This just seems like the time to let my own story shine. It will surprise many of you, but Christie Brinkley and I may be getting together soon. There are details to be worked out, (my wife will need to be informed, and Christie may have an attachment to be considered), but otherwise this seems to be a near-certainty.
A co-morbidity closely associated with TDS 2.0 is "late onset ADHD." The wokists now have to panic about 3 or 4 new crises each day: Xi>ballroom construction>press bans>election maps>CNN takeover>measles...
You write: “Elon Musk could also grow a handlebar mustache…”
Ya know who would look dapper with a handlebar mustache? CNN’s Kaitlan Collins, that’s who.
Having now seen the meme you posted of her (where she’s to the right of Musk—that’s funny to say in and of itself!), I’ll never again see her as even mildly attractive. Egads. Didn’t know she has a twin brother! 😳 Perhaps it’s a bad angle, lighting, or makeup issue…
Jenna, yesterday I apologized for not "buying in" and paying you some coffee money simply because I already have a stable of six paid substacks. That just changed! Gimme an hour to get back to my laptop! You go girl! (I would pay big for a video of you having dinner with Trump and Xi!) Maybe next year!
@Joe- it's taken me time to subscribe to a few but I IMMEDIATELY subscribed to Jenna's! I'm still in shock that I haven't subscribed to Jeff Childer's C&C because he's fantastic. After my daughter's wedding I'll consider it. Every dollar is precious right now.
My dad is 94, a staunch conservative, and LOVES watching CNN and MSNOW for entertainment. He’ll call me and say, ‘Val, you’re never going to believe how they’re spinning this one.’ I don’t watch TV news, but maybe I’ll start if it becomes something worth watching.
Before I finish reading, you had me for a split second Jenna.
But I’m sure everyone here would agree, the idea of you being Rogan’s sidekick is completely awesome!!!!
Hahaha AI did a nice job with that announcement, right? [*adds to vision board*]
As part of the merger a new studio will be built at 2026 Joe Jenny Road, Oxford, MA.
Same.
Me too Laura. My first thought was about time this happened and wanting to congratulate her!
Ditto
This just seems like the time to let my own story shine. It will surprise many of you, but Christie Brinkley and I may be getting together soon. There are details to be worked out, (my wife will need to be informed, and Christie may have an attachment to be considered), but otherwise this seems to be a near-certainty.
LingOL!!!
Great minds think alike! And apologies for my copycat comment. I hadn't read yours when I posted one along similar lines.
We are with you Brother, AI has never made a mistake that good.
The story isn’t CNN.
The story is about Jenna and Joe. She has more paid subscribers than CNN has viewers.
The real question is “Does Joe know how awesome that would be?”
If Jenna gets on Rogan, I’m hosting a giant watch party!! 🎉
PARTY AT TJ'S!!!!!
SAME!!!!
People might start wondering “who’s Joe Rogan?”
I have more subscribers than CNN has viewers, and I have none
BOOYAH!
I have recently been considering founding a company dedicated to releasing unicorns into the wild.
[*pops champagne*]
Damn that’s a great idea. We should set up a Unicorn Ranch. Let’s do it. It’s practically a done deal.
I will prepare a press release.
Now that was mean!! I'm not going to be able to listen to Joe again without expecting (pleading!) to hear your snarky take. PLEASE make it happen!
Favorite line today…”Billionaire world…getting the next round.” 😂
😜
Jenna and Joe….put a ring on it!
A co-morbidity closely associated with TDS 2.0 is "late onset ADHD." The wokists now have to panic about 3 or 4 new crises each day: Xi>ballroom construction>press bans>election maps>CNN takeover>measles...
... like a dog chasing its tail...
@Skenny- there is no such thing as late onset ADHD. You're born with it, unless you've had a TBI. Don't believe a word of it.
Only under hostage conditions, but I would consider listening to you and Joe Rogan.
Woweeeeeee🙏❤️
You write: “Elon Musk could also grow a handlebar mustache…”
Ya know who would look dapper with a handlebar mustache? CNN’s Kaitlan Collins, that’s who.
Having now seen the meme you posted of her (where she’s to the right of Musk—that’s funny to say in and of itself!), I’ll never again see her as even mildly attractive. Egads. Didn’t know she has a twin brother! 😳 Perhaps it’s a bad angle, lighting, or makeup issue…
She does look attractive sometimes,but she’s always had a strong masculinity too. Maybe she’s what used to be called a “handsome woman’?
Hahahaha 😂💯🎯💥🔥
I am looking at that picture and first thought (swear to God!) is “who the F is the really ugly dude pretending to be an ugly woman!”
Proof that I do not watch any MSM shite!
She looks like the 3rd Runner Up in a tranny contest
😂😂
😂
They say she’s a dead ringer for Scott Pressler 😂
OMG DING DING DING WINNERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
She is! I love how he posts pics of her on X like it’s a pic of him. I laugh every time.
Yes!! I was looking at her and was totally confused. Kaitlin Jenner or Scott Pressler?
@Juju- Scott is an absolute doll!!!!!
There is a reason Catturd (In The Litterbox with Jewels and Catturd podcast and on X) has given Kaitlyn Collins the nickname Manface.
Jenna, yesterday I apologized for not "buying in" and paying you some coffee money simply because I already have a stable of six paid substacks. That just changed! Gimme an hour to get back to my laptop! You go girl! (I would pay big for a video of you having dinner with Trump and Xi!) Maybe next year!
@Joe- it's taken me time to subscribe to a few but I IMMEDIATELY subscribed to Jenna's! I'm still in shock that I haven't subscribed to Jeff Childer's C&C because he's fantastic. After my daughter's wedding I'll consider it. Every dollar is precious right now.
I think a C&C sub is $50/mo though...
My dad is 94, a staunch conservative, and LOVES watching CNN and MSNOW for entertainment. He’ll call me and say, ‘Val, you’re never going to believe how they’re spinning this one.’ I don’t watch TV news, but maybe I’ll start if it becomes something worth watching.
Joe R is all in!
his people will get back to your people maybe, probably.
So I guess I better start printing up wedding invitations since I might someday ask out that really hot girl who doesn't know my name yet?!
If that journalistic standard you mention in the open leads to scared butterflies leaving CNN in droves, that might be a silver lining.