“…you start to treat apocalypse warnings the same way you treat extended warranties: like somebody is trying to sell you something.” The ones who are actually paying attention (because they read Jenna’s Side and Coffee and Covid 😜) know that they probably are.
I need to find one of those Giant Gulp cups to use as a cold plunge barrel. Honestly, I love this stuff because as more people wake up to the BS, they see it for what it is - fear-mongering. Always about money and control. People are (yawn) tired of it. BTW, great memes as always.
Another brilliant column! I’m 69 years old and a recovering environmentalist. I started college in mid 70’s as an environmental studies major. We were required to learn all the reasons that three major crises were coming: a human population explosion (had to read a book by Paul Ehrlich titled “The Population Bomb”). Then a worldwide famine was certain to occur, and finally the world’s oil supply was to be gone by the year 2000.
So I explained this all to my Dad, and he said “Nah, there have always been doomsayers preaching crap like that”. Now I’m giving my kids the same advice. Believe in real science and conservation, don’t buy into the hype.
🤣🤣🤣 More concerned about Godzilla. I picked other because I'm more concerned about the reptiles in power playing God. I normally wouldn't be concerned about the doomsday weather predictions, but when we have ample evidence that the maniacs in power have weaponized the weather, I get a little concerned. The "wild fires" in Hawaii and California, Hurricane Helene that somehow made it all the way to the mountains, and an insane amount of ticks that no one seems to be talking about.
Isn't this the same playbook as these plandemics they keep predicting? They know it's about to happen because they are creating the problems.
It’s that trust but verify thing. It used to be that was just for politics. Now it’s very much for the pretend science they feed us. Which is spread throughout our lives. In our food, in our land, in our air, everywhere. Do not comply. And then - Trust but verify.
The real Truth is found in Ecclesiastes - “There is nothing new under the sun.” All the time they spend sensationalizing to increase their bottom dollar is now easily recognizable as the lies they are. And we knew this, even in biblical times. Don’t trust the headlines, trust Jesus.
"Irrigation was a bucket and a prayer." - subtle but a great line snuck in there Jenna!
Hype, hype, hype... it's amazing our nervous systems function at all considering that every other headline is the end of humanity. And thus is born the "tune out generation" (not to be confused with the previous "tune out generation" which really didn't live up to today's standards of needing to tune out).
Voted "unsure". We just endured the warmest driest winter "in memory" (my own memory after observing 63 winters in this present location). Now things are getting wetter!! Bring it on El Nino! My lawn needs free water.
Ya'll ain't seen nothing yet. Coming in 2027 will be the 55 gallon drum ultra monster gulp which after you drink it up doubles as a Monster El Ninny bunker. You can sink it in the ground or you can roll with the tide. And it will be Ebola virus, ain't-a-virus, birdy flew virus and covid virus proof. You're covered for the next dozen Gatsey Boy planned pandemics.
Excuse my Climate Change skepticism but, this feels like a Gain of Function El Nino is on the way.
it is. take shelter. do what the experts tell you to do. 🤣
…trust the science!🤪
I think you mean "trust the hyped, super sized, science"! 😇
you had to go and say it Tom! Trust the Science.
I AM THE SCIENCE! bwah hah hah
“…you start to treat apocalypse warnings the same way you treat extended warranties: like somebody is trying to sell you something.” The ones who are actually paying attention (because they read Jenna’s Side and Coffee and Covid 😜) know that they probably are.
Bad ass, Babe. 🤬🍑😘❤️
Let me see…..
Monkeypox
Hantavirus
Ebola
Super El Niño
Jill Biden publishes a book
Iran is winning and has control of the Hormuz
Bibi is trying to start WW 3
It must be…!!!! THE MIDTERMS !!!!!
Doctor “ Jill Biden publishes a book‘“
We must never forget her credentials.
We all know what BS is. MS is more of the same. PhD is piled higher and deeper
Ladies and gentlemen, we have BINGO!
Bibi controls Trump!
I need to find one of those Giant Gulp cups to use as a cold plunge barrel. Honestly, I love this stuff because as more people wake up to the BS, they see it for what it is - fear-mongering. Always about money and control. People are (yawn) tired of it. BTW, great memes as always.
🤣big gulp as a cold plunge tub🤣😂
I want to have “I will not comply” tattooed on my forehead.
My friend sent me this yesterday and I had to read it more than once because it was so awesome:
“Every obedience experiment in history had the same overlooked finding. Not everyone complied.”
https://x.com/KennyCarmody/status/2061171847476257035
That is awesome!
Glad you thought so too, AMZNGRZ
Another brilliant column! I’m 69 years old and a recovering environmentalist. I started college in mid 70’s as an environmental studies major. We were required to learn all the reasons that three major crises were coming: a human population explosion (had to read a book by Paul Ehrlich titled “The Population Bomb”). Then a worldwide famine was certain to occur, and finally the world’s oil supply was to be gone by the year 2000.
So I explained this all to my Dad, and he said “Nah, there have always been doomsayers preaching crap like that”. Now I’m giving my kids the same advice. Believe in real science and conservation, don’t buy into the hype.
Totally relate to this!
🤣🤣🤣 More concerned about Godzilla. I picked other because I'm more concerned about the reptiles in power playing God. I normally wouldn't be concerned about the doomsday weather predictions, but when we have ample evidence that the maniacs in power have weaponized the weather, I get a little concerned. The "wild fires" in Hawaii and California, Hurricane Helene that somehow made it all the way to the mountains, and an insane amount of ticks that no one seems to be talking about.
Isn't this the same playbook as these plandemics they keep predicting? They know it's about to happen because they are creating the problems.
Exactly. You are correct my friend. And their playbook is in tatters because they keep using the same thing over and over again. So predictable.
It’s that trust but verify thing. It used to be that was just for politics. Now it’s very much for the pretend science they feed us. Which is spread throughout our lives. In our food, in our land, in our air, everywhere. Do not comply. And then - Trust but verify.
The real Truth is found in Ecclesiastes - “There is nothing new under the sun.” All the time they spend sensationalizing to increase their bottom dollar is now easily recognizable as the lies they are. And we knew this, even in biblical times. Don’t trust the headlines, trust Jesus.
Amen. Preach it.
Notice how every mundane story or update nowadays is BREAKING: - "Breaking: it might rain tomorrow"). No wonder everyone feels broke.
Also "power-washed off the map" - lol, I'm stealing that.
Yawn…..wake me up when something ACTUALLY interesting happens. Like when pigs start to grow wing buds, or a dem says something refreshingly honest.
"Irrigation was a bucket and a prayer." - subtle but a great line snuck in there Jenna!
Hype, hype, hype... it's amazing our nervous systems function at all considering that every other headline is the end of humanity. And thus is born the "tune out generation" (not to be confused with the previous "tune out generation" which really didn't live up to today's standards of needing to tune out).
I'm counting on data centers and big gulps to save us. (oh and I have my climate agenda decoder ring)
“the thing about people who’ve watched the boy cry wolf through half a century …”
Exactly. Exhausting 🙄🤪
Great article. Funny but serious . Appreciate you.
I frightened my sleeping cat off my lap with my laughter. 🤣
Voted "unsure". We just endured the warmest driest winter "in memory" (my own memory after observing 63 winters in this present location). Now things are getting wetter!! Bring it on El Nino! My lawn needs free water.
Ya'll ain't seen nothing yet. Coming in 2027 will be the 55 gallon drum ultra monster gulp which after you drink it up doubles as a Monster El Ninny bunker. You can sink it in the ground or you can roll with the tide. And it will be Ebola virus, ain't-a-virus, birdy flew virus and covid virus proof. You're covered for the next dozen Gatsey Boy planned pandemics.
Sign me up for the pre-order!
Godzilla!!! 100 times over!
But I think Gorgo could kick Godzy's butinski.
Fabulous film!
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Oh,no! I picked build a bunker because it seemed like the most ridiculous response possible. Wasn't that meant with a /sarc?