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Stone Bryson's avatar

This piece has convinced me of two things...

1) I am utterly incapable of understanding modern politics any more.

2) The line "The only thing missing is a bald eagle bench-pressing a Bible," is one of the funniest phrases I've ever read on the Internet.

😁

🌱Nard🙏's avatar

I think it’s great. Men have been demoralized and immasculated for far too long long. The message, as I see it, is get healthy and let men be men. ‘Bout damn time. And say what you will about RFK Jr., that man is RIPPED. Tacky or not, American men should be proud and strong, and if this is what it takes to get us there, I’m all in. MAHA!

Juju's avatar
4dEdited

aaand … the middle finger reaches out to a younger base as well as an older kid rock base that has that attitude. This was nothing compared to the Biden-era horror they forced upon us.

And the jeans? He’s explained over and over how he is just comfortable in them, always has been. It’s his “thing” to work out in them and hike in them. This isn’t new. Who is to say it’s any weirder than working out in spandex or shorts? Who decided what was appropriate attire? You go with what is most comfortable and as Nike used to say: Just Do It! I think that’s the takeaway.

4Freedom's avatar

Jeans are sexy. Spandex? Yuk.

Lisa's avatar

Give me a shirtless, ripped guy in a nice pair of jeans any day. Can even be after he’s worked a full day and a lil sweaty. Remember Bobby Ewing on the Dallas intro? That’s what hooked me 😬

Romgrp's avatar

Oh boy- indeed indeed!

Jennifer L.'s avatar

Especially normal men’s jeans. Not the skinny leg variety ones that are gross.

4Freedom's avatar

Oh, yes! Skinny pants on men are just awful. What are they thinking?

Juju's avatar

Exactly 🤣 A man in spandex doesn’t work for me at all. 🤢

Sweats and shorts fine, but jeans just look so good when the man is super fit.

Dena's avatar

Especially spandex on men.

Tonee norman's avatar

Yea. I mean,yuk.

Jennifer L.'s avatar

As bad as Speedos (on 99.9% of men anyway).

Jeanne's avatar

His jeans are probably made of cotton-much better than “man-made” materials!

KatWarrior's avatar

Who doesn't like a ripped six pack in a pair of Levis? Real men being real men. I love it.

The only thing missing was the tool belt. That would have synched it for me 😇😂🙄

Warrior Mom's avatar

ooh la la, momma... tool belt, oh yeah! and that's coming from a gal that's been accused of being a cougar (in a relationship with a man 14 yrs younger than me and even HE isn't looking as ripped as RFK jr)

KatWarrior's avatar

You go girl! 😇😎❤️

Warrior Mom's avatar

don't mind if I do, Kat! LOL

Anna Lafferty's avatar

or this one!: "It can look like a Super Bowl commercial directed by a concussed raccoon."

Stone Bryson's avatar

Yep, that was great too! LOL

Anna Lafferty's avatar

she's a master comic wordsmith for sure!

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

on #2... Agreed! LOL!~... and I never did understand Politics... but at least now it's entertaining... :D

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I genuinely wonder if that is what the left thought when they saw topless dancers on the White House lawn!🙈

Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Given the two-faced hypocrisy of the Left, I would imagine they considered it to be "so brave"... :)

Cindi's avatar

I think it was just their own big middle finger to normal Americans, to debase the WH & presidential office. Didn’t FJB also have that display on Easter?

Juju's avatar

Right? At least we have the decency to use our actual middle finger at them

Jennifer L.'s avatar

And who can forget the clownworld gaudy White House Christmas production with the parade of gender-bender dancers?

Stone Bryson's avatar

Very entertaining, thanks to Jenna. Honestly, I pretty much get all my political news from her these days :-)

4Freedom's avatar

Jenna and Jeff Childers for my news. Oh, and Cluster Fuck Nation.

Tonee norman's avatar

I KNOW! I would not have had the pleasure of seeing this without “Jenna’s side”.

PEL's avatar

And you’ll be happier and healthier for it!!

Carlos's avatar

I agree. That line made me spit out my cortadito.

SHug's avatar

But, was it made with raw milk??

Proberta's avatar

OMG, how will the MAHA creative department top this?

Naked Trump, wearing only a man-thong and eating Big Macs?

Stone Bryson's avatar

Oh mercy LOL I could go my entire life - at least what is left of it - with never EVER seeing that :-)

David Griffin's avatar

Too late. You can't poke out your "minds' eye".

Betsy Frost's avatar

Ooh no, please no!

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

I fully agree— especially the bench pressed bible part.

The mental image I got… 😂😂

Stone Bryson's avatar

Me too, KC - I laughed so hard at that visual she created :-)

Publicus's avatar

This ad changes everything. It's like the "Peace, little girl" ad from 1964. We've come a long way baby...

I like the survey response, "No, and I'm blind now". My goal for the day is to come up with the two women I'd put up in an analog ad.

There is so much I will never understand, but the greatest part is it forces one to compare it to the prior administration. Did the guy in red lip stick really steal (multiple times) women's designer suit cases on the basis designer women's clothes were inside? Take a step back, he was stealing luggage from airport carousels, meaning the clothes were worn and soiled. He was making decisions for 342 million people.

I cannot wait for anyone - adult children, wife, neighbor, clergy, anyone - to bring up this ad in person so that I may ask them about that guy and the others in the montage photo.

Maybe someone will produce "Hunter for President" crack pipes to give out prior to the next election...

Commoncents's avatar

The only thing they missed was a line of sugary drinks that they shot with a twelve gauge.

FLGenX's avatar

OMG that would have been a GREAT ADDITION!! 🤣

Mike Lee's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sandra Knauf's avatar

Maybe in the sequel.

Carlos's avatar
4dEdited

I have to say:

Hunter S Thompson would be doubling down on the Jack Daniels and psychodelics and LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF if he was alive.

The ad is ridiculous and I totally approve.

This ad isn't more bizarre than any movie made by the woke left - and it was better than 98% of this year's Super Bowl commercials.

It is UNAPOLOGETICALLY MASCULINE - yet tongue-in-cheek - I believe.

The middle finger is the denouement!

Janet's avatar

Top of the line trolling and they don’t even get it. When I was a democrat, I was in outrage mode most of the time up until March 2020 when I turned everything off. Right before lockdown. It seems that left room for some truth to get in from alternative sources I did listen to. I thank God for that.

Doug's avatar

This ad is as ridiculous as the gay actors pretending to be macho men in support of Kamala. I hope it has at least as much impact.

RFK Jr. has 9 years on me and makes me look pathetic in comparison. Definitely an inspiration to try harder...

Skenny's avatar

Hear me out..... Kid Rock versus Bad Bunny, PPV Cage Match, MMA rules. Maybe Snoop Dog versus Tim Walz on the undercard.

Infanttyron3's avatar

Miley Cyrus as the between-rounds number-card-carrier?

Although on that undercard I'm not sure Walz would make it to Round Two...

Jennifer S's avatar

I think all the hub-bub out there is because the Left can't handle seeing ACTUAL MEN being strong and enticing in their manly bodies. The Left sees Kennedy and his rockin' bod and thinks, "Where's the bra? Where's the make up? Where's the painted nails?" I'm so over their "outrage" after what they've fed us since 2016...

LEGALGLASS's avatar

Colbert made a musical with dancing syringes. He should probably sit this one out.

TriTorch's avatar

Uh yeah.... It's not just that the adults have left the room, or that there are no adults left. This is toxic soup environment on purpose. Can you imagine what this madness is doing to the minds of the next generation? The future? And then consider it is no accident.

Ill fares the land, to hastening ills a prey, --- Where wealth accumulates, and men decay:

At some point people are going to wake up to the fact that all of this is a horrific stage production, with terrible actors, and the citizens are unwitting extras in this loathsome movie with real consequences.

The politicians and bureaucrats are all bought, blackmailed, and bribed and reading literal scripts, and as the show gets deliberately more ludicrous and outrageous (demoralizing mentacide), so does their digital ID, 15 minute CBDC prison get closer to reality.

One morning you'll wake up to find they are:

"taking down the scenery, pulling back the curtains, moving the tables and chairs out of the way and showing you the brick wall at the back of the theater.” -Zappa

We have to act to save ourselves, because no one is coming to our rescue. Here is how: We first need to build a platform of local strength, self-reliance, and resiliency. Once done, and we have a solid foundation from which to stand, from there we begin working on taking back the higher levels: county, state, federal.

The following solutions were crowdsouced from various forums across the web. I have distilled them into this:

The solution is to get local, get self-reliant, get the common unity back in community by building webs of resilience with your neighbors, get control of your school boards, mayors and sheriff's office, and town councils (the last places we still hold all of the cards), get a garden in your lawn no matter how small, a single tomato plant is better than nothing, get a well (water is your most important resource hands down), get ready, get moving, get doing, and, if so inclined, get God.

Everyone is looking for a savior instead of looking in the mirror. We are the ones we've been waiting for, and God is eagerly watching to see how we rise to these challenges.

John Wright's avatar

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Stop looking for a savior, start looking in the mirror! That is the message that everyone needs to get into their thick brainwashed skulls!

The Great Santini's avatar

OK. Finally found and viewed the ad. Great ad! Wow! We have a dedicated no nonsense Sec/HHS. Eat real food and move your body. Amen, Brother!

This is why Trump 2.0 rocks.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I linked it a few times! I guess I should’ve made that more obvious lol

The Great Santini's avatar

I don’t know why but the links didn’t work. Took a couple of tries. Maybe something out-of-whack on my end.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

So weird, I checked a few and they were all working... Mercury in retrograde? BIG BROTHER???

MaryAnn's avatar

I think the links were ‘busy’ 😁 They worked after a couple of tries. RFKJr and Kid breaking the internet.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 This old gal is here for it!

The Great Santini's avatar

That would probably explain it.

I guess it wasn’t that hilarious parrot after all.

Janet's avatar
4dEdited

I just watched about a million times that eagle rise off the Clydesdale’s back and set me weepy every time and now I can picture same eagle bench-pressing a Bible where I can high five and do a Marine yell. BOOYA! My life is truly complete. Thank you, Jenna. A big YES to the HHS. A new age is in town.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🙏🩷☺️

🌱Nard🙏's avatar

Every. Single. Time. 😭.

Tim Mahl's avatar

National DC Dems and Repub's. I just shake my head. Maybe it all that poo 💩in the Potomic.🙃

Roberta Stack's avatar

I found it entertaining because I do love RFK Jr. And I’m clearly not the right demographic for this ad.

John Wright's avatar

Exactly! Love RFK, love the message... but wow did it miss my demographic!

DJL's avatar

I freaking love Kid Rock! Go listen to his song “Born Free” and then crank that shit up! ( especially in your car as you drive by a liberal’s house) 😎

GregWA's avatar

For all the noise, Kennedy's basic MAHA messaging is more unassailable than ever...because he IS Jacked!

That one shirtless photo, with no caption, but with everyone knowing this is the guy pushing MAHA, is worth more than any position paper HHS might issue, more than a revised food pyramid.

Imagine a shirtless Robert Levine (or whatever "Rachels" birth name is) or Chris Christie doing this. Or God forbid, Hillary!

Apologies for putting those images into your head...but my mood is impish after that story on Kid-Kennedy.

Karen Bandy's avatar

There was a photo of Levine at the beach. Pretty frightful if you ask me, give me a Jacked Kennedy any day.

Gwyneth's avatar

With a smile on my face and laughter in my heart, thank you Jenna!

Ginny Moore's avatar

Bad ass! (I’m in the beautiful Texas Country with my 81 year old mother doing some shopping and helping her pack up her house to sell - so “fun” because I think my mom is awesome ❤️).

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

So sweet! Enjoy every minute!

Jennifer L.'s avatar

Ginny, hopefully you and your Mom enjoyed the video together. My Mom died a few years ago (98!) and she would have loved it even without understanding all the words to the music background.

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

sounds to me like, every publicity is good publicity. drive the Dems to a point of no return, these that constant complain will finally have to shut up. I have not seen the clip and do not know who kid Rock is. I still wonder about Kennedy - but I think he is wading through the swamp as best as he can.

4Freedom's avatar

Not “swamp.” Sewer is what we should say. I’ve spent a lot of time in swamps. The water is clean, the plants and animals beautiful. It is peaceful. I think President Trump started using swamp. Wish I could speak to him about that 🤣

MaryAnn's avatar

I heard Tim Burchett say the same thing about swamp vs sewer, aka the Potomac River 🤮

Kalinda's avatar

Things hide easily in swamps. I think that was the point, you can't tell what you have in there. If you drain it, you can see what's in there.

4Freedom's avatar

Yes. But so do sewers. There really are sewer rats.

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

thank you for the correction ! Never been in swamps so I didn't know. One learns something new every day.

Trish's avatar

Lucky Cheryl, is it any wonder why she’s always smiling!?? ☺️😂

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Haha indeed!! :)

Warrior Mom's avatar

(Cheryl's autobiography is awesome, btw! she is just adorable.)

Gina's avatar

To all the jobless, unhinged, and ranting Karen’s in the world, especially in Minnesota, this is a big middle finger to you and it’s all brought to you by toxic masculinity! Bring on the masculinity and who gives a rats ass if it’s toxic? It’s about time after all that drag Queen, drug addled, pedophilia, boob flashing, luggage stealing bull shit we were subjected to for four years!! It’s about time they gave all the middle fingers to those who act so outraged while acting outrageous on a daily basis. The Babylon Bee couldn’t have done a better job with this ad! Let them shock all the trained monkeys like Colbert, Kimmel and the like. When it’s these jack asses setting their hair on fire I’m glad to watch it like a spectator sport.

Judith's avatar

Haha! Maybe all those Karens in MN might have a better time if they asked ICE to flash their abs?

Gina's avatar

Priceless!!!😂