N. America and you can catch them with troll gear off the coast of Oregon and Washington. They're yours until the Chinese trawl fleets show up so hustle it up...

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

It reminds me of those TV Infomercials... "But WAIT! There's MORE!" ;)

Vee's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 More concerned about Godzilla. I picked other because I'm more concerned about the reptiles in power playing God. I normally wouldn't be concerned about the doomsday weather predictions, but when we have ample evidence that the maniacs in power have weaponized the weather, I get a little concerned. The "wild fires" in Hawaii and California, Hurricane Helene that somehow made it all the way to the mountains, and an insane amount of ticks that no one seems to be talking about.

Isn't this the same playbook as these plandemics they keep predicting? They know it's about to happen because they are creating the problems.

DJL's avatar

Exactly. You are correct my friend. And their playbook is in tatters because they keep using the same thing over and over again. So predictable.

Teresa Thibodeaux's avatar

It’s that trust but verify thing. It used to be that was just for politics. Now it’s very much for the pretend science they feed us. Which is spread throughout our lives. In our food, in our land, in our air, everywhere. Do not comply. And then - Trust but verify.

Laura Kasner's avatar

I want to have “I will not comply” tattooed on my forehead.

My friend sent me this yesterday and I had to read it more than once because it was so awesome:

“Every obedience experiment in history had the same overlooked finding. Not everyone complied.”

https://x.com/KennyCarmody/status/2061171847476257035

AMZNGRZ's avatar

That is awesome!

Laura Kasner's avatar

Glad you thought so too, AMZNGRZ

JudyC's avatar

Proud to be one of the NoN-CoMpLiAnT!

Russell Schierling's avatar

I need to find one of those Giant Gulp cups to use as a cold plunge barrel. Honestly, I love this stuff because as more people wake up to the BS, they see it for what it is - fear-mongering. Always about money and control. People are (yawn) tired of it. BTW, great memes as always.

Romgrp's avatar

🤣big gulp as a cold plunge tub🤣😂

Thomas G. Ahlers's avatar

Another brilliant column! I’m 69 years old and a recovering environmentalist. I started college in mid 70’s as an environmental studies major. We were required to learn all the reasons that three major crises were coming: a human population explosion (had to read a book by Paul Ehrlich titled “The Population Bomb”). Then a worldwide famine was certain to occur, and finally the world’s oil supply was to be gone by the year 2000.

So I explained this all to my Dad, and he said “Nah, there have always been doomsayers preaching crap like that”. Now I’m giving my kids the same advice. Believe in real science and conservation, don’t buy into the hype.

AMZNGRZ's avatar

Totally relate to this!

JudyC's avatar

I remember being in Mr. Walker’s 5th grade science class in the mid 60’s and him telling us these same tales of doom! Hell, I’m old enough to remember drills of crouching under our desks in case of a nuclear bomb going off! Good grief, I’m really old!

Marlene Swann's avatar

The real Truth is found in Ecclesiastes - “There is nothing new under the sun.” All the time they spend sensationalizing to increase their bottom dollar is now easily recognizable as the lies they are. And we knew this, even in biblical times. Don’t trust the headlines, trust Jesus.

MS's avatar

Notice how every mundane story or update nowadays is BREAKING: - "Breaking: it might rain tomorrow"). No wonder everyone feels broke.

Also "power-washed off the map" - lol, I'm stealing that.

Meddling Kid's avatar

Yawn…..wake me up when something ACTUALLY interesting happens. Like when pigs start to grow wing buds, or a dem says something refreshingly honest.

Immaculata's avatar

“the thing about people who’ve watched the boy cry wolf through half a century …”

Exactly. Exhausting 🙄🤪

Great article. Funny but serious . Appreciate you.

John Wright's avatar

"Irrigation was a bucket and a prayer." - subtle but a great line snuck in there Jenna!

Hype, hype, hype... it's amazing our nervous systems function at all considering that every other headline is the end of humanity. And thus is born the "tune out generation" (not to be confused with the previous "tune out generation" which really didn't live up to today's standards of needing to tune out).

Pastor Mike's avatar

I'm counting on data centers and big gulps to save us. (oh and I have my climate agenda decoder ring)

Gwyneth's avatar

I frightened my sleeping cat off my lap with my laughter. 🤣

Mike Lee's avatar

Voted "unsure". We just endured the warmest driest winter "in memory" (my own memory after observing 63 winters in this present location). Now things are getting wetter!! Bring it on El Nino! My lawn needs free water.

Jerri Hinojosa's avatar

Every time I read about life expectancies around 40, I scratch my head because, after a lot of genealogy research, I see that my ancestors generally lived much longer. Haven’t looked, but I suspect that number reflects high numbers of infant mortality. One 80 year old + one infant who died= a 40 year life expectancy.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

That’s exactly it!

Kaycee's avatar

Godzilla!!! 100 times over!

Pat Wetzel's avatar

Oh,no! I picked build a bunker because it seemed like the most ridiculous response possible. Wasn't that meant with a /sarc?

Kaycee's avatar

Totally! 🤣🤣🤣

Crixcyon's avatar

But I think Gorgo could kick Godzy's butinski.

Warrior Mom's avatar

can't help playing the old Blue Oyster Cult song in my head!! :) :)