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Jpeach's avatar

A giant alien spaceship story could be more effective than the Guthrie kidnapping to cover up the Epstein Files.

Phxrising8's avatar

True! And yet here we are…

BertPE's avatar

You might be on to something there, like ya think our media owners are vile sick deep staters too?!

Jpeach's avatar

They are controlled by the deep state.

Janet's avatar

That covers up Minnesota Fraud. That covers up ….

deborah7isheaven's avatar

I want a better way to package flour, sugar, and cereal! Must we allow the flour and sugar to leak? I’d like a discount for the bit that was lost. Why aren’t the inner cereal bags just ziplocks???

Skenny's avatar

Blame the Packaging-Industrial-Complex. "You will receive granular products packaged this way and you will like it."

Cindi's avatar

I just transferred a new bag of flour into a plastic airtight container the other day. What a PITA

Mike Lee's avatar

It's easier if you leave it in the paper bag.

Cindi's avatar

I just turn the bag upside down to the bottom of the container & lift the bag slowly. Still get some cloud of dust

John Wright's avatar

Ziplock for inner bags is a great idea! But no! That would cost an extra penny to manufacture.

Janet's avatar

Plus how long would they be sitting in plastics. They are filled with preservatives mostly.

Jared Wilbur's avatar

I use ziplock bags to store homemade chicken stock in the freezer. Flip a coin and they magically get a hole in them as they defrost. I think the only foolproof way to protect the cereal is to make the bag out of metal...

ASK's avatar

Ziploc round plastic containers with screw top lids are much easier for stock. And they stack and are reusable.

Janet's avatar
44mEdited

I’ve bought sets of glass containers. Love them. They stack neatly too. I’m over plastic. I’m still using the Corningware with glass lids I got at my wedding 59 years ago and they are used daily and still look great. My. Cutco knives are that old too. Cut like new. I lost the paring knife sometime ago. Still miss it. 🥲Lol.

Michele's avatar

You can add bagged rice to the list!

Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

So an interstellar spaceship travels light years to Earth, through cosmic radiation, micro (and macro) meteorite strikes, past gravity wells, etc., etc., only to crash into the planet. In Korea, maybe. Guess aliens are Asian drivers after all!

Juju's avatar

It also explains my husband. I just knew he wasn’t human. Lol

Janet's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Solid laugh, juju.

The Great Resist's avatar

I was going to make a similar comment. What is it about our planet that causes spaceships that survived interstellar travel to frequently crash upon their arrival here? Also, how did they find us? Is Earth listed in the galactic version of Condé Nast? Why are humans so fascinating to space travelers? Or are they just here for the whales (a la Star Trek IV)? Inquiring minds want to know!

Gwyneth's avatar

The laughter you provoke is such a joyous way to begin the day.

TriTorch's avatar

Deepfake tech is an advanced military PSYOP weapon, it was released to the public to create the following Hegelian Dialectic conditions:

How Deep Fake Internet Information: Photo/Video/Voice Will Lead to Forced Digital ID Requirements for Web Access & Constant Real Time Monitoring

Problem: Deep fake content makes the internet unreliable for information (ie we released our deep fake AI tools to the public deliberately in order create this problem). For example: political figures can be made to look like they are saying things they never said. Too dangerous, could start a war. Nothing can be trusted on the internet!

Reaction: Digital IDs - which they've been conveniently been building for at least ten years - are proposed as a novel new solution to this "unexpected" problem.

Solution: ALL internet usage must be tied to an individual and tracked, traced, and recorded through their unique digital ID. No access is allowed without it because we have to know who is doing and saying what in order to prevent the ^ problem. Come get your digital ID folks, or modern life will be made far more difficult due to zero internet access.

This will extend into every movement you make if you accept it. DO NOT get a digital ID under any circumstances

Ellen's avatar

Yes. I don't even have a smartphone. Just didn't want one, and around the time I may have been convinced it would save a lot of time, I saw the conspiracy-come-to-life about QR coded "vaccine" passports. I just don't want to have a device that's even capable of reading QR codes.

**Hopefully that find-the-sweet-lost-dog Superbowl Ring ad overplayed their hand.

TriTorch's avatar

Yesterday i leaened QR codes have a capacity of 4000+ alphanumeric characfers or 4KB of data. You can fit a small computer virus in that, which is the point of them and is crazy.

You’re on the right track Ellen. The day i can throw my phone along with all of my electronics into the grand canyon will be the most cathartic day of my life.

John Wright's avatar

QR codes can NOT be trusted! Scan a QR code at your own peril. You have no way to verify it like you could a text URL. Nope, scan it and you blindly give permission to it to visit whatever malicious website might be embedded.

Janet's avatar
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Will running it over and over and over with my car tires work, or will the car inform on me in some digital emanation hidden inside. WARNING—Deliberate destruction of important biometric information in progress—SEND AUTHORITIES. After all, this year’s cars have alcohol sensors.

Glitterpuppy's avatar

Hmmm. I thought all viruses were small. Learn something everyday

nancylee's avatar

I've heard that a handy black marker and a single dot or squiggle can render them useless Of course I have no personal knowledge

Mindy's avatar

That Ring ad was horrifying! A massive surveillance system willingly adopted that tracks the movements of everyone, everywhere.

Loesje Shema's avatar

Because of that ad, Ring has cancelled its contract with FLOCK. Look up FLOCK cameras; they have cameras along most major thoroughfares all over the US. (There are at least eighty in my city alone.) They record each and every vehicle, including license plates, facial recognition of drivers, passengers, all dings and distinguishing marks of the vehicle, etc. FLOCK intends to surveil all our comings and goings, who we visit, and where we go. Who has access to this information? What do they do with it? Supposedly, police find it useful in tracking criminals, but since everyone is recorded, we seem to all be guilty before being proven innocent. To learn more, go to DeFlock.org. You can view maps of where the cameras are in your own home town.

David Faust's avatar

Hmm, yeah, but they’ll need to shut that down at every election, right? Because how else do all the dead people residing

at Wrigley Field exercise their freedom to vote?

Roberta Stack's avatar

My list of things to worry about is already too full. “Etsy sellers would start peddling embroidered, alien-proof phone cases.” Too funny and true!😂😂

John Wright's avatar

Absolutely true! We humans would immediately jump on any excuse to scam our fellow humans!

Tim Pallies's avatar

"Do we get a tax credit? A commemorative coin? A federal holiday? Do the aliens join the UN? Maybe start a podcast?"

Pardon me while I snort coffee out my nose. 🤣🤣🤣

Nadine Chapman's avatar

Does your cat really pee in your sink?

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

He does, I am loathe to admit. Only my sink and only since we added a kitten to the mix. He has always been very needy and very attached to me, I’m pretty sure he is expressing his opinion of the new baby. 😂🤦‍♀️

Karen Bandy's avatar

When I first read that I was thinking that when he was a kitten someone taught him how to pee in the toilet and he’s just mixed up. But with your explanation I’ve decided he’s just an asshole… or he has crystals. 🤷‍♀️

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

LingOL! He's really not an asshole (swear) and I've had him checked for EV-ER-Y-THING. He's just anxious. It's disgusting but could be worse (see @Phxrising8's comment below)... ;)

Phxrising8's avatar

I have a cat that pees on the walls. Puppy pee pads now adorn my walls in one room!

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

OMG you win/lose. (Question: do the pee pads come with the divorce papers or do you have to order those separately?) 🙈😂

Phxrising8's avatar

LOL! Single/never married, gee I wonder why? 🤣😹

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

😂😂😂

John Wright's avatar

{grin} I caught that one too! I've never known a cat to pee in a sink, but it sure wouldn't surprise me. Maybe it's an alien cat?

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

It’s a fairly new habit and started coincidentally when we got a new kitten… Someone is clearly not happy and making it known!🙈

John Wright's avatar

Oops! Intruder! Yes, that'll do it! New little furball getting attention is going to cause disrupted behavior!

Did you check the kitten to make sure it's not an alien in disguise?

Loesje Shema's avatar

It is definitely from stress over the change in the household. Have you looked into Feliway? It is a device which plugs into an outlet and releases calming scents.

I have a kitty who gets in the bathtub and looks longingly at the faucet, then back to me. I turn on a small trickle and she lets it drip down her head and onto her paw, then drinks. Sometimes she just licks directly from the spout. And, if I do not limit the amount she drinks, we get a watery Mt. Vesuvius afterwards. (If we're lucky, it's all contained in the tub.)

nancylee's avatar

I had a cat that slept in the sink under a slow drip faucet

John Wright's avatar

Cats certainly will curl up in sinks. It seems unusual to sleep with it dripping on them though!

Curtis's avatar

Came here to ask the same thing. 🤣

Maureen's avatar

Nice one Jenna. The public has been so desensitized to spectacle that even if something real/true comes along, it ends up being seen as nothing but a yawn. The internet has already elicited all the dopamine hits it can harvest and is exposed for the fake thing that it is. Anyone w a mind has already gotten off of social media or has figured out how to interrupt the ever-constant algorithms they are exposed to.

John Wright's avatar

"Mildly curious. Slightly amused. Politely indifferent." - Yes! That's my position.

Jenna, you've done a beautiful job of touching on one of the key challenges our society has ever faced: no longer being able to trust, no longer being able to tell fact from fiction.

When our government holds no credibility, our media holds no credibility, computer generated images and videos are convincingly realistic... What are we left with?

If only 10% of what we are bombarded with on a daily basis is fake, the other 90% becomes untrusted. Heck, my title company couldn't even trust that I'm "me" despite sitting down face to face at my dining room table with the (human) notary they sent. Nope, I couldn't prove to an online trivia contest that I was "me" so they couldn't wire me my money owed to me for selling my home.

It's time to break out the face to face smiles, handshakes and conversation.

Stone Bryson's avatar

I'd believe it. I always figured we are not alone in the universe, and considering our violent history extra-terrestrials would want to keep an eye on us... if they're smart 🤷🏻

What I find amazing is we went from demanding disclosure and accusing the government of a coverup, to seeing disclosure as a government psyop to distract us from... 'something'.

To me, the REAL psyop was how they somehow made what could be the biggest news in human history into a source of memetic ridicule 😐

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

#Blessed cracked me up!

The royal formerly known as Prince Andrew has been arrested in connection with something-Epstein, so I now believe anything can happen.

Whilst (Somebody pls tell me how to italicize words!) I don’t really care one way or another,

I do have an open mind. If aliens emerge, suit them up with MAGA hats and set them loose in a tent city in California. Let’s see what happens. Gavin needs fodder for his podcast.

Ellen's avatar

"Of course, none of this is helped by the fact that the people running the place lie to us as casually as they breathe." - Yep. Charles Eisenstein (beautiful mind and soul, hated as traitor by the left for his RFKJ support) says that as things hidden are revealed, it won't just be dark things, it will be healing / energetic technologies, etc .. perhaps that ties in with alien tech ... makes sense that both that would be the energetic tragectory we're on, in reality,

and also,

that the lying liars make it up to distract from their crimes.

Maybe there are frustrated meetings right now where "they" are arguing between Distraction-Aliens and Distraction-War.

Jenna - Thank you for your Wayfair article. That was thorough. Independent sellers sell on Wayfair, so it's not even an accusation of the store / business itself being part of anything. That's how the media spun it. Of course.

https://charleseisenstein.substack.com/p/reality-is-breaking

"Secondly and more importantly, waiting just outside of the carefully-guarded borders of official reality is knowledge that can revitalize humanity and all life on earth. The same breach in the wall through which the feral pigs of pedophilia, human trafficking, rape, murder, satanic ritual, and financial and political corruption are invading public awareness will also allow more welcome exiles to enter. What will this world become when we bring in all that has been suppressed? Circular economy money systems. Mind-body technologies. UAP technologies. Psychedelic therapies. Indigenous practices of ritual, dream, sound, story, and ceremony. Over-unity energy devices? What happens when “alternative” healing modalities come into their own? Regenerative agriculture? Bioremediation of waste? Ecosystem healing? And social technologies too, of inquiry and listening, conflict resolution, compassionate dialog. And what happens when we fully countenance the reality of extraterrestrial civilizations, of telepathy and ESP, of the continuity of consciousness after death? We will be able to create together the more beautiful world our hearts have always known is possible." - Charles Eisenstein

Glitterpuppy's avatar

Whew! Lots of words…..

Donna O's avatar

Honestly! Why would creatures with “higher intelligence” want anything to do with this planet where half the educated can’t define “woman?” If you’ve ever watched South Korean dramas or followed one of their idols (stars), you would know the South Koreans would have melted the internet over anything larger than a dinner plate crashing into a mountain close to Seoul.

MaryAnn's avatar

Other life forms may exist. How does this affect me/mine? Not at all.

However, much closer to home, the War on Chlorine Dioxide definitely affects me. Good work!

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I love it!☺️💕

Deb King's avatar

Wait, your cat pees in your sink? Cool trick!

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

It’s really really not.😂🤦‍♀️