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It’s only her third day on the job, and already Donald Trump’s newest White House staffer has been caught in a spectacular scandal.
Twenty-four-year-old Beni Rae Harmony—which sounds like the third-place finisher on American Idol but I pinky-promise that is her actual name—is a former on-air news anchor, TPUSA producer, and Senior White House Correspondent for Real America's Voice. I’m not trying to mount a premature defense here, but it’s a pretty impressive résumé for someone who’s not even old enough to run for Congress and still has to show her ID to buy spray paint.
On Monday, Harmony started her new job as an assistant White House press secretary. Not the White House press secretary. An assistant press secretary. Basically an aide. One of many gals who talks to the press on behalf of the gal who talks to the press on behalf of the president. The distinction may seem petty until you try to name a single assistant press secretary under Karoline Leavitt, Karine Jean-Pierre, Jen Psaki, Kayleigh McEnany, or literally any other White House spokesperson in history without consulting Google.
Nevertheless, journalists have uncovered a photograph of the previously obscure aide so “vile” that apparently the national APB system was immediately alerted…