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Laura Kasner's avatar

I’d buy it if I had the opportunity to smack Tapper in the face with it.

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤣

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Valerie's avatar

Best comment! I’d pay to see it.

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NormaJeanne's avatar

This visual made my day!

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Laura Kasner's avatar

Made my day to know I made yours NormaJeanne. 🥰

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John Wright's avatar

It's debatable whether it would be worth the jail time or not. 😇 Can we take turns? Tapper sounds like someone who really could benefit from a wake up smack.

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The Great Resist's avatar

If it would wipe that smug smirk off Tapper’s face, I’m for it.

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Doug's avatar

The offer would have to exclude jail time. And I think it would have to include the option to take turns OR team up to smack him from multiple angles at once, in a team effort.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

Excellent idea. At least the book would serve some higher purpose.

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J. Lincoln's avatar

Save it for the next toilet paper shortage. (I've run out of copies of Hillary's "It Takes a Village"...)

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

Or lower purpose.

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Vee's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

Hardcover for that purchase.

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KatWarrior's avatar

Hey Laura, I would pay some real money 💰 to witness that little act of kindness 😎

See my opinion of Mark Halperin below. The same humble opinion of Fake Tapper 🤮😳

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Cindi's avatar

Or shove it up his ass, Laura

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Doug's avatar

Well, that's where you'll find his head, anyway...

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Juju's avatar

Best. Reply. Everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Spit my drink out just now. Can’t stop laughing. Thank you for that!

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Laura Kasner's avatar

Hahaha! You're welcome Juju!

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Tonee norman's avatar

I posted how funny I found your comment,but,I can not see that it’s here,so,again THAT”S FUNNY,Laura!

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KatWarrior's avatar

😎😆😂❤️

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Doug's avatar

I'd be in line right behind you.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Good one 👍🏼💟

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

Shameless hackery. An absolute wagonload of horseshit in an effort to make money on their own mendacity.

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Valerie's avatar

The only thing more disgusting than Tapper on Megyn Kelly was Joe Scarborough on Mark Halperin’s show. I don’t like to use the word hate, but I feel visceral hate for both of these men right now. The AUDACITY to claim they didn’t know is appalling. THEY were the problem all along.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

I thought Halperin was better than that. Turns out that his friendship with Scarborough is more important than taking him on.

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KatWarrior's avatar

Okay, I have to weigh in on Mark Halperin! He is (IMHO) a venal, mendacious, fake, false, stupid, smug puppet thingy for the DemonCrats!

My hubby (whom I adore) started watching Mark’s 2WAY before the ass kicking election 2024. I still remember my first “encounter” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

That smug, elitist, “haavad” educated bullshit tone. I was sooooooo turned off. You can ask hubby for yourself! If I am within spitting distance of hearing that slime bags voice the 👀 begin rolling and I get nauseous 🤢

So, of course the SOB had fellow slime creature, Joe Scarecrow on his show!

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

I confess to having watched Two Way for a week or so before catching on to Halpern as a fake neutral journalist. Now I see why he’s friends with Scarborough and respected by so many in the lying media. He’s everything you say he is.

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RANDALL R NORTON's avatar

I like your style!

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KatWarrior's avatar

Why, thank you Randall! 🙏❤️😎

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RANDALL R NORTON's avatar

I like your style!

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Valerie's avatar

Same!

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Dena's avatar

Halperin is after all a bit of an elitist lefty. They think they’re always smarter & know better than you.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

Insufferable.

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Janet's avatar

If this disgusting book ends up on my library book shelves, I’m hiding it in the Dead Poets section. Nobody goes there in my town.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

We don’t hate these less than mediocre media morons enough. They would push their own mothers out of the way to get to a nickel on the floor first.

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Someone else's avatar

It is depressing to think about how many voters will buy the book because they think it is actually an important book to read. I wonder whether any of them will realize that it’s pretty simple to stop being duped?

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Robert C Culwell's avatar

Spot On Jenna (tapper = 🦨 🦤 🕷️) ✂️💰

The legacy MSM are Swamp Creatures 🕸️🐊🪳🦑

BAN ALL PRESCRIPTION DRUG ADS! 🔬💊 📺💉

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Irunthis1's avatar

First time on substack I saw 100% agreement in a survey question. Only 18 so far but I think this could be insanely hilarious at the end of the day.

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SteveO's avatar

Wow. The Master Strikes again. Bravo. Great read. You are amazing. I love a good morning read like this.

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Vee's avatar
May 22Edited

More drama from America's Top President! Let's keep focusing on the puppets and pretend that they are the ones that are making important decisions for the country instead of the actual puppeteers who have been pulling thr strings for decades, if not centuries.

Biden was literally a puppet. LITERALLY! His brain and body stopped functioning, but we were still watching something flounder about while the country was still running. Biden's presidency was proof that you don't need an actual working human being to be in the executive office. It's proof that what we are watching is a farce, regardless of who the President is.

And what Laura said lol. A good book face smacking is totally worth 20 something bucks.

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John Wright's avatar

I wonder if Tapper wrote about who was pulling the puppet strings all this time?

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David Nelson's avatar

Yeah, curious to know what the super-sleuth duo unearthed about who was running the country while Joe went barmy.

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Tonee norman's avatar

Undoubtedly,other puppets. The puppet masters have closets full of replacements…

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Vee's avatar

I guess you'll have to read it! 🤪

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John Wright's avatar

Nope, it would all be lies anyway. 😇

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Vee's avatar

Exactly

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Jpeach's avatar

Tapper’s book will be front and center at my local Barnes and Noble. Credentialed liberals will buy it because that’s how you prove you’re a credentialed liberal. Will they actually read it? Probably not.

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Donna O's avatar

I’m so tempted to make little note cards to place in the center of every copy of the book in my Costco’s stacks that read, “Congratulations, now you’ve paid good money to be suckered yet again!”

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Lisa Smith's avatar

Perfection, Jenna!!

A few faves:

Jake Tapper… has put on his Serious Journalist Glasses 🤓

Nothing screams “journalistic integrity” like weaponized urology. 😆 { peed my pants a little laughing so hard }

… paint himself as some brave whistleblower is falling flatter than a sippy cup of weeks-old Coke.

So good 👏🏻

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Thanks Lisa! Day made. ;)

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Lisa Smith's avatar

Ohh, wait! - this line

… about as believable as an email from a Nigerian prince. 🤪

As insufferable as the CNN talking heads are - they are much like Biden himself and the *real* justice would be to expose the “man/woman/theys” behind the curtain.

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Eli's avatar

But why was there Coke in a sippy cup? Surely no one was giving a toddler Coke?

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

My sister lives in the south and even though her kids are grown and she’s a grandma now, she swears this is a routine occurrence down there…🙈

True story: when my kids were in elementary school they took a “kitchen chemistry“ class. I happened to be the parent volunteer the day they were making cola. When it came time to test their concoctions, the teacher asked if they thought it tasted like Coke. Hand to heart, my girls were both like, “we have no idea. We’ve never had Coke.” The teacher looked at me like I was an alien. 🤣💪

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Eli's avatar

Wow-- I didn't know sippy cup coke was a real thing . . . .Love your story!!

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Lisa Smith's avatar

Well, it’s better than the time my older kids had mixed screwdrivers in a pitcher and I unknowingly put that in the toddlers sippy cups for breakfast … 😝

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Eli's avatar

Too funny!

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Roberta Stack's avatar

You couldn’t pay me to read it, never mind buy it. Tapper is embarrassing his own profession. And where is Lara Trump’s apology?

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

He told Megyn that he apologized to her personally and privately but would not reveal the specifics of his apology. But of course.

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Doug's avatar

The ONLY reason I would buy this book (and I won't) would be to leave the longest, most-scathing review I could muster.

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Mrs. Itoldya!'s avatar

Ditto!!!! ^^

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Commoncents's avatar

Who was the six foot three Biden? He had a nice smile, maybe Jake the Snake has that intel in his book.

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Tim Connolly's avatar

"(Nothing screams “journalistic integrity” like weaponized urology.)" I never could have used weaponized urology together in a sentence, not in my lifetime. Craft master

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

*blushes*

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David 1260's avatar

I would have preferred to vote for this option for your poll: mocked mercilessly

I guess that makes me a typical Jenna subscriber...

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Jenna McCarthy's avatar

LOL dammit! missed opportunity on my part!

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