Can We Talk? Obviously Not.
(From IF IT WAS EASY THEY'D CALL THE WHOLE DAMN THING A HONEYMOON)
To my lovely paid subscribers: I hope you enjoy the first chapter of this serialized version of If It Was Easy. I’ll remind my delicate readers that this post does not contain gratuitous profanity. (OH THERE’S PROFANITY ALRIGHT, but it’s all perfectly justified. Really. ;)
“If love means never having to say you're sorry,
marriage means always having to s…