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Guadalupe Muñoz's avatar

I appreciate your humor. I often can’t bear to read the malicious insanity that pretends to be objective news; but the courage and satire of your essays really brings light and buoyancy to what otherwise is crushing. Thank you!

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

What a lovely thing to say! Thank you for reading.

llaw555's avatar

Everything Guadalupe said.

JCrutcher's avatar

Hear, hear!

Rebecca Beck's avatar

Yes. Very crushing. I read Jenna first then I can enjoy the day a little longer when other crushing news pops up!!

Dr. Kevin Stillwagon's avatar

They might find a "safer" vaccine, but they will never find a "safe" vaccine. https://rumble.com/v6uq681-will-there-ever-be-a-safe-vaccine.html

CraigN's avatar

Where did you get your medical degree? You should be stripped of any licenses for saying such outlandish, anti-vax garbage. /s 🙃

Thank goodness there are medical professionals like you out there.

David Nelson's avatar

Thanks, CraigN, for supplying the obligatory castigation with the wet noodles. With that out of the way, we can then take a look at the actual facts...

(Joining you wholeheartedly in the "Thank goodness," which I sense is the more sincere and heartfelt part of your post.)

DDForTruth's avatar

Your sarcasm is next level, and yes, thank goodness there are medical professionals like Kevin out there.

Transcriber B's avatar

Much appreciation to Dr. Stillwagon!!

Meddling Kid's avatar

I think we need to assign Fauci and Schiff to be the Alpha test group for any and ALL new vaccine trials. Obviously Fauci would be the control group against misinterpretation of big-headed syndrome as coming from the vax itself. And clearly there is no control group to weed out whether the vax causes compulsive lying.

This plan is 100% beagle approved.

joe jacovino's avatar

add pauly o , billy g , and the late night tv hosts , and anyone who wore a medical smock in an ad on tv pushing covax during plan/scam demic

Benj's avatar

Also that asshole Dorit Reiss.

Michael Framson's avatar

Dorit Reiss is an asshole would make a great bumper sticker, but then Paul Offit might want one.

Zestenesters's avatar

Don’t forget Professor Peter Hotez, or as I like to call him, peepee.

David Nelson's avatar

Meddling Kid, you are echoing W.S. Gilbert's sentiment expressed in The Mikado, "Let the punishment fit the crime!" (If any of you have not seen it, RUSH now to get one or the other of the many versions on deeveedee. You're in for a treat, and you're welcome: it was nothing really.)

Incidentally, Fauci might as well be put on a drip..

Meddling Kid's avatar

“A comic opera set in Japan” from 1885. I don’t know how I missed that one. 😉

Thanks for the nod.

Meddling Kid's avatar

Found it on the EweToob from a 2007 production in NZ. 👍🏻

David Nelson's avatar

Haven't seen that one, but my CDO (OCD in the correct order) will arrange for me to find and watch it too. A notable thing about local productions of G&S operettas, and of The Mikado especially, is that there's typically at least one place to grandiosely "sneak" in references to local persons or events.

At one point in Mikado, The Lord High Executioner is explaining ("I Have a Little List") that he keeps a list of people he will enjoy executing when he gets around to it. The list includes individuals who insist on loudly correcting grammar or pronunciation, and people who constantly talk about themselves. In one production, I heard added "people who fail to silence their cellphones during operas."

G&S productions are Big Fun. They served a Jenna-McCarthy-like function in their day, degassing gasbags that seemed to be everywhere.

Sharon Story's avatar

Perfect “just desserts!”

Crixcyon's avatar

I am adding in billy boy...just for the heck of it.

SHug's avatar

Don't forget, we need to "disconnect their voice boxes" first!

Marc Miller's avatar

That would be fabulous

Baldmichael's avatar

The question is whether the poison would work on such serpents.

Gail Reynolds's avatar

These so called safe vaccines - has anybody looked at the ingredients? There are ingredients that cross the blood brain barrier and cause brain inflammation - autism and the like can result. Babies are given 4-6 vaccines at 4 months & 6 months - what is the rush to give so many in 1 day at such an early age? My understanding is that children in Russia are not given vaccines until after the age of 2. In the U.S., the CDC schedule is 24 by the age of 12 months.

SteveO's avatar

Because many "pediatricians" make somewhere close to 50% of their practices income from injecting innocent children with no care of what harm they are doing. Plus bonuses and kickbacks from pharma. They are not caring people. Just robots there to make money. It is so sad what "medicine" is today, The babies need nothing but Love, Mothers milk and allowed to grow naturally.

Annie's avatar

It's called "Follow the Money." Brought to you by big pharma. As with public education, the medical establishment does not put children's health and well-being 1st. $$$$$ is #1.

Candy's avatar

I'm still in absolute shock that RFK made it out of committee much less now being the head of HHS.

I hate to even think this, but might it be possible, somewhere deeeep in crevasse these political bodies, maybe in what's left of their souls, believed there was something to what he was saying?

Sorry, still amazed RFK somehow made it through the slime and deceit to come out victorious.

Bitsy54's avatar

I’m a skeptic who thinks RFK Jr got the nod for HHS but had to take the creepy Means woman as a Surgeon General. Gimme a break,! She is from a wealthy family and is pushing wearable spy gear ( made by HER company, by the way) The Means siblings came out of nowhere and flew to the top…..reminds me of OBama.

Candy's avatar

I too was appalled when the twinsies came into play. At the time I was thrilled the first choice went away not knowing she'd been replaced by something just as vile if not worse.

MaryAnn's avatar

It is a God thing!

Guadalupe Muñoz's avatar

It’s always a most interesting mystery how people of integrity and selfless service occasionally make it into positions of power. I’ve been following Bobby for decades, and his unfolding story is a profound drama, as gripping as any blockbuster. I’d loooove to know the behind the scenes that got him to head HHS!

Guadalupe Muñoz's avatar

And then there are the good hearted, loving doctors—I personally know 4 such souls—who truly believe vaccines are good for people, and give vaccines to their own children and parents. I know for certain that for these four doctors it’s not money, but indoctrination moving them. And I’d bet there are many more like them…in addition to those possessed by greed and power. But like you said…there’s a roboticization of the mind in all these cases: an inability to think independently and outside the box, to think new thoughts that uncomfortably dismantle our previous understandings.

SteveO's avatar

I agree with you. There are some. My brother in-law is a family practitioner and is not informed of the dangers of any of the "vaccines" he has taken and has given all of them to his family. Even Gardasil to his two daughters. He is an intelligent man but will not admit that medicine is what it should be. He is also greedy and goes for the money. There is no reason that Drs. should not know and understand about the hazards of modern medicine. They obviously were never trained on it. He is an OD not MD and was taught the practice of chiropractic medicine so you would think that he would have a better chance at understanding the medical field better. But he doesn't. He did not shame my wife and I though when we did not take the jabs nor did my family avoid us. But all of them were the ones getting Covid always not my wife and I. Hmmmm.

Will Falconer, DVM's avatar

I used to give most of my veterinary colleagues a pass when I first learned of how harmful vaccines were to pets. But, as the years wore on, and the handwriting was on so many walls, I no longer see them as innocent players trying to do the best for their patients. Vaccination is the lowest cost procedure and the fastest to perform and many clinics depend on it for their bottom line. Those who refuse service to people who are “out of date“ on vaccines are the most egregious of the bunch.

Copernicus's avatar

The stated "rush" to give them is that young babies are more susceptible to the severe consequences of the infections. Thus, waiting to give the vaccines leaves them at greater risk for a longer period of time.

And of course, since the vaccines are so safe, there's no reason to wait. (Their words, not mine.)

David Nelson's avatar

...and they have the long list of poor dead unvaccinated Amish babies to prove their assertions (I assume).

Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Insurance companies have all the data. They just can’t seem to find it when it’s asked for.

Simple solution:

1-Have HHS contact a few medical insurance company CEOs.

2-Have HHS start off conversation with “nice little insurance business you have here”

3- CEO response: “thank you”.

4- Next have HHS request ALL wellness visit data of two groups (jabby-jabbed and no jabby-jabbed).

5: CEO response: “I’m not sure we have that data”.

6- HHS response: “sure would hate to have IRS and Medicare billing auditors in your offices for say………the next two years pulling down data on all your billings for services supposedly provided.”

7- CEO response: Well have that data requested to you by COB next Friday.

8- HHS response: “ thank you CEO. If we don’t have it by COB next Friday, please be ready for a few guest government visitors the following Monday. No need to remind you that IRS employees carry “heat”.

KatWarrior's avatar

The Purr-fect control group-Duh! 🤯🙄😵‍💫😞

Baldmichael's avatar

So in Russia they just poison them when they are more able to take it.

Candy's avatar

Would you explain your post please?

Baldmichael's avatar

With pleasure. When one reaches two years old then one’s body is strong enough to cope better with being poisoned by a vaccine. As much of the necessary childhood development has occurred by then, the risks of damage are that much less. Body mass is greater too.

However, vaccines are still toxic and do nothing for future health. The only benefit is for big pharma wealth.

Gail Reynolds's avatar

Europe does not allow a lot of this toxins in vaccines so it obviously can be done!!

llaw555's avatar

I don’t even know what to say anymore.

Janet's avatar

This just makes me very sad and tired of the whole damn thing and half the population swirling around in their toilet of lies. But maybe more than half.

David Nelson's avatar

Take heart. A different approach may be afoot. As some pundits see it, the approach to taking down the worst offenders may be calculated to convince even the slowest of up-takers of corruption. Firstly, get them to lie under oath in an environment where they feel no need for the Fifth Amendment, but then, later declassify the documents proving their misdeeds, their conspiracy to hide them, and the obviousness of their perjuries.

I say 'may.'

jeff garland's avatar

yet another well-written article by you! thank you for what you do! in the face of mainstream medias continue to bias against this man and his agenda it would be a lovely thing if your article on this topic were required reading for everyone in the whole entire United States! at least then they would have access to the truth! RFKJ Is my hero in spite of all the smearing of his credibility the mainstream media continues to attempt.

Annie's avatar

This is why msm media viewership is crashing. No one except for a small idiotic percentage believes anything they got to say or shill. And the medical community is not far behind them. So let these so called medical professional groups protest. They are damning themselves.

David Nelson's avatar

It will NEVER occur to them, but the only way back to credibility for both professions, is to trade transparency for trust.

Tell 'em: "T4T."

Copyrighting that here, on Jenna's Side, 2025.

Lynn Barton's avatar

There's a name for what RFK is doing: "science." The irony knows no bounds.

arrotsevni's avatar

You bring out the short attention spans of the media and critics on both sides of every argument. RFK Jr. has to operate over a much longer time span than these people can comprehend. They have fallen into the Hollywood trap, a movie that beats the enemy permanently in 1 1/2 hrs never to return. These individuals are devoid of the realities of life where real issues that require solving are people issues that recur many times over one's lifetime because there are new psychopathic individuals born everyday. The truth of humanity does not make those who are inherently fearful feel safe and want permanent overnight solutions. There is no cure for short-termism perception but a connection to reality. We will forever have to deal with this group of individual critics.

Annie's avatar

Up vote this comment 💯

KatWarrior's avatar

1000%. My favourite rhetorical statement is, satan never tires, never sleeps, and is always in recruitment mode!

arrotsevni's avatar

Those who are fearful of others are ripe for harvesting by those seeking to take advantage!!

Guadalupe Muñoz's avatar

I see it as you do; but if I’m honest, in the deepest recess of my soul, I too crave for “rest”, for the fight to be over. It’s tricky, because this “short-termism” (I love your phrase) is based on a Truth, our inborn longing for the Promised Land or Enlightened, etc. But it becomes a temptation or downright harm when we want it NOW. The Journey is long and arduous, and it’s easy to feel like Sisyphus. What helps me is to honor and love ALL the wins —big and small— that have made the world more humane; and to “Rest” on those wins , as we continue the fight. Child labor is not yet gone, but it’s at least illegal! We’re fighting (and resting) on the giant shoulders of those who’ve fought before us! A deeper perspective of the journey might be a medicine for short-termism?

Penny North's avatar

Did you know grenades are safe and effective also?

Think about it…….

David Nelson's avatar

Penny, you're onto something.

Oven cleaner. Insect repellent. Silicone spray. A lot of things... ...that I STILL DON'T WANT IN MY ARM!?

Guadalupe Muñoz's avatar

You mad me laugh so hard, I started coughing.

Laura Kasner's avatar

Desperate times require desperate measures.

Although their desperate measures are insane.

Annie's avatar

And they are desperate. They are showing their true faces and it's ugly and evil. Kudos to RFK Jr for this move. 👏

David Nelson's avatar

Laura, RIGHT again! How is something right just because it's desperate?

The person who urges, "Do something! Even if it's WRONG!", doesn't really mean, like, "Kill me so you don't have to listen to me anymore."

joe jacovino's avatar

if you stand on your head and wear a helmet with a wheel on top , rolling backwards, everything will look fine

Sharon Story's avatar

Jenna, you never disappoint!!! Thank you for ALWAYS writing the TRUTHFUL spin punch on prime public issues! Your sarcastic writer’s craft touches the heart of the matter and makes me want to shout, “Yeah, so take that, you creeps!!!”

Jenna McCarthy's avatar

☺️💕🤗

June Lemongrass's avatar

Awhile back it was reported that the hit squads of the Big Pharma cartel had a meeting and set up a plan to "get' RFK. Clearly, they depended on their shills at the legacy media to do the work of smearing (as they have done so diligently already) and step up the intensity. What a corporate-controlled media looks like. Thank you, Jenna, for your hard work, clear head, and super fun, funny, heart-centered personality.

Baldmichael's avatar

Big pharma have plenty of small minded minions to help them too.

Vee's avatar

More coordinated headlines from the Mockingbird controlled mainstream media! Regardless of the outlet, the messaging is all the same! What a coincidence! The poisons are so safe and effective that we should never question them again! 🤪

Have a great jab free weekend everyone and thank you for the Friday Funnies Jenna!

Jpeach's avatar

Last week Steve Bannon interviewed Naomi Wolf. Naomi was very critical of poor messaging coming out of RFK Jr’s HHS. RFK Jr. is running thru an endless minefield, with mines set from both sides. He desperately needs to improve the messaging with a very sophisticated and experienced Team.

Jpeach's avatar

If the Media and MAHA had a sense of humor, you would be a great member of the HHS PR Team.

Bridget's avatar

This is emotionally exhausting.

Jenna, thanks for making it at least somewhat bearable.