Government Plot to Gaslight Covid Vaccine Injury Exposed

If a just-jabbed customer falls in CVS and nobody records it, did it even happen?

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Well, well, well. Would you looky here? Turns out it only took one brave whistleblower to prove “Trust the Science” really just meant “Trust the Silence.”

After four years of being called conspiracy theorists for suggesting the government might be hiding vaccine injury numbers, it turns out—brace yourselves—the government was hiding vaccine injury numbers.