Sleep In Heavenly Peace, My Ass
(From IF IT WAS EASY THEY'D CALL THE WHOLE DAMN THING A HONEYMOON)
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“Do you know what it means when you have a man lying in bed
next to you moaning and gasping?
It means you didn't hold th…
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