“I Was Watching That!” Or, Life With the Cable Guy

(From IF IT WAS EASY THEY'D CALL THE WHOLE DAMN THING A HONEYMOON)

Welcome brand new subscribers! If you find this post confusing, allow me to explain: I am serializing, weekly, one of my earlier and favoritest [*I know it’s not a word] books. You should be able to find past chapters in the archive but if you have issues just LMK and I’ll email them to you. Also, there may be—read: there is—some adult language herewith…