If It Was Easy, They’d Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon

Living With and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-So-Handy Man You Married

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Introduction

’Til Death Do Us Part Is a Really Long Time

The dedication to this book reads, “To Joe, for loving me anyw…