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linda e's avatar

its hard to believe we are a serious nation to put up with stuff like these stoopid election rules and and AND, the list is so long. I did find a new low for expectations, though. Worse than the warnings not to drink bleach! I got a new phone case, and it comes with a warning not to EAT IT.

Tim Pallies's avatar

What a shame. My last phone case paired wonderfully with a playful merlot.

Juju's avatar

Playful Merlot 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing. I’m certain my neighbor thinks I’m certifiable cuckoo by this point laughing from my porch by myself. I need to stop reading Jenna’s Side in “practically” public

Laura Kasner's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣😂

SadieJay's avatar

You made my morning!! My first real laugh of the day. I love the comments and Jenna's subscribers. You are all great.

Rosemary B's avatar

😂 you made me "LOL"

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

Does it look especially… Edible?

SadieJay's avatar

Pop-Tart Phone Case. Patent that.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

😂😂😂

Curtis's avatar

I had to follow Jenna's link for the toilet brush v toothbrush warning to see for myself. It's legit of course, and they had more examples; it's an annual contest. My contribution is an off-brand mountain bike I bought; full suspension, disc brakes, and a sticker that says; "NOT FOR OFF ROAD USE"... 🙄

MarciaT's avatar

My favorite was a box of Tampax that had an expiration date on it (wonder why autocorrect wants to make that Tampa?) - or this: 50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the battery fluid. 🤷‍♀️

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

I’m partial to “do not eat raw cookie dough“ on the cookie dough packaging. I mean, please.😂

MarciaT's avatar

Really - why else would anyone buy the stuff? To make cookies with? Ben and Jerry's raw cookie dough ice-cream was face-plant worthy too! Not sure if it still is.

Lori's avatar

The press got the bleach story wrong too. It was Chlorine Dioxide (which rocks) which is not bleach as you know. The press are something else.

The Great Santini's avatar

The press are liars.

John Wright's avatar

Oh dear, edible phone cases! What will they think of next?

SadieJay's avatar

I am sure it is better than a farty farty moo-moo.

Red Brick Road's avatar

I am an enrolled tribal member of the 3rd largest Federally Recognized Tribe in the USA. For years I have tried to encourage Republicans to reach out to tribes, but I was literally told that because we were only 2% of the population that they wouldn't. I warned many a Republican that my people were being radicalized by the left. My own Chief is absolutely conservative, in fact he is sooooooo conservative. However Republicans like Kevin stitt of Oklahoma made statements that he was going to get rid of reservation land. Stitt declared war on all tribes. We still cheered mark Wayne Mullins appointment because he is an enrolled Cherokee member. I watched the left ballot harvest in California tribes, hand out gift cards in Nevada, and further their radicalization of tribes that were conservative.....now you have 2 tribal members running as Democrats and DSA members in Alaska and Oklahoma..... There's no one to blame except the Republicans for ignoring a population. A population that maybe 2% however because of what I call white guilt, will probably win. Republicans are getting what they deserve.....I am conservative but....you guys made your own bed. Own it.

JudyC's avatar

There are stupid people on both sides, as we’ve seen over and over! You are so right. When elections can be won by a matter of a few votes, EVERY vote helps. Those who chose to ignore this are more than foolish!

The Great Santini's avatar

Well, there is a reason that the Republicans are called the stupid Party. Trump breathed life back into the Party, but the establishment Republicans just hate him.

Curtis's avatar

I'm by no means Native, but it seems the whole concept of "reservations" is a very Democrat one. ie, "we'll support your minimal needs, but you must live here".

Red Brick Road's avatar

Reservations are not Democratic. We were guaranteed land in half a dozen places and moved continuously until we were put on land that is usually a dust bowl. Treaties are still in courts today. In fact, the supreme Court made a huge decision in 20 20 regarding reservations and sovereignty. I suggest that you go to a reservation and you will see poverty. I'm sure I misread your intent and what your comment was, so I apologize, but please know that the treaties were made not because there was war as many tribes supported the Patriot cause in the Revolutionary War... This is rarely discussed. We signed treaties such as the Hopewell treaty that were literally signed in perpetual friendship, yet they are painted a different way in history.

Lori's avatar

What a sadness to hear this and that they did not reach out as they should have. Thank you for sharing your experience with the rest of us.

Vee's avatar

Other - why can't we have legitimate, transparent, auditable elections? Why can't we hold politicians accountable for not doing what they said they were going to do and voted in for?

I loved the memes! I'm surprised we didn't see an Eminem one. Will the real Dan Sullivan please stand up?

Laura Kasner's avatar

That clip of Peltola talking about Biden was painful.

FREED0ML0VER's avatar

I've got a toilet brush that I use for a back-scratcher. I hope I'm not breaking a law. (It never goes in the toilet though)

Dr. Molly Rutherford's avatar

This reminds me of Blazing Saddles for some reason. "Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about Olson Johnson being right"

Jay Erwin's avatar

Let's hear from Gabby Johnson!

Ginny Moore's avatar

I’m just here for the whiteboard and liquor. If you need me, I’m with Steve Carell (no idea what’s going on) until you explain it to me. 😂😂😂

Thanks for shining a light on the shenanigans!

Bad ass. 😘🤬🍑❤️

Jim Moore's avatar

Don’t underestimate the ability of gullible Alaskans to muck things up… after all, they’ve given us Sen. Lisa “I vote Nay to all things MAGA” Murkowski (RINO) not once but four times!

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/lisa_murkowski/300075

https://www.murkowski.senate.gov/

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

SadieJay's avatar

RANKED CHOICE VOTING IS RANK.

Steven Bradford's avatar

This was a Hollywood movie called The Distinguished Gentleman, starring Eddie Murphy, where he had the exact same name as a recently deceased congressman and used it to run for, and win a congressional election. His catch phrase was Vote for Thomas Johnson, the name you know.

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

😂😂😂

Skenny's avatar

"I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude."

Skenny's avatar
3hEdited

Dan E. Sullivan is a proven winner... of the Indy 500.

Edit: Sorry... guess that was "Dan-ny" Sullivan.

Debby's avatar

My brother-in-law's name on his birth certificate is Dan E. Wallace. In the hospital, when the young parents were asked what his name was, they said Danny. They didn't realize they were being asked for his formal name on his birth certificate. So, he's one of the rare people with no middle name, but a middle initial.

John Baker's avatar

Just like Harry (S. for nothing) Truman?

MartyB's avatar

If we’re not living in the stupidest of all possible timelines, I don’t want to know how much things could possibly be.

SadieJay's avatar

I am living in a timeline where I could have sworn on a stack of Bibles that Tim Curry died a decade ago.

Momcat's avatar

Who's funding Decoy Dan? I know it's Peltola, You know it's Peltola, everyone knows it's Peltola.

Karen Bandy's avatar

She’s not that smart 😉

Phillips Advisory Letter's avatar

I may not be schizophrenic but at least I'll always have each other.

John Wright's avatar

Is it too late to sell Alaska back to Russia?

Temcol's avatar

Oh you don’t know how much I want a bunch of Dan Sullivan’s to comment here!

George Bredestege's avatar

Next time around, there will be thousands of same name candidates running in every election everywhere. Pick your state’s Democrat that will be up for reelection, then change your name legally to exactly theirs. Collect signatures and get in the game.