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Fauci Lied, Unborn Babies Died

Women trusted him with their pregnancies. He trusted they'd never find out the truth. (Also if you say that out loud, your "right-wing hysteria" is showing.)

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Jenna McCarthy
Aug 12, 2026
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For the last five years, I fully believed that Dr. Anthony Fauci spent his days sitting in a cushy government office plotting precisely how to murder as many Americans as humanly possible. I truly, literally did.

“I’ll have the patents on the spike protein filed through NIAID before the virus even has a name,” I imagined him musing, stroking an invisible, hairless cat. “I’ll fund a little gain-of-function research, have a vaccine suspiciously ready to go, make it as deadly as possible, and—this part is key—it’ll be mandatory. For everyone. Birth to 200. I’ll spread the hot lots around so nobody catches on, of course. Then I’ll silence anyone who asks any questions, bury the data, destroy the careers and lives of anyone who dares to disagree with me, and write a bestselling book about my career in public service.”

Apparently I was wrong. That’s not what he was doing at all. Newly released evidence reveals that America’s Doctor isn’t, in fact, a class 1 felony murderer (premeditated, deliberate, the whole evil-genius catalog). He’s technically just a callous second-degree murderer—the “didn’t plan it, didn’t care either” tier.

My bad.

I wonder if Hallmark has a “sorry I thought you were a tiny bit more morally grotesque than you actually are” section.

I need to know what the weaselly rodent did this time.

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