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FREED0ML0VER's avatar

This is no small issue, Jenna. If you add up all the wasted minutes that low-flow shower heads cost the American people each day, it probably adds up to a lifetime. Low-flow shower heads KILL someone every day.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Literal water torture 🤣

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

Yet how else are you going to encourage people to sing and practice shower singing than by crippling the pressure of the shower?

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Dave Scrimshaw's avatar

But it did give some good material to Seinfeld.

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Patti F's avatar

We built a house in 2023. Had the builder leave the packaged showerheads on the counter before they got installed. Came in at night to check the building progress and removed the regulators from the heads. Awesome showers!

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Adrian's avatar

I'm thankful the regulators are easily removable. What I really want to see is allowing us to buy real light bulbs again (Make America Bright Again?) - I still can't stand the fake ones.

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SadieJay's avatar

I hoard up any incandescents I can find. Even if one is attached to a lamp at a thrift store, I am like "Wrap up that lamp AND the BULB!"

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TheGreatAwakening's avatar

I stockpiled a whole bunch when Biden's EO went into place.

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Patti F's avatar

My husband worked in the lighting industry for 35 years. We have OODLES of incandescents. He hated watching all of his US factories close because they switched it all to Mexico and China.

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

Given the rather strange fabrication from Trump 1.0 involving Russia, hookers, and certain aqueous goings on, I'm surprised the headline didn't read "Trump to make showers golden again".

Make America Gush Again

Again

The downspout of despair meets the hair of destiny. And the hair wins. Yet again.

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

I agained again. Oops. Apologies

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤣

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The Great Resist's avatar

Ha! I thought the second “again” was on purpose, in reference to Trump’s earlier attempt to fix the showerhead issue in his first term. Your comment is clever either way! 🚿🛀

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Bard Joseph's avatar

The shower head files about to be released and on Pam Bondis desk.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Bring on the binders! 🤣

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Bonnie Cook's avatar

As ususal you made my day start off with a ROAR. Now lets get to another issue. I can't buy a new riding mower in the great state of California. It is so green with tall grass the so called inviro battery riding mower can't handle it. Also where I live $5.75 for a gallon of Reg. gas because we are going into the Spring/Summer blend of fuel so as not to hurt the air while they keep bombarding us with CHEMTRAILS. It is nuts. So is California. Somehow there has to be a way to turn us into a Red State with brains. Shut off NEWSCOMES shower head now. Then he has no way to wash out all the gel in his hair

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SadieJay's avatar

Idaho is also being bombarded all day and night with the flying minions of Satan spraying their evil shit to block out the sun/son/moon. It is supposed to be a full moon this weekend. I have photos of them spraying over the full moon and it is sick. Then you hear the weatherman tell us it is going to be a 'gray day with high cloud cover' and I yell at him. Idiots!!

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Mike Perceval's avatar

Laughter is ‘medicine for the soul’, and Lord knows we need a good flow of it these days. But, I’m thinking you might have ‘over-prescribed’ today’s dosage Jenna! Not really, but you’ve got my ‘laugh meter’ pegging the red zone this morning - and I LOVE IT!🤗

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤗

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

There's a pretty good chance that if we all backed out of the WHO, no one would recognize a pandemic at all because without all the fear and propaganda narratives, things would just proceed as normal. There might be more deaths one year over another. And maybe we could seriously investigate the more complex nuances of sickness instead of ascribing every ailment under the sun to "Covid" and "Long Covid."

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

exACTLY.

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Mrs. Itoldya!'s avatar

Like “COVID” running rapidly around the world since the military games, and no upticks in hospitalization & deaths? Oops! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤬

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

The problem with the "pandemic narrative" is that even under the auspices of the narrative, it should follow that a population decimating event predicates the need for these restrictions. Aside from a few parts of the world that were allegedly hit hard, there is no proof of this. Rather, most prove in rising rates of death and bad outcomes occur after the "pandemic declaration."

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Carolyn's avatar

I love it and I love how Trump messes with people. Small issues are the most frustrating

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Prof. Fred Nazar's avatar

Please warn the Trump Admin:

Catch 22: even if the US leaves the WHO, it will be subject to it through another treaty: PAHO (Pan American Health Organization), which although founded decades before the WHO, it was absorbed by the WHO in 1949.

Also, he didn’t leave the International Health Regulations treaty, another WHO trap!

What about getting the people of GAZA showers again?

Help with your comments. What’s your best way to wake-up those who didn’t yet?

The more the awakened, the sooner this nightmare will be over!

What’s your experience about asking for an opinion on the following topics?

Why is food poisoning legal? (Rumsfeld forced the FDA approval of Aspartame/Nutrasweet)

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/why-is-food-poisoning-legal

Your phone attacking with ultrasonic booms?

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/sound-of-silence-challenge

How could a father get 20 million dollars from the Government?

A 20 sec video of a baby with vax seizures?

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/autism-day-shall-we-celebrate-the

Your opinion about Big Pharma scandals?

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/system-failure-ai-exposes-zero-government

Ready for anti-COVIDiot pills?

Did you know that the PCR-test doesn’t measure sickness and is not suitable for tracing, with up to 90% false positives? It was a PCR-demic!:

https://off-guardian.org/2020/12/18/who-finally-admits-pcr-tests-create-false-positives

https://rumble.com/v6kevka-understanding-pcr-as-a-diagnostic-test-applications-and-pitfalls.html

That Dr. Fauci admitted that there was no scientific basis for social distancing?

https://thefederalist.com/2024/06/04/fauci-admits-there-was-no-scientific-evidence-for-six-foot-social-distancing-rule/

That the CDC admitted that masking was useless against COVID?

https://web.archive.org/web/20211230231436/https://www.dailyveracity.com/2021/07/26/over-50-scientific-studies-conclude-masks-do-nothing-to-prevent-the-spread-of-illness-so-why-do-people-keep-claiming-they-work/

https://www.naturalnews.com/2023-08-28-cdc-admits-masks-totally-useless-against-covid.html

That you’ve been lockdowned for nothing? Johns Hopkins meta-analysis of 18000 studies proved that lockdowns didn’t work, and worse, killed people by stopping those with cancer or heart conditions from getting testing and treatment

https://sites.krieger.jhu.edu/iae/files/2022/01/A-Literature-Review-and-Meta-Analysis-of-the-Effects-of-Lockdowns-on-COVID-19-Mortality.pdf

Could you please explain why no Health Agency researched the 30+ COVID effective cures, but instead censored and banned the doctors successfully applying them? Was it because a successful cure would void the Emergency Use Authorization of the lethal vaccines?

http://c19early.com

http://bit.ly/research2000

Should every single vaxxed on the planet be suing Pfizer and Moderna for deliberately hiding human DNA plasmids in their vaccines, and Pfizer, for injecting an undisclosed carcinogenic monkey virus (SV40) sequence in the clueless biohacked, as officially recognized by Health Canada and Slovakia?

Failed again? Show 10 secs in the middle of this video (who doesn’t have 10 seconds for you)

https://odysee.com/@ImpossiblyWackedOutWorld:f/WTC-7-Free-Falling:8

(caveat about the beginning: pot destroys your brain + “Raises Risk of Heart Attack and Stroke”)

9/11: two "planes", yet 8 towers down. WTC7 imploded, free falling on its footprint, in a controlled demolition. It was out of reach as well as the unblemished Deutsche Bank. All 7 World Trade Center towers and that bank needed to be rebuilt, not the closer towers not belonging to World Trade Center...

The “owner” took an insurance policy for the WTC against terrorism, months before, when no one was taking them … he didn’t show up for work on 9/11 … just as his 2 grown up siblings.

The inside information about the FUTURE 9/11 event helped masons make trillions by shorting the stock exchange: the records were deleted by the SEC so they wouldn't be prosecuted !!!

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/911-2-planes-3-towers

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/107-911

Would you like to earn $60,000 per year for educating your own children?

Rethinking education for the real 21st century:

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/rethinking-education-for-the-21st

There's a plan to slow-murder 95% of the global population by 2050… written on the masonic Georgia guide-stones: “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 … ”:

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/depopulation-or-extermination

Elections: bought or stolen? Both!

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/2024-elections-bought-or-stolen

Free 100 redpill movies and documentaries:

(don't miss the 1st one, 10 min at 2x, amazing tool for a discussion):

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/wake-up-videos

- Since the 90s, vaccines are weaponized to reduce the population by adding hCG to infertilize women: lab-detected in 30 countries.

- Excess deaths in the first 2 years: 40 million people killed by the lethal injections... so far. COVID was designed as a primer for even more lethal COVID haccines:

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/the-real-covid-timeline

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/not-vaccine-not-gene-therapy-just

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/what-do-bioweapons-have-to-do-with

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/you-are-anti-haccine

The COVID vax infertility bomb will explode in 10-20 years, when the haxxed children grow up.

- You’ll go nowhere and you’ll be happy:

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/2050-youll-go-nowhere-and-youll-be

- Elon's top secret: EVs cause cancer

Go green with gasoline!

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/electric-vehicles-cause-cancer

- You are the carbon they want to exterminate! Proven in 3:

1. No one denies that man affects the weather, but science disagrees with the official narrative.

Prehistoric data from ice cores proves that temperature rise precedes carbon release in the atmosphere, not the other way around.

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/best-scientific-sources-to-debunk

2. There's proof of deliberate geoengineering to increase global temperatures and droughts, and decrease albedo by dissolving clouds with satellite and Weather Radars’ Electro-Magnetic Frequencies and through chemtrails.

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/satattack

3. Life involves a carbon cycle. A war on carbon is a war on life, causing crop/food scarcity, increase in food prices and famines. Decarbonization is part of the plan to exterminate 95% of us.

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/carbon-reparations

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/climate-deaths

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/killing-me-softly-with-green-songs

4. Why do they want you to drink cockroach milk?

"DRINK zee bugs": Cockroach Milk The Next Superfood !!!

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/drink-zee-bugs-cockroach-milk-the

- Apart from sin-empowered demons, what is their main source of power? NOT a coincidence that the USA left dollar convertibility to gold in 1971, precisely triggering the exponential government deficit coupled with the trade deficit and inflation.

Taking down central banking doesn't solve the problem. Their source of free endless money is counterfeiting, fractional reserve banking and financial instruments (e.g. derivatives, debt over debt, compound interest above real growth, etc.). Also, insider information, sabotage, infiltration, manufactured news and events to create profitable market-movements.

This is the Achilles’ heel of all nations: the SSS (Satanic Secret Societies such as masonry) create trillions out of thin air and launder them through their Banks, foundations, and foreign loans and “aid”, with which they buy puppeticians and seats in the boards of the Federal Reserve (the only private-run Central Bank in the world), judiciary, corporations, media, healthcare, universities, foundations, political parties, etc.

The masons’ worst nightmare is that the daydreaming majority wakes up, finds out their crimes, and seek justice. We are a million to one. Until they achieve the CBDC digi-tatorship, they are walking on a tight rope.

We've got a very small window of opportunity to fight or ... die (they want to murder 95% of us).

President John Quincy Adams: “Masonry ought forever to be abolished. It is wrong - essentially wrong - a seed of evil, which can never produce any good.”

Satanic Secret Societies for dummies:

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/sss-for-dummies

Who are The Powers That SHOULDN'T Be ?

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/criminal-intent

https://www.coreysdigs.com/global/who-is-they/

The end of money and freedom

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/uncle-sam-altman

LBJ killed JFK for the Federal Reserve, Nam and the Israel A-bomb

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/lbj-killed-jfk

Weaponization of Justice: no democracy with Freemasonry!

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/weaponization-of-justice

Illuminati David Rockefeller, finest quotes:

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/david-rockefeller-illuminati

Confessions of ex illuminati Ronald Bernard:

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/confessions-of-illuminati-ronald

Illuminati Attali, finest quotes:

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/attali-illuminati-finest-quotes

Chisholm, father of the WHO’s global pedophilia

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/brock-chisholm-father-of-the-whos

Ex mason Serge Abad-Gallardo:

https://www.ncregister.com/interview/confessions-of-a-former-freemason-officer-converted-to-catholicism

16 laws we need to exit Prison Planet

https://scientificprogress.substack.com/p/laws-to-exit-planet-prison

Please share, not the articles, but the information! The messenger expendable. Saving the free world, is not!

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Dave Scrimshaw's avatar

great comment

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David Nelson's avatar

I heard Tony Shalhoub say that it was difficult for him to get Adrian Monk's mannerisms and habits out of his head after the TV show "Monk" ended. (In fact, after binge-watching all 8 seasons, my wife and I still straighten all the packages on aisles we visit in stores.)

Therefore, channeling your grandmother, I solemnly warn: "If you keep talking like Trump, you're going to 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸 that way."

THIS is the textbook poster-child definition of 𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝔂.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

👀

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deborah7isheaven's avatar

I’m so excited! I no longer have to go to a high end hotel to get decent water pressure in a shower (how do they get away with it??). I can not wait to fix my shower! 🚿💜

Woo hoo!

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Patti F's avatar

Take your current showerhead off and remove the plastic regulator that's inside. YouTube how to do it. There are tons of videos. We did it when we built our house 2 years ago. It was a simple process.

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Cindi's avatar

Agree Patti. When we bought our current home, the 1st thing I did was get the plumbers in to remove that crap from all heads & faucets. Now if we can get back to manufacturing washing machines & dishwashers that can do their jobs w/in 1/2 hour. And toilets that need only 1 flush!

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Dave Scrimshaw's avatar

Danke for ze self- identification, fraulein. Ve are zending our vasser squad to your home as you read this.

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deborah7isheaven's avatar

I opened up my shower and couldn’t see what I was looking for. Of course I found 2 YouTube video and regulator in each one were totally different, so maybe I missed it. 🤔

I might try again later. Thanks!

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Dave Scrimshaw's avatar

Danke for ze self- identification, fraulein. Ve are zending our vasser squad to your home as you read this.

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Jeanne Gill's avatar

I love your writing style Jenna. Great way to start the day with a few laughs and a smile. You captured Trump exactly in verbose terms. Thank you!

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Channeling Trump is my favorite. 🤣😊

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Roberta Stack's avatar

Our plumber asked us if we wanted the regulator installed or leave it off. We left it off. I like a good pressure in the shower. And I like an incandescent bulb as well. Call me shallow but I appreciate the little things. I like most of what Trump is doing and I particularly love what RFK Jr. Is doing the most of all that is happening. Great post, once again and always great for a much needed laugh.

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David Nelson's avatar

Incandescent bulbs!

Yes! Remember when they were OUTLAWED (well, seemingly, because they sure disappeared), and were replaced by CFBs (compact fluorescent bulbs)? And then CFBs were ELIMINATED--"They have MERCURY! We DIDN'T KNOW WHEN WE ORDERED YOU TO BUY THEM THAT THEY HAD MERCURY!!!!" How many TON-TONS of CRAPPY, CURLY BULBS are in our landfills now--THANKS TO THOSE LEFTIST NANNIES--who were UNTIL VERY RECENTLY ramping up their program to fill what's left with EV batteries?

And THEN it's all like, "WHAT Compact Fluorescents? It's only ELL-EE-DEES in HERE! Whatreyoutalkingabout CFBs?"

I recognize it now in retrospect, it was all just a lead up to the Days of Gas Lighting...

Makes a person want to drive up to the Legislature with a case of RSBs (rectum-sized bulbs).

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

It's those "little" things that emerge as big things ultimately. And when we're surrounded by annoying little things like water pressure that is lowered ON PURPOSE, it just adds up to having a bad day. One of the things to love about Trump is that he's paying attention to those things that annoy us. It's bad enough to have to go around all day worrying about WW3.

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Elaine McCauley's avatar

Realize two things: Trump has a sense of humor that drives the opposition absolutely crazy and will keep their blathering going for days on social media. Secondly, it is return to common sense.

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Dave Scrimshaw's avatar

"we won’t even know the next time we’re in a pandemic" - huh, sounds like a good thing to me.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Yup!

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Vee's avatar

lol! Is this real life? Anything but the covid vaccines!!!

Speaking of showers, it drives me crazy that new shower heads limit the water pressure to an unenjoyable level. The first thing I always do when installing a new shower head is to open up and rip out the little piece with a set of pliers that restricts the water flow.

Have a great Friday and weekend all! Thank you as always for the laughs Jenna!

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤗🤗🤗

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