A Gift Idea for My Paid Subscribers

That you actually may not want. Please read on for details.

I vowed when I started this Substack I’d never be one of those writers who let you get halfway into a post and then drop that…

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… button that’s up there with GMO mosquitos and people who text “call me” on the long, laminated list of Things That Bug Jenna. Instead, I proudly went with the patronage model tha…