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DJL's avatar

A couple days ago I stubbed my toe on a tree root. I blame climate change. The trees have clearly had enough and they are acting out.

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John Wright's avatar

Dang that climate change! It's even getting tree roots to trip people! Here come Tolkien's Ents!

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Yes, Climate Change is real.

Mostly it's caused by elite wind bags blowing smoke up our jammies with propaganda sized turbulence attempting to deny us our liberties, freedoms and money.

I wish they'd have their next Davos type meeting on a Titanic style boat.

Add ice.

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Tim Pallies's avatar

That's crazy! I stubbed mine on a cinder block. Are they changing (or at least acting out) too? Spooky stuff!

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Ann Glover's avatar

As the waters rise to engulf us all, so too are the tree roots rising, to avoid being engulfed in turn. At the same time, the land is sinking because of Peak Soil, and will soon disappear even fasterer than with just the waters rising. And the glaciers will be engulfing us from above so that we're caught in a Cataclysmic Water Sandwich. And all the mountains will be falling down due to Anthropogenic Tectonic and Volcanic Interference and Meddling, and we are thusly truly Doomed and Dead and should Lemming ourselves over what cliffs remain, to rid the planet of the Scrofulous Human Scourge. But only after making sure there are enough attendants left behind for our Lords and Massas, who will miss us so awfully and dreadfully, but will still need their beds made.

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Il faut savoir ~'s avatar

yes and a doberman was chasing me because he had been exposed to too much sun and so became irrational! It's the climate I tell you!

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DJL's avatar

Oh dear. It might’ve been my Doberman. He’s just turned one and 90 pounds of boundless energy.

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Dan McCarthy's avatar

Whenever I see the media run these 'climate change' scam stories, it reminds me of a job I had as a kid, in the kitchens of a hotel. The chef would send me on little fool's errands, like the time he told me to go and ask the bar manager for a 'long weight'. The management were all in on it, and how they laughed as I waited patiently at the bar for what turned out to be a very long wait. In other words, if you are stupid enough to listen to it, you deserve every bit of the angst and mockery it entails.

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Laura Kasner's avatar

Jenna - thank you for mentioning the Red Pill Expo and for linking the video of G. Edward Griffin introducing Tom who will be presenting at this event. When I watched the video, I got a bit choked up. Ed is quite a big deal. 🥰

For those that don’t know him, he wrote the book, The Creature from Jekyll Island which talked about the beginnings of the Federal Reserve. Ed was also featured in Mikki Willis’s Plandemic 3 film. Ed has been warning us about tyranny for decades.

Traveling today from TN after watching Tom’s most excellent presentation at the Tennessee Funeral Directors Association’s annual conference. I wish they would have videoed it as it was excellent. I’m so very proud of him. And it was wonderful to have my sister attend with me.

Laugh out loud funny post Jenna. We are living in clown world. 🤣😩😡

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James's avatar

Have you read the book "Trance Formation of America by Cathy O'Brien and Mark Phillips?

They have written two books about their experiences, and they are extremely eye-opening and true, I remember when these things happened.

The second book is "Access Denied for Reasons of National Security."

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Laura Kasner's avatar

James - I have not read these books. I’ve seen interviews of Cathy.

Thank you for the suggestion.

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Vee's avatar

Amen! Shout it from the rooftops Jenna! I wonder if the predators' private jets are affected by this clear air turbulence... Methinks probably not.

At least they didn't tell us that our plane trips are getting more turbulent because we aren't wearing masks and getting less vaccines.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

That will be next. We should all be wearing masks and being vaccinated. It might also help if we all register as Democrats.

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St. Alia the Knife's avatar

...an make sure to register dead relatives and help them fill out their ballots. Same with your imaginary friends.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

Truly inspired!

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llaw555's avatar

Hahaha

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Juju's avatar

🤣👍

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Janet's avatar

My sister was on a flight to Spain that was so violent a flight attendant ran to her jump seat and pulled out her rosary beads. That was 1986. Jenna, thanks for the creative ways you inform us of real statistics. Crazy.

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Valerie's avatar

I distinctly remember both my parents telling me stories of flights they were on where they hit turbulence and people hit the bulkhead, were thrown out of their seats, etc. This was back in the days when most people left their seatbelts off except for takeoff and landing. And also they had real food on the planes and people dressed nicely to fly. Sigh.

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Janet's avatar
Jun 9Edited

My first jet flight was 1984. I had read to keep my seat belt on then, so I ALWAYS do. Yeah, fat chance we get pummeled by real silverware and real food on real crockery. It is laptops now that will be flying through the air. Sigh is right. I’d love to take my chances with a warm croissant and beef tips on jasmine rice hurtling at me. Back in steerage where they store me.

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Valerie's avatar

Man, the food used to be so good when I was a kid. Sigh again.

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AFistFullOfGizzards's avatar

I remember those days. It was such a pleasure to eat airplane food, (though not so much British Airways food flying out of Heathrow - that was awful).

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

My best friend’s first job was working in United’s actual chef-run kitchen in Chicago.

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Erin Montgomery's avatar

I remember wearing matching flowered dresses (with my 4 sisters) when we flew from St Louis,Mo to Spokane, Wa in the late 60’s.

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Tim Pallies's avatar

Dressed nicely AND acted civilly.

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Valerie's avatar

I don’t mind comfortable clothes so much, but comfortable clothes can look like you respect the people around you. It’s the pajamas and slippers that are just awful. Ugh.

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AFistFullOfGizzards's avatar

People dress like that normally in my town. Walking their dogs in their dressing gowns, badly done up at the waist, shouting their life into a mobile phone the size of child's book, and with a full, contoured face of make-up. Where do these people come from?

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Valerie's avatar

That’s so weird! Who puts on their makeup and then goes out with pajamas on? Hahahaha (laughs because crying would be too easy)

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AFistFullOfGizzards's avatar

I know! I mean I'm a product of the grunge era, so looking bedraggled not a fresh idea to me. And I would absolutely wear my gardening clothes to Lidl if I suddenly needed to put lunch on the table. But I would not bother making myself up for that. It lacks narrative coherence to me. And I would not wear my slippers or dressing gown. I think maybe I have gotten old.

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Paige Green's avatar

When I and my siblings were young and we only had one car, we took Dad to the airport to catch a business flight. He was in a suit, we were in our jeans (Mom included). Dad walked several paces ahead of us so he wouldn’t look like he was with us. It was all a joke, as we all got hugs and kisses as we parted ways at the gate. Dad didn’t tell jokes, he performed them 😄

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

Nice memories of flying:good clothes and good food. Today, I think people wear pajamas. So it goes with the snack size bag of peanuts.

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Rosemary B's avatar

I remember those days. I flew a lot back in the days of olden

bc my father has a job in the US and we went home to Holland every year

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llaw555's avatar

1985 we were on our way back from our honeymoon in Italy and the turbulence was SO BAD that my husband and I found it necessary to eat an entire box of these fabulous Italian cookies that we had intended to gift a friend with . They were just too good to waste had we not survived.

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David Nelson's avatar

"That was 1986."

It also got me in like 1974 when the "Twin Otter" aircraft that Frontier Airlines was trying to get up and over the Rockies dropped about 50 vertical feet, as measured from where my stomach used to be.

CC be doin' TT now.

Climate Change/Time Travel

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Eli's avatar

Our daughter’s father-in-law is a talented scientist from Hungary. He has been trying to fight climate change nonsense for years, and became so frustrated he quit his job at NASA and wrote a book which is being published in Hungarian (no English publisher would touch it ) He says that yes the climate is changing, it always has changed for all of time, and it is absolutely impossible that the changes are being caused by anything that humans do.

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Rosemary B's avatar

sadly we have a lot of brain washed people.

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David Nelson's avatar

Unfortunately, brain-washed people skip the rinse cycle so we don't even get the benefit of having a host of "clean-brained" people around; their minds are full of fillers (opinions) and fragrances (wishful thinking) and anti-caking agents (knee-jerk mantras).

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Eli's avatar

I hate fragrances!!!

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David Nelson's avatar

Point of clarification: please select all-that-apply:

1. [ ] the WORD

2. [ ] the THING

3. [ ] Wishful Thinking

4. [ ] the use of the WORD as a metaphor for #3.

Regardless, I apologize for all things ever I've had to do with <you know/what you hate>. From 1 to 4, I've written, been the source of and smelled, harbored or entertained, and finally stretched the meaning of.

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Eli's avatar

David you crack me up. It's actually doors #2 and #3, meant as a double entendre but I hate the smell of fragrances so much I have to complain even when I see it written down. Thank you for apologizing. And actually, since since fragrances are hormone disruptors, maybe they are the cause of all the ills in the world including the trans nonsense.

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David Nelson's avatar

I see you accidentally subscribed to my accidental substack on behalf of the existence of which I apologize, simultaneously for its lack of content, and the content which is there, which someone should have deleted by now.

When you are ready to lead the civilizational attack on Big Fragrance, you may look behind from the vanguard, and find me in the van--perhaps alone, but paraphrasing Wally from Dilbert, "Of all my crusades, I like the doomed ones the most."

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llaw555's avatar

Exactly. It always has and it always will.

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Jpeach's avatar

Airlines could charge extra for seats that have replaced drop down oxygen masks, with on demand, drop down laughing gas (the type I use during dental surgery). Turbulence will be euphoric.

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David Nelson's avatar

(Jpeach, ummm, please tell us you're not a dentist...)

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

😆

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Jpeach's avatar

Not a dentist but, a mouthful of implants and crowns. 😁

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llaw555's avatar

😂

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Maureen's avatar

Love your last sentence - on multiple levels. "What I adamantly reject is quietly handing over yet another freedom every time the wind shifts."

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llaw555's avatar

I’m not handing it over and none of us should.

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Rosemary B's avatar

Jenna, you are hilariously funny.

How come no one takes selfies when they are in near death situations

but indeed take selfies and cause their own death?

What a sad legacy to leave to your loved ones "fell off of a mountain taking a selfie"

"fell to their death as a result of a hip cramp, while straddling a large crevice"

Climate change is such bull shit. Greed, forced taxation, love of money (well, I do love money) is all a result of sinning and lying.

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John Wright's avatar

A rollercoaster ride at no extra charge? Wow, I'm surprised the airlines aren't trying to monetize this!

Clearly nobody has ridden a puddle jumper flight from Philadelphia to Atlantic City! You can experience that bumpy ride every day!

The "Red Pill Expos" can be quite interesting! Attend one if they have one near you!

Yes, the climate is changing... suck it up buttercup! Enjoy the next ice age!

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Cindi's avatar

I am old enough to remember the hysteria over “global cooling” in the 1970s but back then the sane response was eye rolls & ridicule. That the geniuses then did a complete 360 reversal to “never mind, it’s actually global WARMING” should have made obvious the scam but all of a sudden the dumber amongst us started buying in. Then they really hit on the perfect slogan w/ “climate change” because yeah it does, every damn day & sometimes in spring, you can get all 4 seasons in a single day.

Most remarkable of all is that we are expected to believe the mental midgets can tell us exactly what the weather will be in 20 or 50 or 100 years (based on computer modeling natch, not science) but weather.com can’t give an accurate prediction for any given day or week.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

[Last night the weather here for today was predicted to be cloudy. But the sun is out. ]

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Cindi's avatar

Exactly. Late afternoon yesterday we were under a “severe storm warning” til 10 pm & not 1 drop of rain 🙄 much less “severe” anything.

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The Great Santini's avatar

It was hot on Saturday and rainy on Sunday and there was a tornado watch. I thought the Bad Orange Man was responsible. Now I know it was Climate Change. With Greta trying to run the blockade to help Hamas I was confused. Thanks for the update.

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Janet's avatar

Love she’s whining that she was “kidnapped”. Kidnap victims don’t get to keep their phones and get first class treatment and airtime. Send her somewhere on a bumpy flight.

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Ree T.'s avatar

I think the Daily Wire said that she was being made to watch videos from October 7.

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St. Alia the Knife's avatar

They refused. Seems like a good time to have it on screens on all sides of whatever room they kept them in. "Here's a delicious sandwich for you while we search your boat, and a show to go with it." Hard to eat while plugging your ears and closing your eyes.

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

I’m really enjoying the climate change here in NJ this spring! Feels like late fall every day now! Chilly, rainy, grey, wheeeee!

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Romgrp's avatar

Same. fall like in WI. Damn climate geo-engineered climate change. 🤬

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

100%. Every day I see the same “contrails” crisscrossing the sky.

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YGS's avatar

😆🤣😆🤣 Is there no end to the idiocy of these climate change ‘causes’? I try to be kind to those who believe this clap-trap, but I’m running short on tolerance. Maybe climate change is responsible for my increasing lack of patience with those who spout this nonsense! You summed it up well, Jenna, thank you once again.

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David Nelson's avatar

"Climate change now being blamed for general public's increasing lack of patience with baseless fear-mongering."

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Hugh Petersen's avatar

Who voted solid? You have a troll!

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Seriously!!! I hate it that ss won't show you WHO voted for WHAT!!!

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AFistFullOfGizzards's avatar

Seems to have happened an hour ago or more so it wasn't me, mercifully. I am the person who manages to like or put a laughing face on death announcements on Facebook. It is so embarrassing!

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GK's avatar

The only change I see is the climate in my body...idiocy makes my blood boil, which heats me up to no end, which surely has melted glaciers in Antarctica and caused the seas to rise. Unfortunately, I see no end to idiocy.

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