I wanted to vote " sorry I'm British" 😍 honestly I don't care what Obama says... he's over. Isn't it interesting that democrats have to trot out their former heavy hitters because they literally have no current talent to inspire the masses?!?
When you don’t actually have kids, you don’t feel the need to take other people’s kids to a kids’ restaurant. By definition he was never there because he never had a reason to be.
By the time he got to serious elections, his fake kids were too old to want to go, and AI didn’t yet exist to fake the photo of things that never happened.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but B. Hussein Obama’s and Bill Clinton’s Use By Dates are so far in the past that you can’t even see them in the rear view mirror.
I love The Salty Texan, because yes, Obama’s giant, War of the Worlds meets Thunderdrome
meets the PODS from which some kind of alien being may emerge look far more like a creatively shaped trash can than a dignified presidential library.
If I were he, I’d be suffering, wondering whether it was too late to employ the whole “hopey-change-y” thing and hopefully change the architecture of the entire monstrosity. It looks like a giant, burned turd.
And I love avocado egg rolls. That dip…, followed by a slice of white chocolate raspberry cheesecake with an Oreo crust.
Dr. Suess could use it in some harsh looking, futuristic book about green eggs and ham. Soylent Green and Plant Based Spam.
I do not like Soylent Green and Plant Based Spam. I long for the days of Boar’s Head ham.
Obama’s library could be next to another burned-turd building— with a carving of Billy (from the) Gates of hell’s picture on it, where they make plant based Spam.
And surprisingly, Cheesecake Factory is one of the few chain restaurants where they actually cook what they serve. Except the cheesecake, they make that in a central location (quite literally a ‘cheesecake factory’ lol).
I voted “elitist and insulting” because, and let’s be honest here, Obama has never been anything else. And his “Presidential Library” is such a horrible design, massively over budget, built using mandatory DEI hires who he proceeded to screw over by not paying them. Pretty much a complete representation of his 8 (or is it 12?) years in office.
The Cheesecake Factory is going to see a boom in business is my guess. 🥳 I, personally, am tired of the has been crowd come slithering out of their holes to open their smug pie holes. (And, by the way, I’ll up your $50 to $1,000! ♥️)
Let's crowdsource the reward and go viral! "Substack community offers ELEVENTY TRILLION DOLLARS for a single verified, authentic photo of Obummer at Chuck E. Cheese!"
A progressive who hates actual progress, kinda fits the "double-minded man" as warned about in scripture. Try not to waste so much as a moment on such folks.
I do believe Imma gonna hafta go eat at the Cheesecake Factory real soon ……Can’t let a down and out has been turd of an ex-president hurt its business….
I saw the whole thing on X and was LingOL. Thought the menu response was brilliant. It was probably an intern's work. Of course Barry wouldn't like the new decor. He specializes in UGLY everything, especially his mind. Edited to add, and the Clintons thought using dildos as ornaments on the Christmas tree qualified as decor. He should sit this one out.
Oh CRAP! Now the wait at the Cheesecake Factory is going to double because of Barry! Why couldn't he use some other ritsy place? He could have also used a reverse comment and included the White Tower restaurant name. They need the business! (Like "It sure isn't a White Tower place."
The LAST thing in this world that Barack Hussein Obama should be commenting on is how things look.
His library.
His mom jeans.
His ability to throw a ball.
His “wife”.
Boom! The Kid nailed it
Absolutely! Has he even looked at the monstrosity that is his presidential library?
You forgot his purple lipstick.
I wanted to vote " sorry I'm British" 😍 honestly I don't care what Obama says... he's over. Isn't it interesting that democrats have to trot out their former heavy hitters because they literally have no current talent to inspire the masses?!?
"No fresh ideas" is my succinct go-to description of that party. It has fit perfectly now for pretty much this entire century.
I was in the UK last week, and I can tell you “sorry I’m British” ain’t the indicator of casual disinterest it used to be.
If Obama had shown up at Chuckie Cheese, we would all remember it.
When you don’t actually have kids, you don’t feel the need to take other people’s kids to a kids’ restaurant. By definition he was never there because he never had a reason to be.
By the time he got to serious elections, his fake kids were too old to want to go, and AI didn’t yet exist to fake the photo of things that never happened.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but B. Hussein Obama’s and Bill Clinton’s Use By Dates are so far in the past that you can’t even see them in the rear view mirror.
Miracles of modern embalming science.
🤣🤣🤣
As I often opine, "Who lets these people out in public?"
Let alone *speak*?? 😬
Ok, I love Corinne.
I love The Salty Texan, because yes, Obama’s giant, War of the Worlds meets Thunderdrome
meets the PODS from which some kind of alien being may emerge look far more like a creatively shaped trash can than a dignified presidential library.
If I were he, I’d be suffering, wondering whether it was too late to employ the whole “hopey-change-y” thing and hopefully change the architecture of the entire monstrosity. It looks like a giant, burned turd.
And I love avocado egg rolls. That dip…, followed by a slice of white chocolate raspberry cheesecake with an Oreo crust.
THAT is gold!
"It looks like a giant, burned turd."
My first impression was of an outhouse from the film set of Beetlejuice.
Oh, BINGO! 😆😆
Dr. Suess could use it in some harsh looking, futuristic book about green eggs and ham. Soylent Green and Plant Based Spam.
I do not like Soylent Green and Plant Based Spam. I long for the days of Boar’s Head ham.
Obama’s library could be next to another burned-turd building— with a carving of Billy (from the) Gates of hell’s picture on it, where they make plant based Spam.
I *do* have some publishing experience if you want to write it... ;)
Coming from one of
my fave authors, that sounds flattering but how about I give you rights to the title and you take it and run with it. 😉
I’d pay good money to read that— and anything else you’ve written.
That reminds me. I meant to order some more of your books for Christmas gifts.
🤣
All it really needs is one good, dynamite, paint job...
😆😆😆 To make it an explosive turd!
And juuuust like that, David ties in Obama’s building and the Taco Bell lettuce issue!
(KC & the S, no, THAT needed your ample help...)
I took a screen shot of Salty Texan’s post and texted it to all my friends.
It’s always a great day when we can start it off with a lol. 🤣🤣🤣
And surprisingly, Cheesecake Factory is one of the few chain restaurants where they actually cook what they serve. Except the cheesecake, they make that in a central location (quite literally a ‘cheesecake factory’ lol).
Did y’all know that most restaurants buy their meals already prepared and just heat them up? I mean, I can do that at home for a lot less money. If you’re interested, the Jordan Harbinger podcast had a great episode about restaurants this past week. https://open.spotify.com/episode/0Tkhrkkwel907ZnGC32Ybf?si=tju-Mb8GRmmI0wjFUf7Yow&utm_source=copy-link (Spotify link).
I voted “elitist and insulting” because, and let’s be honest here, Obama has never been anything else. And his “Presidential Library” is such a horrible design, massively over budget, built using mandatory DEI hires who he proceeded to screw over by not paying them. Pretty much a complete representation of his 8 (or is it 12?) years in office.
Yup. SMH.
The Cheesecake Factory is going to see a boom in business is my guess. 🥳 I, personally, am tired of the has been crowd come slithering out of their holes to open their smug pie holes. (And, by the way, I’ll up your $50 to $1,000! ♥️)
Let's crowdsource the reward and go viral! "Substack community offers ELEVENTY TRILLION DOLLARS for a single verified, authentic photo of Obummer at Chuck E. Cheese!"
And let’s double it, while we’re at it, for authentic pregnancy pics of big mike, I mean, michelle!
I'm in. 🙋♂️
I’m in!! 🙋♀️
Obama, worst President in my lifetime, should shut up and work on his marriage.
I read your comment about his marriage and my thoughts went to The Big Lebowski. To paraphrase a tiny bit, "The Dudes Abide."
I cannot think of another time period in my life in which supposed adults have behaved more like six year old children.
I long vainly for gravitas.
Gravitas can be dangerous. I think it makes it easier for them to sell the "we-can't-tell-you-anything-due-to-national-security" routine.
Good night from Japan. Could never miss Jenna’s post!
Have a great day!
:)
A progressive who hates actual progress, kinda fits the "double-minded man" as warned about in scripture. Try not to waste so much as a moment on such folks.
The best comeback WOULD have been (too bad TDC, Trump Doesn't Consult): "Hey, Barry, AT LEAST THE CONTRACTORS HAVE ALL BEEN PAID!!"
If ~I~ ever get to be a multimillionaire ex-Resident, I PROMISE I'll spend more than $50-bucks-in-gift-cards for joke-writers...
I do believe Imma gonna hafta go eat at the Cheesecake Factory real soon ……Can’t let a down and out has been turd of an ex-president hurt its business….
I literally just Googled whether there is a Cheesecake Factory on Maui. Nope, only Oahu.
May be worth the $150 or so round-trip ticket for a day trip island-hop excursion.
(As soon as this most-recent "hurricane" passes, that is).
I saw the whole thing on X and was LingOL. Thought the menu response was brilliant. It was probably an intern's work. Of course Barry wouldn't like the new decor. He specializes in UGLY everything, especially his mind. Edited to add, and the Clintons thought using dildos as ornaments on the Christmas tree qualified as decor. He should sit this one out.
Oh CRAP! Now the wait at the Cheesecake Factory is going to double because of Barry! Why couldn't he use some other ritsy place? He could have also used a reverse comment and included the White Tower restaurant name. They need the business! (Like "It sure isn't a White Tower place."
I'm first? Whaaaa? Have a wonderful day, everyone!